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the latest odds from square blue


mikky t       20/1
tank           14/1
flushy         50/1
mfi             50/1
trace t        33/1
rod paradise 20/1
bolt pp         6/1
noflops        12/1
wardonkey    20/1
the nun        8/1
mystery123   evens








the colonel

Can I have a flutter?

can I have a bet ? :)

btw boo - 6 of clubs...am I right ?

can i have £500 please on ______________

unbelievable...................youre better than that daniels bloke











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the colonel

Dont bet on me! Those odds are far too flattering.

I will have 2.5million dog biscuits on The Tank

I'll lay mikkyT for anyone who wants a flutter!

And I'll back thetank

I will take that Bet.

"Cough"

Congratulations whoever gets it  ;)

Dewi is who i thought it should be

Since Heid left, I think it should be Ginger.

good call.  What odds on Ginger?

MPower for Admin!

(I'm after a cheap Beemer)  ;whistle;

I thought this too!!

I see that I have cunningly been left ex-directory  ;busted;

I'll have £100 on evreyone who is at 20-1 except MikkyT and Wardonkey.

I'll lay off flushy to anyone who is mug enough to want to take those odds.

Ginger and Tank for mods

 ;kneelsucker; ;kneelsucker;

flushy for mod

aaaayyyaaarrrr, we all know Totalise is right 100% of the time.

Ship it.

HOLLA ;tk;

pwned!

:goodpost:

It should be someone that is on blonde everyday.   :D  that narrows the list down to about 30 people

I think Sark's angling for his odds......

the laws of blonde say ... Rule 3a - subsection 7, paragraph 2 "you cant be a mod unless you have attended at least 1 blonde Bash" ;)   see you at the next one Sark ??

:D :D :D :D

I think it should be one of these people.  They deserve it the most. 


mikky t       
tank           
flushy         
mfi             
trace t       
rod paradise
bolt pp         
noflops       
wardonkey   
the nun       

Sark, See above post regarding Bolt pp

Hey mate, even if you promised me a  lifetime vegetable curry supply, a date with Kate Moss, and a Postman Pat autobiography I wouldn't become a mod.  It is a postion that only a select few can do, I am definitely not one of them  :D

lol,  I actually cheated and did a copy/paste from another post  :D

I think there are a few other reasons why it wont be me!!! ::)

I'd have my money on noflops

Dewi must be a hot fave for a spot.

Dewi would do a great job

Sark for mod  ;applause; ;applause;

charmaine for mod!

 ;thankyou;  It's very nice to have my name thrown in the pot, however I'm never sober enough to carry out the responsibilities, oh and I am also welsh  :cheers:

Dewi would be a good pick,so would the Nun.

English only please.

I think the next mod should be Scottish and a Female to help even things out.

So Vote for Thetank

This should be decided by a poll.  We need nem and Adam to start a mod poll  :D

I never noticed - quite liked you as well.

About the drinking and the welshness I mean.

I think i can lay claim to be the last Welshman standing at BB3.

Think i had this one by 9pm though :), as Dewi was ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;

dewi is welsh ?

i thought he just had a bad case of phlegm stuck in his throat






the colonel

There has to be a woman mod imo

The members are 6:1 man/woman so there has to be a woman mod  ;cheerleader;

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=stats

Come on down The Nun.

I think it should be a male or female member of the forum.  They must be over the age of 18 and under the age of 137.  They must have visited the UK sometime in the last 89 years.  They have to enjoy eating pomegranates.
They have to be able to swim without the aid of armbands and have to be willing to put up with insane and pointless posts by Sark79

Not to start a popularity contest but a poll is a good idea.

also it needs to be someone who has the time and a willing volunteer. A woman would   b a great addition to the team

A poll is not a good idea.

Of course it is! Vote for ur candiate. Democrasy rules!

Then the mods can ignore it and chose some1 who will fall into line :)

who is logged onto nemesis's account ?





the colonel

Please don't do a poll, its not fair on the person/people to be appointed soon.

I hope whenever he/she/they are appointed everyone gets behind him/her/them and helps them settle into his/her/their new role quickly  

rotflmfao

I will just wait and see who it is.  Whoever it turns out to be, they will be doing a job that benefits us all and should be applauded for their efforts.

Couldn't agree more. A poll is a horrible way to go for the reasons Tightend's described and more.

There already is a poll.....

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=14404.0 (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=14404.0)

No, that's a joke!

Thats no way to talk about a colleague.

rotflmfao

How about Modasahatstand ?

To be honest, I like everyone on here and it would be tough to pick someone.  If I was choosing, I  would want someone who is popular, fair, honest, intelligent, considerate of others.

just as i was starting to get some momentum going in my campaign :tikay:

wow you just ruled out 3608 members currently oops make that 3607 i forgot about tikay on 2nd thought it could be a missread

Vote Ironside

Agreed, do you reckon we should gang up on tighty when our ship comes in?

Or gravy boat :D

rotflmfao

Just tell me where to find companions like yours, but not car seat covers like hers

School......

