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Title: Noel Edmonds Post by: lazaroonie on September 08, 2006, 01:44:15 PM How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ?
!cheers! Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: boldie on September 08, 2006, 04:33:03 PM How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ? !cheers! I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat. Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Nem on September 08, 2006, 04:39:36 PM How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ? !cheers! I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat. :)up Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Claw75 on September 08, 2006, 08:56:22 PM How much would you pledge to see him drink that glass of filthy water in the "World Vision" charity advert ? !cheers! I would pledge a 5'er if someone would skin him alive...if they want more I'll do it my bloody self and pay a tenner for the privilige. Can't stand the prat. :o that's a bit strong! Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 08, 2006, 09:04:07 PM He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand
Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: AlrightJack on September 08, 2006, 09:07:19 PM I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand Who have you met only once - your uncle, or Edmonds? Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: RED-DOG on September 08, 2006, 09:10:12 PM He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand Was it Klingon? Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 08, 2006, 09:20:37 PM He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once :D Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments :D ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes :D Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: bolt pp on September 08, 2006, 09:22:30 PM He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once :D Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments :D ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes :D I cant believe you didnt do the old: "erm..yeah...my erm nephew likes star trek"!!! Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 08, 2006, 09:25:04 PM I considered many excuses as to why I was buying such a pointless and sad book, but she looked far too intelligent to believe any of them :D
Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: mikkyT on September 08, 2006, 11:11:08 PM He has the same first name as my Uncle. I have only met him once though and he spoke with an unusual accent that I couldn't understand Was it Klingon? Jack, it was my Uncle I have only seen once :D Well Red it wasn't Klingon. When I was about 13, I spent a whole day looking round the Glasgow bookstores for a Klingon dictionary. Sadly I couldn't find a copy. But last year I was in bargain books and I saw a copy of the Klingon dictionary for 40p. As soon as I saw it , I knew I was going to get it. My only problem was the girl serving behind the till was about my age and extremely attractive. I realised if I got the dictionary she would think I was a sad dweeby weirdo ( no comments :D ). In the end, I thought to myself that perhaps she would be too busy to notice what I was buying. I was wrong, she looked at me as if I was buying a dirty magazine with a mix of disgust and pity in her eyes :D I cant believe you didnt do the old: "erm..yeah...my erm nephew likes star trek"!!! He's too young to have a nephew who appriceates star trek.... did I just say "appriceates star trek"? :( :( ;tk; Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 08, 2006, 11:14:21 PM Are you a closet Trekkie mikky? :D
Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Bongo on September 08, 2006, 11:21:41 PM "It's a joke present for my mate - he works in IT!"
Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Claw75 on September 08, 2006, 11:44:16 PM I would've given a kid on the street a quid to go in and get it for you!
Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 09, 2006, 12:14:14 AM I would've given a kid on the street a quid to go in and get it for you! The beautiful shop assistant may have told all her sisters "Stay away from that weird kid, he speaks Klingon". I saved the future chances of a young Glaswegian kid and as a result he will have a successful life. As for me, I will always be the nerd in her eyes now :( Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: thetank on September 09, 2006, 12:18:41 AM Only one way to buy porn, loud and proud.
Make the shop assistant embarassed. The same I assume to be true of Klingon dictionaries. Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 09, 2006, 12:36:00 AM Only one way to buy porn, loud and proud. Make the shop assistant embarassed. The same I assume to be true of Klingon dictionaries. lol Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Graham C on September 09, 2006, 12:38:21 AM My old maths teachers daughter was married to Noel Edmunds. They may still be married - I don't know.
Sark, go on, get a bus/plane/train/drive down to Walsall tomorrow mate :) Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Sark79 on September 09, 2006, 12:43:50 AM My old maths teachers daughter was married to Noel Edmunds. They may still be married - I don't know. Sark, go on, get a bus/plane/train/drive down to Walsall tomorrow mate :) When is the BB3? If it is tomorrow, I unfortunately cannot attend. I have already made arrangements to give a ballet leason at the local working mans club tomorrow morning. If I had known it was tomorrow, I would have made other arrangements. I cannot get down for tomorrow evening either as I am giving a flower arranging leason at the Prison. I am very busy . Have fun though mate and good luck Title: Re: Noel Edmonds Post by: Graham C on September 09, 2006, 12:47:36 AM lol :D
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