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We're back at the Gran Casino, where players are milling about waiting for the moment when they can avoid taking their seats no longer...  We're looking forward to following a whole day of action down here today, and will be letting you know who's here as soon as they settle.  Welcome back!

 :hello:    jen , great updating yesterday as per usual.          what colour footwear is the snoopster wearing today ?

 :hello:

 :hello:         snoopity

Feast your senses on THIS

They say "N", for "NICE". Don't listen to them Snoops

wow..........son of showaddywaddy

Unfortunately, these were the only chip counts we have received from Day 1A.

Carlos Leira Lopez (Spain) -- 16,800
Dag Martin Mikkelsen (Norway) -- 13700
Daniel Elkeslassy (Morroco) -- 25400
Erik Lindberg (Sweden) -- 20,200
Frank Silverstein (United States) -- 22,700
Greg Hobson (United States) -- 14,900
Hubert Attali (France) -- 26,200
Humberto Brenes   (Costa Rica) -- 27,000
Jerome Duarte (France) -- 14,200
Jonathan Dull (United States) 31,000
Jukka Petri Pietila (Finland) -- 26,200
Katja Thater (Germany) -- 35,800
Leopold Chow (Canada) -- 15,400
Leslie Kerrigan   (United Kingdom) -- 33,500
Luca Pagano (Italy) -- 18,600
Manuel Cuberos (Spain) -- 6,900
Mike Halioua (Canada) -- 19,500
Stefan Rotach (Switzerland) -- 20,200
Thierry Passeron (France) -- 10,700
Vladimir Temelkovski (Macedonia) -- 18300

There's nothing like a bit of colour co-ordination ::)

'N' for NOT PINK. They're a dark shade of salmon.

"N" is for "NOTHING WRONG WITH PINK". Wear them with Pride. Like the march...

Jen, sno0ps, just finished reading yesterday's Update - AWESOME.

Words fail me. You are just too good.

The English language is being re-invented before our very eyes.

Weather here in blighty is just horrendous, we wish we were there, but these Updates are the next best thing

xx

Do you have a pair of parachute pants to go with them snoopy?  8)

I overheard Big TR mention that Ivey finished the day with 25k, whilst the chip leader had a massive 115k.

As expected, play has started here at a relatively slow place with no sign of an early casualty. It won't be long before it picks up though and everyone goes all antsy in their pantsy.

:hello:  Looking forward to another good read :)

Nice shoes Snoops

Scouring the room briefly, I managed to spot a few potential confrontations.

Bengt Sonnert & Simon Nowab
Andy Black & John Gale
Mickey Wernick, Kenna James & Joe Hachem
Paul Parker, Simon Young, Noah Boeken & Mark Teltscher

And how about this for a table?...

David Pomroy, Gus Hansen & Marcel Luske

A couple of blondeites for you...

First, a rather devilish Simon 'SuffolkPunch' Young, and below him a somewhat fatigued Simon Zach. God knows how he'll look if it makes the final day.

A chunkier list of spotteds (trying not to repeat Snoopy's ones):

Juha Helppi
Edgar Skjervold
Jim Reid
Matt Tyler
Mel Judah
Pascal Perrault
Noah Boeken
Paul Parker (on Noah's left)
Suffolkpunch
Jim Kerrigan
Henning Granstad
David Plastik
Dean Sanders
Paul Testud
Des Wilson
Ramzi Jelassi
Roy Brindley
Isabelle Mercier
Peter Roche
Henrik Olander
David Pomroy
Gus Hansen
Andy Black
Kenna James
Joe Hachem
Sverre Sundbo
Wille Tann
Kevin O'Connell

And let's throw another couple into the melting pot...

Mickey 'The Worm' Wernick and David 'dpommo' Pomroy, both on potentially explosive tables.

Passed Willie Tann's table as a showdown was reached between him and a young French player (probably, going on accent alone) - The board was Q x x 9 8 and Willie flipped the Tc Jc for the nuts, while I think he was up against two pair.  I think there was some trapping going on which the youngster escaped, saying, "You're tricky - checking the straight..." to which he got a trademark Tann shrug in return.

Can someone wish Paul Parker gl from me please.

Hello Snoops and Jen!

G'morning Flushy...yes, will give Paul your regards - after I go and find cake.  No breakfast as yet.  Just some very small, very potent coffees left in the press room...

Here's some pics for you. First of all, Mickey and some other guy. I think he might be famous.

Isabel paying loads of attention to whats going at the table.

pink shoes ffs .

come on the brits ,gl to micky, thewy ,jp @ the rest ov the boys

Marcel Luske is so surprised at a play that he has to remove his trademark upside down lunettes.

dpommo is sandwiched inbetween two players who have just gone to war.

I joined the action on the River, with the board showing Qd Jd 5s 2d Ahrt

MB on the left had bet 2.5k, and MB#2 on the right had come over the top for an extra 5k, leaving just 250 behind.

He got the full stare down from MB#1, but I think everyone knew he was folding, as he finally did, showing an Ace in the process.

Backward chair sitter Nick Slade.

Mr Paul Parker, after raking in a pot he won with  2c 3d

He made two pair.

Dutch youn-gun and Marcel Luske protoge, Noah Boeaen, has just lost a smallish pot to a fellow who can only be described as A Tango Man fan. Take a look for yourself, he's as orange as... well, an orange.

Anyhow, Boaken, who looks as though he's been in a losing paintball team, raised to 175 preflop (blinds at 25/50), Tango Man and a Michael Palin lookalike called.

