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In the light of Tikays revelations that Blonde are looking for some more mods two of Blondes likely candidates have decided to join forces and launch a joint campaign:







Given how both of us pride ourselves on getting straight to the point regradless of the casualty's and my inept attitude we have decided to avoid a press release and instead launch the campaign with a Q+A session, so ask away!

Is it fair that someone who can't format the size of their text and highlight it in bold becomes a mod.  ;goodvevil;

Did you know there is a "no fish" criteria for being a mod? Obviously not! ;)

Bugger, just in time.

Have you spent, or do you intend to spend, any money on this campaign ?

We think that may be a fib..................

Come the revolution you are first out the door son!

LMAO :D

Flushy, how is Brighton?

I dunno about flushy being a mod, i mean the armed forces have only just started to accept his "KIND", what would it do to the ranks of the already hardened mods.  Not to cast aspertions but he may start "peeking" in the mod changing room.

As for ifm, aye he's a good lad.

Divide and Conquer Billy, i like your thinking mate. :D

We have written our manifesto and are currently uploading it to Myspace, needless to say all jocks will be banned, that's a given, Robertfish MUST play $5 exes every night, the rest you need to look up yourselves.

Fates Worse than Death

is by author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

And has no relevance to this thread. ::)

Flushy, aren't you the one that needs moderating  :D

Well i'm guessing that there are very few people registered with the name Jock so no huge loss there, as for poor robert, he has homes to sell thats just not cricket.

I would like to see your stand point on the lack of strip poker games on BPL and how you plan to address the shortfall

especially on poker hand analysis    ;goodvevil;

Flushy doesn't need Moderating, he needs medication !!

We are PRO strip poker, we will each launch our own version, you can choose who's you want to play :D

That doesn't fall into the remit of the mod, it is the work of Kev and Aaron, however as myself and IFM see outselves as the 'peoples mod's' we will strive to make changes from within.

I'm sure I will be playing the MFI version, now what will you be concertrating on a tough game or tough schitt?

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(http://www.purebrededitions.com/images/whenPigsFly.jpg)

We could have a $5 rebuy "be a mod" tournament on blonde. :D

Of course our faithless faithful sidekick Ginger will be available to model ponytails if the people were to make the sensible decision...........

writing that one down .....

I strongly disagree... i think that is all i need to say!

 :goodpost: ;iagree;

James thinks he's God at the best of times, don't give him any power ffs!!!   >:?

Although we would win 98% of the time, we do not want to risk that 2% that the great people of blonde find themselves with the wrong mods.

It's not a risk worth taking.

Dont go dragging Ginger in to this, Ginger is far to good to grt mixed yp with you 2, But I might vote for flushy if he can convince Jane to bring back the pigtails avatar.

I agree with my esteemed colleague

I would be barred the next day!!!!!!!

Seeing as all jocks will be banned it is pointless

Anyone for a poll? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Whoever they choose, I'm sure they will make the right choice.

which Jocks are to be banned???

There may be a Jock McTavish Registered, then there is Suited Jock and Jocksmurf other than that I am stumped.

Lol already there!

     Flushy and IFM for Mod?
Yes    - 0 (0%)
Yes    - 0 (0%)
   Voting options
Total Voters: 0

:D

You have to add Tank.

lol the spread is 3, i go lower!!!

Loving the POLL :D

We will also push for a new child board, "bolt's musings"

I managed to do the moving words but i couldnt increase their size!! ;D

Do the right honerable candidates know that as a mod you will be required to take long train journeys with tikay and listen for hours on end about how the lower sprocket valve conducer made significant changes to the locomotives we see today.

Just how keen are you for this job??  I think a test on trains from Tikay should sort the men from the flushy's.

We are quite prepared to pretend we find trains and train stations interesting for the purposes of this excercise.

I think Nem and Dik are missing the point of this thread.........DOH!!

Slipped it in quietly :D

Its called 'Sabotage', Sir. :D :D ;D ;D :D :D

Not sure if anyonre has consider him yet but

TONY BLAIR

might have lots of spare time on his hands soon

he has a few contacts around the world that could help blonde along the way

think I have fooled Nemesis Ian, cool Shhhhh

rotflmfao

LOL what exactly do you think you are sabotageing???

The revolution, silly.:D :D ;D ;D :D :D

Ginger should be a candidate.

Ginger and Tank

Trouble is Ginger does as she's told :D

I was going to reply to this here, but as you are coming to the Blonde Bash, I think I can wait....... (and it's less likely to get me a ban) Look forward to seeing you......

