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Title: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 11:40:14 AM
I dropped my phone in the toilet last night. Suffice to say it no longer works. Although it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator, given that when the battery is inserted it vibrates constantly until the battery is eitehr flat or removed.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: TightEnd on September 12, 2006, 11:42:34 AM
please let us know how you get on when you insert it in the passage you talk out of.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: londonpokergirl on September 12, 2006, 11:49:00 AM
I dropped my phone in the toilet last night. Suffice to say it no longer works. Although it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator, given that when the battery is inserted it vibrates constantly until the battery is eitehr flat or removed.

haha I did that also 2 days before I went to vegas  :blonde:


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 11:49:44 AM
please let us know how you get on when you insert it in the passage you talk out of.

Will do.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 12, 2006, 11:50:54 AM
Elevenerife. :D :D


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Royal Flush on September 12, 2006, 12:00:13 PM
Elevenerife. :D :D

lol was just about to post that.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 12:03:00 PM
Please explain  :blonde:


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 12, 2006, 12:05:43 PM
Please explain  :blonde:

elevenerife is a variant of western roll/village poker that involves mobile phones.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: ifm on September 12, 2006, 12:08:40 PM
Elevenerife. :D :D

Post of the week :D


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: TightEnd on September 12, 2006, 12:11:46 PM
 ;first;


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Claw75 on September 12, 2006, 12:18:16 PM
it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator

Mikky, if you do decide to do this please make sure you give it a proper wash first - you could catch a nasty infection from the germs in your toilet otherwise.  You can buy some special stuff in Anne Summers that will do the job (so I'm told).


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: North Angel on September 12, 2006, 12:19:55 PM
I think you will find its called "Slide and Ride"...........or Buzz wipes, not that I have bought any  ;goodvevil;

Ang x x


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 12:34:23 PM
Slide and ride is not a disinfectant its a lubricant.

I guess anyway...er....


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Claw75 on September 12, 2006, 12:39:45 PM

I guess anyway...er....

 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: North Angel on September 12, 2006, 12:41:27 PM
Slide and ride is not a disinfectant its a lubricant.

I guess anyway...er....

Oh wel it might still be useful  :D

Ang x x


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Horneris on September 12, 2006, 01:56:08 PM
I dropped my phone in the toilet last night. Suffice to say it no longer works. Although it could double as a rather unusually shaped vibrator, given that when the battery is inserted it vibrates constantly until the battery is eitehr flat or removed.

Thats quite weird, Le Knave also did that in the Premier Travel Inn in Walsall.

I think he has it working again now though.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 02:02:36 PM
I turned it off immediately, but I think I put the batt in before it had dried out :(


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Poppet7 on September 12, 2006, 02:31:21 PM
Who am I gonna send dirty texts to now  ;smackedbottom;


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: leighton_87 on September 12, 2006, 02:34:21 PM
Who am I gonna send dirty texts to now  ;smackedbottom;

Don't say that on here, You'll be getting a PM a minute for the next 6 months now.  Sould we have bets on who's first?


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Robert HM on September 12, 2006, 06:32:00 PM
Really really sad to hear about the phone Mikky. Now get over it and send me the screen to replace mine. Oh and instructions to fit it  :D


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 12, 2006, 06:35:24 PM
Rofl :) Well theres been progress today. It turns on now, but I cant get past the power on menu because the buttons dont work. Hopefully allowing it to dry out will get it working again. Fingers crossed!


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Robert HM on September 12, 2006, 06:55:21 PM
Rofl :) Well theres been progress today. It turns on now, but I cant get past the power on menu because the buttons dont work. Hopefully allowing it to dry out will get it working again. Fingers crossed!


Also keeping my fingers crossed but maybe hoping for a different result. I need that screen badly lol


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Robert HM on September 13, 2006, 01:30:39 AM
Well? how is it, has it died? Is it for sale? Need to know.

But I, of course, hope it's fine.  :D


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: mikkyT on September 13, 2006, 01:37:42 AM
At the moment its turning on, and lighting up. Buzzing like crazy but I removed the buzzer.


Title: Re: Oh balls!!! How am I going to live now?
Post by: Poppet7 on September 13, 2006, 01:41:54 AM
At the moment its turning on, and lighting up. Buzzing like crazy but I removed the buzzer.

Ohhh I could do with a buzzer! ;)