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Title: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 28, 2005, 06:37:10 PM
Bloody hell what a game of cricket !!!!!   


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: stoo on August 28, 2005, 06:39:11 PM
Thankfully Jones didn't have to get involved!

Great game


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Teacake on August 28, 2005, 07:04:02 PM
Think you'll  all have to nip down to Marks N Sparks this week to stock on the brown trousers before the last Test at The Oval  ;D

Who said cricket was boring? This must be one of the best Test series ever.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 28, 2005, 07:10:01 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Karabiner on August 28, 2005, 07:36:44 PM
It was incredible that after giving the Aussies a severe pasting for three successive tests

We almost went 2-1 down in the series.

What a spell of bowling from Warne and Lee.

Mine (fingernails) are gone too !

 


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 28, 2005, 07:42:42 PM
Im just glad we dont have a swear box in this house ..... i would be bankrupt lol


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 07:51:01 PM
mcgrath back next test england lose by an innings at 150 runs ashes retained by the aussie wohooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 07:51:46 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 28, 2005, 07:57:39 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff

i watched some of one of the games or test or whatever you call them!

absolutely boring sh1te!

what the hells all this 144-56 not out? - bollox!!

daft game.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Karabiner on August 28, 2005, 07:59:39 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff

Of course not !

He's been watching Celtic.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 08:00:34 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff

Of course not !

He's been watching Celtic.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You u should be doin your stretching for tonight's event!  ;)


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Karabiner on August 28, 2005, 08:02:59 PM
I am Snoopy. just eating dinner.

The advantage of being a ten minute drive away.

 ;D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Karabiner on August 28, 2005, 08:05:15 PM
PS Snoopy have you googled "the fabulous furry freak brothers" yet ?

 ;D ::) ;D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 08:06:22 PM
PS Snoopy have you googled "the fabulous furry freak brothers" yet ?

 ;D ::) ;D

I'll do it now. You promise it's not indecent?


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 08:11:26 PM
"Phineas Freakears is the intellectual and idealist of the group"

They're just describing me here.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: RyG on August 28, 2005, 08:16:24 PM
Fantastic eh!


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 28, 2005, 08:46:44 PM

i watched some of one of the games or test or whatever you call them!

absolutely boring sh1te!

what the hells all this 144-56 not out? - bollox!!

daft game.

I forgot... your national sport involves sliding things on ice, and then chasing after them with brooms.... rivetting stuf lol lol


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: mikkyT on August 28, 2005, 08:52:14 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff

He's Scottish....

If its not log tossing or full grown men prancing about in dresses, then he won't get what you mean  ;D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 08:53:23 PM
i must apologies in advance for the following statement:

Cricket is not a bloody sport!

Paint........Drying......lets watch!

You obviously haven't been watching the same series as the rest of us...great skill, great drama, sensational stuff

He's Scottish....

If its not log tossing or full grown men prancing about in dresses, then he won't get what you mean  ;D

That's not fair. What about the annual haggis eating contests? They're athletes.  ;)


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 09:01:28 PM

I forgot... your national sport involves sliding things on ice, and then chasing after them with brooms.... rivetting stuf lol lol

we teach our women well


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 09:05:04 PM

I forgot... your national sport involves sliding things on ice, and then chasing after them with brooms.... rivetting stuf lol lol

we teach our women well

shame about the men and their footie.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 09:08:52 PM
but footie isnt a household choore otherwise we would have the best female team in the world


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 09:13:17 PM
I've heard the Scottish national dusting team is one of the finest in the World.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 09:15:47 PM
correct and that extremme ironing is a doddle infact our women are better than most mens teams


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 28, 2005, 09:18:04 PM
correct and that extremme ironing is a doddle infact our women are better than most mens teams

Women better than men at something?!? Now I KNOW you're joking.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 28, 2005, 10:08:16 PM

i watched some of one of the games or test or whatever you call them!

absolutely boring sh1te!

what the hells all this 144-56 not out? - bollox!!

daft game.

I forgot... your national sport involves sliding things on ice, and then chasing after them with brooms.... rivetting stuf lol lol
ive never played golf on ice!

Know your national sports before you finish that cigar xx


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 28, 2005, 10:23:43 PM
Just as putting a line in the sand, I'm with Ironside and Davie on this one, hope you dont win, well be hearing about it for the next 40 years lol


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 10:27:16 PM
Just as putting a line in the sand, I'm with Ironside and Davie on this one, hope you dont win, well be hearing about it for the next 40 years lol

dont you mean untill they win the ashes again that more like 75 years


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:30:00 PM
we'll go on about it much like much like any Welsh or Scottish guys do about their sporting success then....I hope we win, and funnily enough hope any other Home country wins at any sport as long as it's not versus England!



Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:32:40 PM
Just as putting a line in the sand, I'm with Ironside and Davie on this one, hope you dont win, well be hearing about it for the next 40 years lol

dont you mean untill they win the ashes again that more like 75 years

yawn!!!

Much like Scottish grand slams and national football team victories then

Can't remember the last one of either  :D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 10:34:45 PM
bit like 66 (wow how many reruns of that will we get next year) and the rugby dont worry about the fact you cant even beat ireland or wales just rerun the 1 month in history you managed to win a few games


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:38:39 PM
really enjoyed watching the Welsh rugby team this year. Ireland consistently a good team, and the World cup winning rugby effort was the culmination of several years of European dominance and grand slams. Since then rebuilding.

Half the Scottish team speak with Home counties accents or used to be New Zealand farmers anyway



Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 28, 2005, 10:43:29 PM
goin off the point a little, anyone heard about the sat for the game on wednesday yet?


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:46:23 PM
glad you are off the point..shouldn't get involved in these nationalistic tantrums


tikay's been in the North East all weekend

I should imagine we'll be hearing something tomorrow, and blonde tournament is imminent


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 28, 2005, 10:47:51 PM
I thought that Simon Jones played quite well


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 10:48:54 PM
i know its disgusting aint it borrowing players from other nations like englands cricket team no wonder scotland and wales will never devolp a team when a good player comes along he is stolen mind you stealing players like petersen from  sa  was a stroke of genius


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:51:22 PM
Simon Jones=class act with his reverse swing...shame injury prone!!

touche Ironside   :D ;D...serious point: the qualification rules across a lot of sports are a joke



Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
tell me about it i could play for england or scotland for any sport i wish


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 10:57:24 PM
same with me, England or Wales. Just don't tell anyone!! lol


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: ifm on August 28, 2005, 11:31:14 PM
you gotta make this a sticky!!
sweaties having a pop at the English about sport!!
funniest thing i've read in years,
thanks to all the boys in girls clothing


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 28, 2005, 11:32:52 PM
stuck my finger in the dyke for a while there ifm....

 ;) :D


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 28, 2005, 11:44:06 PM
Girls clothing, girls clothing, who told you  - is my webcam on - shame on you


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: mikkyT on August 29, 2005, 01:16:55 AM
we'll go on about it much like much like any Welsh or Scottish guys do about their sporting success then....I hope we win, and funnily enough hope any other Home country wins at any sport as long as it's not versus England!



What success???

I'm married to a scot and live in scotland, does that mean my nationality will be listed as "Scotland" if I ever enter a major poker tournament and place in the money? *shudder*


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: TightEnd on August 29, 2005, 01:25:42 AM
yes Mikky   ;) :D

Your fault all round


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: BlueWolf on August 29, 2005, 06:26:34 AM
if you win a poker comp in scotland your then listed as a scotsman in the rankings hehehehe something about not wanting to be seen having an englishman escapin over the wall with themoney lol


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Woodsey on August 29, 2005, 08:43:01 AM
Tell you what guys. I live in Nottingham by the ground and was at the game.....it was worse to watch live. I was seeeeeeeriously worried were were gonna blow it as has happened in the past. The atmosphere as each run was scored was electric and when we won everyone went mad hugging each other and stuff, not seen that before at a cricket match and I go all the time!

I could also post this on what I did this weekend because I had 3 days of cricket and its my wedding anniversary today, been a superb weekend.

Oh and I put £100 on England to win the ashes at the start of the summer at 9/1!!!


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 02:02:06 PM
Oh and I put £100 on England to win the ashes at the start of the summer at 9/1!!!

what a waste of money that will seem in 2 weeks time


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 02:05:45 PM
9-1 - that's awesome odds.

Nice work.


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: dan on August 29, 2005, 02:06:43 PM
ironside what odds would you give now


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 04:03:52 PM
england winning the ashes ? about 5000-1 cause it aint gonna happen (remember i am a champion tipster)


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 04:06:12 PM
england winning the ashes ? about 5000-1 cause it aint gonna happen (remember i am a champion tipster)

I'll put a pound on that!


Title: Re: NO FINGERNAILS LEFT !!!!
Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 04:07:38 PM
i only bet in points seeming it what these tipster doo