Boaken then bet 400 on the 2d 8h Qd flop, Michael Palin folded and Tango Man called.

Both checked the 4c Turn.

River = 7s

Tango Man bets 200, which Boaken decides is too much.

punish the pinchy

Who's got the best poker face?

Blue Square sponsorship freeroll winner Bernie 'sandino' Stoddart.

He won BSQ's April sponsorship freeroll, finished 2nd in the Paris €750 event that he played in as part of it and as a result won two further months sponsorship. This is his 3rd outing in Blue Square colours.

I have managed to track down the full overnight counts from yesterday:

Pedersen   Dan Bitsca   118400
Abrahams   Javed   99700
Nord   Johan   84400
Keston   Robin   76000
Karkus   Andras   71900
Ulriksen   Kristian   70300
Helland   A.   69700
Thorel   Philip   57600
Dalhuisen   Peter   57300
Sehljtedt   Bo   50300
Davas   Abu   49800
Lodden   Johnny   47100
Woodley   Ian   46700
De Wolfe   Roland   44700
Hageland   Seval   44700
Van der Vollen   Brice   42600
Can   Fuat   41000
Lahtinen   Teemu   40600
Daneshgar   David   39900
Otte   Alan   39900
Gibson   Nick   39500
Pierrard      38500
Cailin   Jin   37800
Thater   Katja   35800
Lisandro   Jeff   34600
Kerrigan   Leslie   33500
Kelly   JP   31800
Gould   P   31200
Dull   Jon   31000
Eskilsson   Hans   28800
Brenes   Humbeto   27000
Boudewijn   Markus   26900
Chessa   Tony   26600
Attali   Hubert   26200
Pietila   Petri   26200
Petit   Emile   25700
Elkeslassy   Daniel   25400
Jetten   C. Peter   25000
Ivey   Phil   24800
Boudet   Patrice   24300
Bergquist   Johan   24000
Pyysing   Aki   23700
Kindle   Michael   23100
Wahlroos   Thomas   22900
Silverstein   Frank   22700
Doraminson   Anton   22100
Grundy   Ben   22100
Marciano   Elie   21500
Alberti   Michel   21000
Huttunen   Aki   20300
Lindberg   Erik   20200
Rotach   Stephan   20200
Halioua   Mike   19500
Golser   Markus   19400
Akos   Nemeth   18800
Pagano   Luca   18600
Van Rooyen   Vincent   18600
Temelkovski   Vladimir   18300
Davenport   James   18000
Lopez   Iago   16800
Chow   Leopold   15400
Strom   Per   15000
Hobson   Greg   14900
Duarte      14200
Mikkelsen   Dag Martin   13700
Hurtig   Andreas   11100
Sass   Alan   10900
Romanello   Antoni   10800
Passeron   Thierry   10700
Billum   Thomas   10500
Mulin   Thierry   10200
Gonzalez   Marga   10000
Pearce   Stephen   8700
Dyrstad   Allan   8000
Lindstedt   Tony   7700
Cuberos   Manuel   6900
Joahnsson   Birgitta   6700
Kuusik   Jules   5100
Bensimon   Franck   5000

chippy count time:

Jim Kerrigan -- 9,225
Henning Granstad -- 7,250
Mads Andersen -- 9,375
Kevin O'Connel -- 8,075
Simon 'SuffolkPunch' Young -- 10,025
Kevin Moore -- 10,900
Simon 'Chubbs' Nowab -- 8,775
Bengt Sonnert -- 8,950
Willie Tann -- 10,300
Joe Hachem -- 10,350
Mickey Wernick -- 9,750
John Gale -- 9,750
Jim Reid -- 10,200
Tony Nichols -- 5,100
Edgar Skjervold -- 14,350
David 'dpommo' Pomroy -- 12,450
Marcel Luske -- 425
Simon Zach -- 5,525

Although Luske rose back up to 820 after hitting a straight on an 8-7-4-4-J board (Mateyboy had K-4), it looks as though he may finally be OUT, as he is currently undertaking an interview in the press room.

Willie Tann has just over 10k and, althogh he reckons his table is pretty solid, there is one guy across the way who 'Is playing every hand'.

Willie believes this chap will soon dump his chips, hopefully to him. A few hands ago Willie made a straight against him and checked both the Turn and River but, to Willie's dismay, Crazyboy failed to bet.

Next time, Gadget!...

 :hello: Jen and Spoony.

Pink rocks  ;cheerleader;

 :hello: To the workers...

Okay, managed to grab a hold of Luske's exit hand.

Bit of a bizarre one really.

Although he'd lost some chip previously when his trips were outkicked, this hand took him down to just 400:

Mateyboy & Luske checked a K-9-9-x-x board down to the River, where Mateyboy bet, Luske raised, MB re-raised and Luske called.

Luske had turned a flush, but MB had flopped Quad Nines.

Eek

Henrik Olander, who caught the Updater's attention in Dublin last year, and is undoubtedly one of the strongest young players, just lost a pot of over 14k, leaving him with 6,500 after a promising start.  I actually saw this hand all the way through, which is a miracle as the press seem to multiply daily, and quite a few bold lurkers are crowding the tiny gangways between the tables too.

So - Henrik on the button sees a flop of 5d Ac Tc with the small blind Matey.  Matey checks, Henrik bets 175, and is raised to 300.  Call.
Turn:  3c.  Check; Henrik bets 350, and another min-raise to 700 from sb-Matey.
River:  5s.  Now small blind bets out 2k, about a third of his stack.  Henrik thinks for a minute (probably about the development of the paired board) before pushing all-in.  Small blind Matey calls in a flash with his 8c 5c, and Henrik shows the bare Ahrt before mucking his hand and accepting the loss, without reaction.