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

I wonder if she sat and did any "mfi luvs <insert young school age blonde name here> 4 eva" doodles on her books whilst mfi was playing in the tourney?

Legend.

Ive thus far yet to receive a pm from the mods, if you guys arnt carefull you'll lose me to the completefish poker forum, they've been after me for a while!!!

I have a campaign manifesto which is eminently concise but at the same time exaggeratedly descriptive.

It outlines my cordial yet appropriately supercilious approach to forum moderation incorporating the ubiquity of online opinion with necessity for restriction

It details the reciprocal responsibility of a mod and the symbionic nature of his relationship with active members.

It includes a revolutionary antecedent impropriety thread technique that teaches the visceral art of thread interpretation and could cut flaming posts by up to 40% in the first three weeks of implementation alone!

Ive written up an interminable 4 page set of rules by which the forum should be run.

Ive written 8 pages detailing how flushys a fish, i dont know why, but once i got going i couldn't stop.

In fact ive written one of the most proficiently constructed assertions imaginable, It amalgamates the sporadic Witt of Oscar Wilde with the contemporary genius of stephen fry,a piece of writting that optimises modern day reverence and the amiable propensity of an 18th century gentlemen.

I cant post it though cos i had a divy up and as it turns out theres about 400 swear words in it. bollox!!!!

Speculate away Guys, this is actually rather amusing.

5 pages (15 Posts per page) & not one person has predicted correctly.

If time permits - & there is a whole bunch of prep work to do, most of it by me - I will announce on Tuesday. Or if not Tuesday, some date after Tuesday.

Sleep well!

xx

Surely it would have to be Maria ( Chilli ) to make Mod, Chilli Has some strong ties with Blonde and she's always on here anyways and IMHO we need another woman Moderator to take Heid's place.

If not Maria, then that good looking blonde woman Tikay is forever schmoosing on poker night live.


Well if i am wrong about both of the above I give up

It's me and Flushy, i just got a PM from the boss..........

Tikay might be old, but he is not DAFT ( well not THAT daft ).

I didn't know the old fella knew so many swear words!!!

Wrong!  but thanks x

Och aye, the Old boy knows a few choice ones, my wife was reading through my Pm's And i got one from Tikay, to say she was shocked is an understatement.

to quote the wife " did that nice bloke off the telly send that?, Thats appalling language, I mean he's due a letter from the queen any week now!"

You should see some of mine!!!!!!
SHOCKING

let me guess, Vague references to buggery, threatened with reddogs Tash, and the ultimate insult, If he didn't know better he would think you were from  Colchester.

Oi, I'm married, you cant go giving me kisses pn the open forum, do that by pm woman   ;kev; ;whistle; :-* ;ashamed;

Dont leave me out of the sexy pm stakes, you dont know what your missing!!! ive got a pic of me lifting some 5lb barbells just ready for upload 8)

i edited it to 5lb from 10lb, or its just not believable!!

Well I reckon it's going to be Booder, and I also reckon he'll do a great job.

What about Claire ( Claw ) ?    She would do a good job

;iagree;

Claw for Mod

If you look at the evidence.  Claire is friendly and well liked by everyone on blonde. She is a bright person and does a similar role in her workplace as a type of proof reader.  She also plays on blonde and would be a good person to have as a mod.    I am 99% sure it will be claire. 

I hope your right, I've played many $5 extendeds with Claire and she's always seemed like a nice person and I think she'd make a great Mod.

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Mystery 721 King William and Franchise

 ;kneelsucker;

shhhhhhhhh               ;whistle;

Well tikay confirms what most of us suspect. The mods are not going to give we, the people, what they want. The names suggested above are obviously those the people want as mods. But we're not getting one of them.

 ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil;

Newmanseye - GOOD CALL! I think she'd be a great addition to the team. Either that cute blonde piece or the ever cuter chilli!

I wish Mikky was as reserved on the forum as he was as the bash, mind you he did have some distractions in Walsall :D

 rotflmfao

I didn't get a chance to be un-reserved. You did it all for me, when you weren't bouncing off the barriers that is. In between that and ironside not learning to keep his bloody mouth shut. And chubbs slagging off anything that moved. I didn't get a look in.

 :D :D :D

never                 gonna                       happen

I have to break the news to the blondes, indeed myself and IFM were offered the job but we had to turn it down. We had a much more important offer, the UN want us to be mediators.

without flak jackets and helmets?

oh i dont know, a couple of helmets will come with the job .

I think you meant a couple of helmets have been selected for the job.

Hopefully one day they will lift the ban on monkey mods? ???

 :D

Oh dear  you lot don't half make my day!!

 rotflmfao

Are you willing to drop the demand to be paid peanuts?

Peanuts? Well thats asking a little bit much! No wonder he's not a mod.

  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Yeah, I'd wondered where he'd got to all night, hardly saw the guy!

Yeah but some of us are just very discreet.  ;angelic;

If anyone wants to know who it is PM me  ;goodvevil;