GULP

Well i t looks like Ginger has taken the wind out of Mugly and Fugly's campaign thankfully.

Maybe we should ban all women?

Sorry for the silence over the last 4 hrs, we have been having serious manifesto talks.

We would like to re-iterate our PRO woman stance. We love women.

Flushy, if I see you on a nice scooter like this, then i will believe you can become a Mod

Nooooo - you two can't be mods!  It just isn't right!  I love the contributions both of you make to this forum - as you have pointed out, you speak your mind, you are to the point and there's no messing.  If you were to become mods you'd have to tone down a tad I think - I think that would be frustrating for you and less entertaining for the rest of us!

I think Tank is a good shout (if, of course, he wants the responsibility).  I also think we need to have at least one woman to give a female perspective to issues in the secret room now that Heid has gone - Charmaine?

I'm sure negotiations are probably underway already in any case!

GFY!!!

Trace for mod..... I'm strangely attracted to her new avatar  :o :-* :)up

LOL  Ty Tonji, but you don't think Tikay et al are really that mad do you?

And they'd be completely barking to choose IFM or Flushy too!!

I'm speechless.

(send pigtail picture bribes to......)

It was all worth while................

you are welcome!

See you tomorrow

i propose mystery123 for the position of mod

Or maybe UKPoker can now be considered for the position :D

Good For You?

cough

you got your answer in the pre bash presentation .... :D

I think the vote says it all, now let me see the private room!!

Fair enough but don't forget to flush and wash your hands after

Come on, give the people what they want.

If the two options end up 7 a piece they cancell eachover out and you get NONE!!! :D

Erm, owwwwwwwwwkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........................................

Kiv clearly supported us, he held up a sign that said Good For You!!

Done  rotflmfao

It's true he did!

I saw it.  Congratulations guys.

cough

Do you carry that stick with you everywhere you go?

BUMP

I used to have a Lambretta GP 200

Sacked her mate, the new one is much older..............

F**k me i just noticed we are winning the poll, come on blonde the people speak!!!!!!!!

when you say much older...................18 ? 19 ?

21 LOL

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;        respect to you sir

BUMP

we need mods!!!!!!!!!!

::)

Well?

I'll put a word in for you...

(I won't tell you what that word is though...) :D

I think I remember you, welcome back  ::)

I'm quite worried about the wrath I may incur at the end of August if I piss off Rod today. :)

:D

D'OH!!!  ;oopsy; :blonde:

Sorry IFM - note to self, check the date on posts, other note to self - Kill Flushy for bumping old threads!  ;smackedbottom;

QFT.

I still dont know how to do this FFS!!!!

Adamg for mod btw!

Click on the right side of the explanation mark

Drag to the opposite side to highlight the text ldo

Press the 'B' button to make it bold ldo

Still highlighted, press the A^ button

And then...

Still highlighted, press the M<- button

Off click to un-highlight the sentance and then change the size from 10>80

Click post and then you are there.

Thx.

let me give it a try.............

Adamg for mod

ffs, i'll give it another go.....

let me try again......

I dont even know wtf happend on that one, i'm getting closer.....

Bolt for editor

(http://www.nyt.co.uk/Kriss.jpg)

I have no idea how that got there, ffs akabusiaments!

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thats clearly not right

give bolt a t-shirt

I swear that isn't what i wrote

Quality Bolt lol

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/dog_humping_pig.jpg)

This site is taking the piss now, i do NOT know where that came from

I'll be honest i thought i cracked it on that one

Every hole's a goal. (http://www.thehendonmob.com/forum/images/smiles/doh.gif)

I know this could end up looking like a car wreck, but I just gotta my share of da big mumma

Flushy + IFM modding with bolt as chief editor would turn this forum into a beast. Seriously, blonde execs give some thought to a whole board where only they can mod, would boost traffic to this site by 10000000%.

AdamG would have to be the inaugural well-ite.

bump.

fyp, you put the decimal point in the wrong place :D

I realise the campaign has taken a slight hit but we are confident of reaching our goal by 2010!

FYP

Don't be disheartened, I don't think the odds of the two of you being made mods have actually been affected.......:D

In every war, sacrifices must be made.

Still an increase though innit

hello stranger  :kiss: :kiss:

Hello there, was just reading your thread there.

Have a pm

never mind that, where's my kiss!?!?!?!

I'm not kissing you, you smell of monkey.

Oh go on then, but just a quick one.  :kiss:

:)

What are the odds?

flushy and ifm for mod?
          &
 Bolt gets a blonde t shirt?