Juha Helppi doubles up to 10,200.

A-T vs J-J

Ten on the Turn

 :hello:

:hello: Nun; Karabiner - always a pleasure...

Just watched one of those big circles of gawkers surround a table conveniently located right in the middle of the floor as a big ruling is called for from TK himself:

It's the river - the board lies Th 8c 8h 3h Kh and there's a bet and a raise from Gary Jones.  The Spanish guy who made the initial river bet for some reason has exposed his hand:  Ahrt Jh.  Now Gary gets very agitated, talking about his hand being 'over the line' and calling Thomas over for a ruling after two other floor people failed to calm the situation.  Thomas rules (fairly, in my opinion) that the hand-exposer can only call, and will subsequently get a 10 minute penalty.  That isn't accepted very happily by Gary, who insists Kremser's wrong and is obviously not happy about being called and subsequently losing both the pot and the plot, a little.

Thomas says, "the line is not a line for the cards" - it seems unless they touch the muck, they're not strictly dead.  So there you go, potential hand exposers.

Sverre Sundbo, who many of you may remember from London a while back, is currently on around 8k.

He made a tricky laydown a few hands back though.

MB raised from early position, two callers, including Sverre who had A-K in the BB.

Sverre checks the K-7-4 Flop, MB (not the initial raiser) bet 500 and Sverre made it 1,400. MB called.

Sverre then bet 2,000 on the Jack Turn, but MB made it 5,000.

Sverre thought and though before finally letting his hand go.

"Do you think he had a set?" I asked
"Well, he played it like a set, but the problem is that he plays all his hands like a set," replied Sverre.

 8) Hello all, awesome update!

Could you PLEASE give some updates on the team bestpoker.com players ERIK FRIBERG, JOHN PERSSON and RICKI NIELSEN, all great players, you have any pics of them too! Again, Blondepoker has the best coverage on this, nice! Thanks alot.

Heloooo Jen and Snoops!!! Great updatering as per!


I love the pics, They are job and bag!!!


The shoes? Fantastic!! I like the way Sno0py isn't fettered by the constraints of fashon, taste, or comfort.

Here's Isabelle Mercier (hello Surprise, by the way) - she was sat on Table O'Controversy, and got up to have a little walk while the multiple rulings were called for.  She seems to be keeping cool, however, currently on 10,500 chips.

 :hello:  you dynamic duo

great stuff guys

Chip Counts - level 2 50/100....

Kenna James    11,800
Sverre Sundbo  10,400
Willie Tann        11,500
Kevin O'Connell   8,525
Julian Gardner    9,700
Tony Nicholls      5,425
Andreas Hagen   7,300
Mark Teltscher     8,800
Mike Matusow      5,175
Davood Mermand  10,100
Abel Meijberg       9,400
Juha Helppi          5,625
Edgar Skjervold    14,700
Jim Reid              10,450
Matt Tyler           9,400
Mel Judah            9,475
Pascal Perrault      16,100
Noah Boeken        10,300
Paul Parker           12,000   (Flushy, said Hi)
Simon Young        10,250
Jim Kerrigan          8,350
Henning Granstad  8,275
David Plastik          8,100
Dean Sanders        5,800
Paul Testud          16,300   (Good showing for the Frenchmen)
Des Wilson            9,850
Ramzi Jelassi          9,500
Roy Brindley          12,200
Peter Roche          10,350
Henrik Olander        6,500

They are fashionable, tasteful and very comfortable!

As the level came to a close, Hachem lost a few chip when he was bet off a board of 9c 8s Qd 3s (about 2k in the pot and a Turn bet of 2.5k)

Blinds are now going up to 75/150

Hi there - yep, will hunt for your guys - they're on Break at the moment - give me 10 mins. 

Isabelle Mercier has lost most of her chips to Gary Jones who prefaced the hand with the comment

"I've just screwed Isabelle...and not in a pleasant way".

He limped on her big blind with  Tc 7c

The flop was  Kc 7h 4c

Isabelle checked, Gary bet 500. Isabelle raised it 1,000. Gary called.

Turn was a blank. Isabelle bet 2,500 and Gary pushed all in.

Isabelle called showing  Aspades Kd

The river was the  7s and Gary is up to 19,000 while Isabelle is down to about 2,000.

During the break, Mike Matusow was conducting an interview with Norwegian Poker Magazine (In English, of course)

I couldn't here much, but I do recall him saying that he 'sets people up with many small bluffs' and 'all the good players know that it's about staying away from the coinflips'

More importantly, he got lost on his way out and went though the wrong door. It really isn't a labyrinth in here...

Was he looking for the kiddie game ?

Hi all

Not sure if they are all playing today but any news on Stuart foxy fox, pete the fireman haslam, and Chris "dodgy cypriot" Sokrati?

Foxy played yesterday and got knocked out by Phil Ivey after losing most of his chips with aces cracked by tens.

Chris Sokrati and Pete Haslam are not playing - it was sold out before they could buy in. But they are joining in the festivities on the rail...when they're not out drinking...

Hi,

Is Matthew Davey playing today? (Irish chap from Sweden)

Thanks!

okely dokely tyvm

Ta - Da!  One Team Bestpoker, coming right up:

Top:        Erik Friberg  6,025
Middle:    Ricki Neilsen  9,925
Bottom:  John Persson  9,100

Mike Matusow is OUT.

All the chips flew in on an T-8-8 Flop.

As expected, the cameras moved in like an army operation, all praying for a Matusow outbrust that never came.

Mateyboy held T-T and, with two blanks on the Turn and River, it was all over for the Mouth.

From the expression on his face, I think it's fair to say that he wears his heart on his sleeve.

Jim Kerrigan and David Binstock are both on the same table as Matusow. The table is constantly surrounded by press, TV crews and general hangers on. Neither seem that happy with it. He turned up an hour late but since then...

"Its like a circus" they both said in unison during the last break.

On a sidenote, it's good to see the EPT attracting so many stars. Although Moneymaker and Raymer don't seem to have made the trip, we still have the likes of Vaswani, Luske, Hachem, Mercier and Hansen, not to mention additions such as Kenna James, Mike Matusow and Phil Ivey.

OK Jenn I love  you thanks a bunch!

Some might not now that John "Crippoli" Persson is one of the best hilo players in the world, totally dominating the high stakes omaha hilo games at both UB and Full Tilt.

Again thanks so much, dont know where you can get more tailored updates than this! Keep it up please and update if anything happends to the swedes!

 :blonde:

Here's another Swede, a rather reserved-looking Ramzi Jelassi, whom I know was awake at 5am yesterday when the Casino closed... hopefully got some rest.  He's in the worst table with regard to access, squashed in a corner so no idea how he's doing presently.

There appears to be a lot of pink shirts out and about today, but I think the award for antecoolness must go to this fellow for his pink (not salmon) hoody.

Mr Antecool currently has just over 10k.

"snoopy, come in, can you hear me. What does he have? Over"
"Joey, this HAS to stop, I'm NOT going to cheat. Now pack it in, or else..."

A rare breed indeed here in Barclona. Praise silence for the inverted chair sitter.

Sverre Sundbo -- 8,325

And before I go back to watching the halved field (it's Staggered Dinner Break Time), a most unusual sort of picture of Paul Parker - with everyone all moving and blurry around him, he's actually sitting still.  And not talking.  Extraordinary.

wow, look at that guy on the left go! And I thought you were the fastest dealer in the world

Awesome.  He's being adopted, going to get his name. 

lmaooooooooooo :D

Andy Black is down to 7,400.

Mateyboy raised to 450 from the button, Black re-raised to 1,300 in the BB, MB called.

Flop = 7s 3c 6c

Black bets 1.5k, MB calls.

Turn = Kd

Both players check

River = 4h

Black checks, MB bets 2.5k, Black calls.

MB announces "staight!" and reveals pocket fives, Black mucks.

Andy Black is still sighing now and looked rather het up.

I think my pink shoes are having a worrying effect. Matt Tyler, who is on 11.5k, just embraced and kissed me (on the cheek before anyone posts).

I'm not accustomed to the modern world we live in.

On a serious note, Matt was mugged a couple of days ago whilst leaving a bar, just yards away from the casino. He was knocked unconcious and when he awoke he couldn't rember anything, but his pockets were lightened.

There's a distinct aura of threat around these parts and I'd recoomend people act cautiously when travelling the streets alone.

Like I said, man, have pride

 :hello: :hello: Stirling work as usual.

Sorry Kev, I couldn't get that photo you requested, one of the masseuses got in the way.

Pride?

Missing, presumed lost

message for mike matusow

'its inhumane how bad he runs'

Can anyone name this fellow. He's due to give up poker to front ipod posters.

He's on 14,925, but who is he??  ;topofclass;

Any recent beats worth sharing or is it just a bad run of luck in general?

photp is pp i cant spell his name

french guy

Isabelle Mercier is now OUT - caught her swapping a wistful "C'est la vie" with BA Kildalen on the way to the bar.

nope, not Paul Parker

Pascal Perrault

not La Paule Parkerre either

Hope Matt is ok.. they must have been brave to mug him, after all he is not exactly petite.. give him one from me snoops.. :kiss:



On a lighter side ..do you think that knock on the head has made him bat for the other side?.. 8)

Any chance of checking on  stu rimmer - sat at helpis table - cheers

We've found another Brit!  It's Richard King (Rich King - now that's a poker player name right up there with Moneymaker) - on Table 5 with Hachem, Kenna James et al.  Will get a photo when he's back from dinner break.  He says he's enjoying this EPT event "a lot more than the world series - that was 14 hours of hell."  Better cards and a better time all round here so far.

;applause;

Sure, know that table - if they're not in the half already at dinner break I'll have a look - any help r.e. identification - any logos, distinguishing features etc.?

keep em coming snoops, a little harder tho next time.

Speaking of Paul Parker, I got these two shots yesterday while he was railing with Jon Raab - see how in the time it takes for him to raise his wine glass, Snoopy has disappeared from the background.  Faster than a speeding bullet.

Andreas Hagen -- 5,450
Pascal Perraul -- 15,200
Simon Zach -- 6,375
Andy Black -- 9,550
Mel Judah -- 12,375
Matt Tyler -- 11,250
Simon Young -- 11,925
Ramzi J -- 6,575
Mark Teltscher -- 11,325
Gary Jones -- 26,125
Henning Granstad -- 7,450
David Binstock -- 9,575
Jim Kerrigan -- 7,225
Paul Parker -- 11,600
Kevin O'Connel -- 7,500

okay, try this one...

there's a clue in there...

um, is it just me or have you written his name at the bottom of the photo?

he's a milkman if thats any help - just shout "two pints of goldtop" and you'll get a reaction
tall lad

Hi there its mulla gl to all the localboys specially nick slade (please tell him)

could you please confirm if ash hussain is playing

thanks a lot for the updates :D :D

Isn't it past his bedtime?

no sign of Ash Hussain this week I'm afraid.

A couple more countlets before we join half Two of the field in having a dinner break...

Matt Tyler    13,000
Jim Kerrigan   7,500
Henning Granstad  7,700
David Plastik    9,150
Dean Sanders  9,100
Paul Testud    15,350
Des Wilson     16,150
Peter Roche   18,700
Mr. Anticool - Peter Kjellen  9,800 

I think Snoops has rather underestimated the blondes' literacy level here.  I will set you a genuinely hard quiz when we get back from lunch. 

Philip Hilm, who finalled in the Copenhagen EPT in January, is running rather well with 27k.

He just bet Mateyboy off a 5d Ts Jd Jh board with a 1.2k bet.

Simon Nowab is down to 4.5k after calling a 1k bet on a 6h 8h 9h Js 5s board.

Mateyboy had flopped a straight with 7s Td

Two Brits for you...

Tony Nichols (left), who has just taken the blinds with a 500 preflop raise, is on 8,300, whilst Jim Reid (right) has slightly less with 7,200.

no  im at home watching these great updates i came back from barcelona yesterday i was 69th reserve so decided to come back

Hi Ash, Never knew you were a blonde.

All the best with the rankings this year fella :)up

thanks fella who r u ?

Anynews on Pomo please Snoops. He has been running very cold in big tournaments so fancy he is due a break here

Kenna James has doubled up to 17,975 with Q-Q vs 4-4 on a 5-2-3 Flop.

"Tough win, Mickey (Wernick), tough win"

Is he a plumber ? ;gobsmacked;

he's not playing many hands at the moment, I'll get a chip count next time I'm out there.

I aint no one mate, Just a fan

snoops can u tell me how many reserves got in tnx

With regards to an earlier request, this is Juha's table, can you see Stu Rimmer?

thanks jim i will be trying my best for the rest of the year ifcan get into the events lol

any news on Gus - my man?

could be the back of his head - he's from warrington - not that people from warrington have a distinctive rear head profile
cheers for looking

13 in total

6 today, 7 yesterday

You just missed out by a gnat's whisker  ;reallyamsorry;

dpommo is on 13,550

lol

We're now on Level 4 with blinds at 100/200

Due to the staggered dinner breaks, only half the field is present.

According to the board, there are 205 player left in Day 1B

Thanks Snoops. Tell him to give me a call when he gets a chance.

any updates on erik, ricki or john ?  8)

Your man  ;ashamed;  ;whistle; is doing rather well with 28,850

He just took down a nice pot with a re-raise (7k in total) of MB's 3.5k River bet. Board was Qs Ad Ks 4s Ts

Oh look, and those babylons have made yet another appearance. I think they're following me around. Understandable. I'm like the pied piper of women.

In the above picture, dpommo was worried that I'd caught him turning around looking like a moran.

I said that I could go round the front to get a picture of him looking like a moran (well, whispered really so he couldn't hear me)

 ;goodvevil;

Back to Juha's table - the guy on the left has 10,250, and the fella on the right has 11,075

Either of them Mr Rimmer, the mysterious Warrington milkman?

OK back from a nap, hope evreyone is having fun!


Good luck to all blondes!

thanks man i really appreciate it. Gus' niece (my daugther) says hi :-) wishing him the best of luck...

no and no - doesnt bode well

Jim Reid has doubled up courtesy of the Marababebeebaballa Kid (I think I may have mispelt that)

Board = Jd 9c Td Jh

Reid = Ks Js

MK = 9d Th

River = 7s

Nice break for blondeite Reid.

Will do, what's your name? Are you Gus's brother or his brother-in law?

Jen is due back soon, so I'll get her on the case as I don't know those three players.

Jim Reid is now on 12,700

It appears as though Simon Nowab is OUT.

Either that or he has magically transformed into a Scandinavian.

I am his brother-in-law Erik (married to his sister Tine). The girl on the picture is little Sally

I have wished him good luck from all of you.

his girlfriend was present so he looked rather blank when I mentioned Tine.  ;) (just kidding)

Kevin Moore, who many of you may recall from Steve 'Card Shark' Read reports of the Bolton Poker6, is currently on 9,300.

which one of his girlfriends  :D ?;goodvevil;

Board = 7d Ad 3s Jh

Mateyboy checks, Simon Zach bets 1.4k, MB calls.

River = 8d

MB bets out 2k.

Zach looks on dismayfully - the 3rd diamond clearly worrying him intently.

After mulling it over for a while, shaking his head and tutting in the process, he reluctantly calls with the flopped straight.

MB reveals A-Q of spades.

number 47

Not sure which one of the  'bestpoker' boys this is, but he's on 8,275.

 Ad 7c 3h - how can u flop a str8?

flopped str8?

Paul ‘The Marbella Kid’ Zimbler has doubled up after the previously reported loss to Jim Reid.

This time he had Qc Tc vs Qs Js on a 7s Ts 8h Flop.

"Give him his Queen," he demanded, and rather worringly, out popped the Queen.

A blank on the River and the pot went to Paul, who now has over 5k. "Cancel that cab," he adds.

He seemed very pumped up - consider the table officially banged.

thanks. Damn just received an SMS that Erik Friberg is OUT.  :dontask:

misread my own writing - it was the 2d not the 7d

Zach had 4-5o

The Tango Man -- 5,600

With regards to an earlier request, this is Juha's table, can you see Stu Rimmer?

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in a request as to who stu rimmer is, in your photo he is the one in the check shirt sat directly opposite the dealer

Not sure who this ol' chap is next to Willie Tann, but I recognise the face.

They're like a double act these two, it's like watching my two nans trying to talk to each other.

tikay has signed up for the $5 blondepoker comp which starts at 10pm, sources say that the site is in meltdown at the number of people trying to join to take advantage of the undoubted valloooooooo that tikay brings to a prizepool.

You can still take advantage of the dead money by signing up, but be quick !!!


We now hand you back to the superb updates from Barcelona :)

yep im blind  thats stu - doesnt the telly put punds on you

David 'dpommo' Pomroy is OUT.

He raises preflop, MB re-raisesd, dpommo raised again and MB moved all-in.

By this time, dpommo was virtually pot-committed and had to call with his A-8

MB had Q-Q

No Ace arrived

Flop = 2s Tc 4d

MB bets 1.5k, Matt 'B4Matt' Tyler flat calls.

Turn = 4h

MB bets 1.5k again, this time Matt folds.

Nick Slade, black eye an' all from chasing Matt Tyler's muggers, is having a miserable week.

This time in the form of poker.

With around his starting stack still in tact, he called a preflop raise with Pocket Sevens.

When the flop brought a third 7 (7c 4s 2d), his 1.6k bet was called by Mateyboy.

Then, on the 9c Turn, he bet 1.6k for a second time and, once again, it was called.

River = 3c

Nick bets 2k, MB re-raises another 2, and Nick, believing that his opponent has the overpair, smooth calls.

To his dismay, MB reveals Kc Qc for the rivered flush.


Then, with just 3,900 left, he turns a flush but loses out to a flopped two pair which upgrades to a boat.

Nick Slade is therefore OUT.

That's one Choc Hoang, a quite splendid Gentleman, &, oddly, a Frenchman. No nicer Frenchman exists. A true friend & top bloke.

wtf what is the geezer calling with awful. and very unlucky

Kc Qc

The humour in these Updates is just awesome, beats any comedy on telly.

Trying to identify a player.

"Anything to go on?"

"He's a milkman".......

good one lol
but seriously how can he call the flop be there.

if he stays in i promise you more milk related humour

Maybe he put his oppo on trip 4d

Choc Hoang6 -- 925
Philip Hilm -- 6,450
Andy Black -- 26,350
Gus Hansen -- 26,350
Mel Judah -- 10,350
Paul Parker -- 10,500
Ryan Fonda -- 14,000
Willie Tann -- 8,950
Joe Hachem -- 11,450
Sverre Sundbo -- 9,500
Andreas Hagen -- 5,200
Mickey Wernick -- 18,750
Pascal Perrault -- 18,125
Kevin O'Connel -- 18,450
Gary Jones -- 24,550
Simon Zach -- 12,250
Bengt Sonnert -- 18,875
Peter Roche -- 23,850
Tony Nicholls -- 13,500
Mark Teltscher -- 8,900
Jim Reid -- 13,075
THE WARRINGTON MILKMAN STU RIMMER -- 9,200
Juha Helppi -- 19,150

And here is the Warrington Milkman (I hope  ;pokergods;) in all his glory.

Stu Rimmer -- 8,375

(I was looking for someone with an 'H' on their forehead  ;noflopshomer;)

Hello - extended Chinese food break, which I am insisting Snoopy take his turn at now... apologies -

John Perssen  10,600
Ricki Nielsen    14,600
Not sure where Erik is; he's been moved recently or is OUT

Level 5
Blinds = 150/300
Next Level (in 15 mins) = 150/300 (25)
Average Stack = 13,636
176/240 remaining

Went to see what railer Anders Berg was watching, and it appeared to be Henning Granstad:

He'd gotten involved on the small blind against a late position player (either caller or small raiser; couldn't see the pot too well) on a board of:
5c 2c 6s.  Henning bet out 3k (about a third of his stack) and received a call.
The unconnected-looking Kh fell on the turn, and Henning was quickly all in for the rest... a pass saw him show the, er, Td.  Up to 13k now though.

Thanks Jenn! Erik is out :(, thanks for the updates tho!  ;danafish;

Another controversy, this time preflop - the Spanish Button Matey had limped in, and Mark Teltscher on the small blind had raised.  A fuss was kicking off, and it turned out to be over whether Mark had said, "1,200," or, "Raise 1,200."  He seemed to want to put the full 1,500 in front of him, but the button only wanted to call 1,200...quite a lot of aggro over 300, but in the end the full raise went and there was a swift All-in from Mark on the Ahrt 7c Qc flop which got rid of his opponent anyhow.  The most remarkable thing that happened during this debate was, however, that I swear the gesticulating Matey lost a front tooth, while explaining to the floorman.  He just picked it up and popped it back in.  Extraordinary.

As promised quite a while ago, a picture here of Richard King - :hello: to friends of his... he's sat with 13,200 currently, and looks like he's making an "I will Crush You" type gesture, although I met him and he's a nice guy.

And here's Kevin O'Connell, complete with notable stack of, well, your guess is as good as mine, topped by twin fowl of some sort...

P.S.  Guests - to see the wonders that are our attempts at photography, you must Sign In - it's all free etc. etc.....

It's perfectly possible, I've Shane McGowan do the same thing in interviews. Let that be an oral hygiene lesson to you

Merci for this Pascal Perrault chips.

Shane McGowan had front teeth, when ????

10 minute **********************BREAK*********************

Here are a couple of other counts I got on the way in here:

Gus Hansen     38,100
Mickey Wernick  27,000
Sverre Sundbo    8,050
Willie Tann         10,500
Bengt Sonnert   15,600
Julian Gardner     16,000
Abel Meijberg     35,000
Juha Helppi        21,000
Matt Tyler          14,000
Pascal Perrault     20,300
Noah Boeken      12,800
Paul Parker         10,175
Dean Sanders      5,000
Des Wilson           24,000

And here is the Warrington Milkman (I hope  ) in all his glory.

Stu Rimmer -- 8,375

(I was looking for someone with an 'H' on their forehead  )

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 nice 1 snoops, thats r milkman stu rimmer alright. looks like he's just about to shortchange some 'old dear' of her milk money!

 

Double Up for Andy Black -

A more cleanshaven Mr. Black was tearing up the cash games last night, and just got involved in a pretty enormous pot which sent his neighbour to the rail. 
Andy looked down at Ad Kh, but there was a bit of a kerfuffle with the dealing, and before taking any action he checked to see whether that particular deal was of the Mis type.  No - play was told to continue, and he got into a raising war with the gent on his left, resulting in it all getting all-in.  He wasn't thrilled to see Aspades Ahrt against him.  But one King on the turn and one on the river helped.  Up to 26,000.

He says, "Twenty years playing, and I don't think I've ever done that particular outdraw."  Well, one for the records!

And here's the man himself, well aware that these swings of fortune often come into play for and against you in long tournaments... "All that experience and solid play, and then..."

Andreas Hagen, who somewhere along the line had managed to get himself rather precariously short stacked, got all the chips in against a nearly equal stack with 8h 8d.  A middling hand, yes, but not when your opponent has 6d 6s and the flop's Tc 8s 7s...
Turn:  6c  ("A good card for me" says Hagen, and he's right, a nine now splits it and only the final 6 outdraws him)
River:  5h

And he's now up to, at a guess, 12,000.

Ash its the Irish Blackjack Champ here, l thought you said we would be ok buying in there..................lol, see u in the Vic m8.  When u going........

Here are Matt and Nick showing off their war wounds, although I am tempted to start a caption comp for this one:

How about, "Charades, one word, carpet?  I give up."

                                             Stu Rimmer out - reraised allin for 10k from bb - raiser had KK no help

any news on zach please jen?

im going on tuesday

Boo

I had 20 more milk jokes prepared.

This rather camouflaged player is Peter Roche, who was down to 11,000 five minutes before his dinner break, and at 22,000 when the break started.  A mercurial and fearless tourney player, the same thing could happen again at any moment.  But I'm down the hall in the press room.

none as weak as mine lol

Ash get a grip of that computer man.........

Not one Red Dwarf/Milkman/Chicken Soup Repairman crossover jokes, you know like they have in good comics?

Don't believe a word of it.  Snoopy's Original Joke Creation Mechanism is rusty at the best of times.  I think he wanted to say it was "all turning sour" after he lost a pot.  Too late.

How about "He didn't deliver on time?"

Nevermind, the cream always rises to the top.  ;scarymoment;

cream doesnt always rise to the top?

Ash, its just as well you didnt get in m8, them Skandies would have played u like a 1972 Scalectrix set.



What number Reserve where u  69 .................................... ENGLISHMAN kOMMEN SIE MIT, BEND OVER,  SCHNELLLL

lol

Jim Reid is OUT.

MB, who Tony Nicholls describes as a maniac, bet into 4d 5d Jd flop, Jim re-raised, MB raised again and Jim called all-in.

Jim = Ac Jh

MB = 6s 6d

And, as you'd expect, that torrid diamond hit the River.

Snoops tell Tony Nicholls to turn his phone on m8

Ignoring the creepy Tann stare momentarily, take a look at this table:

James, King, Tann, Hachem & Wernick - all in a row.

Simon 'Suffolk Punch' Young is OUT

With a few limpers and a button raiser, Simon moves all-in from the Bib Blind with Pocket Fours.

The limpers fold, leaving the initial raiser to go into a long dwell, before calling with K-T.

Hit a straight on the River.

Ouch

Matt is still running okay with 20k.

He just called a preflop raise of 1,050 preflop before betting out on a board of 8c 4c 8s 2c board (flop was checked around).

MB#1 flatcalled, but the preflop raiser moved in. Matt folded, but the caller called the all-in and showed Tc 9c for the flush.

MB#1 had those American Airlines. 

A club on the River would give him the pot, but it failed to arrive.

Met Simon at BB3. What a really nice guy.
That hand was just So unlucky! He doesn't deserve it!

Peter Roche has exactly 10k.

He just called a 1k preflop raise from the blinds, but folded, as the other three players did, on the Q-7-4 rainbow flop to a 8.4k overcontinuationbet (is that a new term?)

Yes he says that a "young American guy has just relentlessly bullied me, and I've had some tough decisions, decided to pass each time..."  I professed surprise that there's been found someone who can bully Peter Roche, but it sounds like today has been less than smooth sailing for him.

:D

Here's a less scary picture of Willie Tann - I know he didn't start out there on Mickey's table, in fact I briefly assumed he was out and asked Mickey if he knew what'd happened to him... Willie turned round and said, "I'm still here.  Not all of us can be as good as Mickey though..."

Well he's got 22,000 which is in pretty good shape, whereas the Bluesquare Legend has 30,800.

That TV screen behind him isn't accurate any more, however, blinds are currently 200/400, ante 50, but very soon it's becoming 300/600.  Last two levels approaching, then...

138 players left tonight.

Andreas Hagen, after being all-in that one time, doesn't look keen on dwindling again - he's just taken down a 10k or so pot with a 5,000 bet on the river, in position, with the board 9c 7d 5d 6h 8d.  A lengthy think from his opponent (whose 20k stack wouldn't have liked a 5k loss) and then a pass. 
 
His sunglasses rank as the least silly and the most reminiscent of the Terminator.  Picture coming shortly, to compare with some great aviators elsewhere...

Tony Nicholls won't be ringing anyone anytime soon as his mobile was nicked. Nice place, huh?

As I was talking to him, he moved all, saying, "Tell Big Slick that I might be ringing him from home"

Well, when Tony turned over Aspades Qs and Mateyboy next door flipped Queens, into didn't look too rosey in Nihcollsville.

However, the Ks 7h 6s Js 5c board thought otherwise and Tony is now up to 12k.

Andy Black is starting to find his rythm and is playing with a lot more agression.

He just re-raised Mr Antecool's 1.1k preflop bet to 4.1k to take the pot.

Whilst Mr Antecool is still running well on 34,850, Andy has climbed his way to 32k after a slow start to the day.

GO ON NICHOLLS MY SON,    THE NEAREST THING NOTTINGHAM POKER HAVE TO A SKANDIE.

Is Simon Nowab still in?

I don't think so.

Also missing, presumed OUT are:

Ramzi Jelassi
John Gale
Davood Mermand
Bengt Sonnert
Henrik Olander
Jim Kerrigan

Couple of quotes for you obtained during the ten minute break:

Tony Nicholls - "I know that double-up with the A-Q looked fishy, but I ain't here to mess around"

Willie Tann - "I'm on 23k, peaked at about 25, but was down to 3k not too long ago. One double up and I'll be away"

No, he is OUT.

He missed an inside royal flush draw (A-Q on K-T-x flop)

K-J held up

Good Old Tony, Snoops tell him Mick said PUSH..........

Been busy tonight but just caught up.

These updates really are the DB!!

The Irish count isn't going to take me too long:

Peter Roche -- 16,000
Andy Black -- 36,000

THE END

 ;scarymoment;

;iagree; ;mexicanwave;

I saw Simon Zach meandering around upstairs which either means he's the chip leader or OUT.

I'm opting for the latter.

He's already called snoopy ... but maybe we could change it to the DB!  :D

Disaster Hand For Mickey Wernick -

Mickey raised under the gun to 2,500 (blinds now 300/600, ante 75).  The player on his immediate left re-raised another 5,000.  Call from Mickey.
Flop:  8s 7s 4d.  Mickey checks, and the young guy pushes for around 19k - call!
Mickey shows Qd Qc against new big stack's Ks Kh!
Turn and river:  8d 3d  so no help and Mickey is left with just 2,500 after the blinds went through him right afterwards...

Tony Nicholls is now up to 33k.

After moving to the same table as fellow Brits Ryan Fonda and Julian Gardner, he called a 3k preflop bet (after limping) with 8d 7d.

Flop = 2-7--7

check check

Chips moved in on the Q Turn quicker than a misread.

MB had K-K and failed to hit his miracle River.

"It was big bet to call preflop with just 8 high," commented Tony, "but I knew I'd take his whole stack if I hit."

Chip counts from Table Know Quite a Lot of Them:

Kenna James   21,000
David Plastik    12,325
Willie Tann      25,000
Joe Hachem    13,600
Mickey Wernick  2,500
Julian Gardner   40,000
Richard King      18,150

Going to bring a photo and chip count from the table chip leader, the blond guy who took Mickey's chips...

And Mickey has failed to worm his way out of that predicament, finally falling to an A-9 vs K-J confrotnation - Jack on the Turn.

Henning Granstad, while never seeming to develop a chunky stack, seems to be stealing a small pot almost every time I pass his table.  Before he was moved to his present location, where he's in the company of Noah Boeken and Andreas Hagen, I saw this slightly odd one:

Henning called a raise from the Under-the-gun Matey in the big blind.
Flop:  3d 7s 4h  Check-check.
Turn:  Th  Check-check again.
River:  7d  Henning bets a little take-a-stab-at-it bet of 1,100.  Call.  He turns over 4c 6c.  It's the winner.  :dontask:

Some departing comments from Mickey:

"Ah well, that's the way it goes. He'd been moving in quite a lot before he took my chips with those Queens. I had to call, he would have made the same move with Tens, Jacks, Ace King, Ace Queen, etc."

Le chip count Francais:

Pascal Perrault   26,000
Paul Testud      16,200

And some other miscellaneous counts:

Noah Boeken   30,000 or so, hard to count - he says, "I think it's 30,000.  I hope it's 30,000."
Gus Hansen     27,500

It's that time of the evening, when we are approaching the final hour's play, and they've taken all the coffee away from the press room, right, as Tom points out, when we need it the most.  It's that special time, when the mind can wander.  And here's what you get - my thoughts on 'Don Blandito': the grossest snack this side of the equator.

Pictured here, it's actually what appear to be large kernels of corn, sort of freeze-dried and covered in some kind of savoury powder which smells a bit like catfood.  I seem to remember Americans eat something like this, perhaps that's what 'Crackerjacks' are... I don't know.  It brings back odd memories of being disappointed as a kid in California when I picked these to eat at a baseball game.  Great name, though.

Dude, please try to find yourself some coffee.

105 left...

Paul Parker -- 35,700
Mark Teltscher -- 8,025
Matt Tyler -- 18,725
Mel Judah -- 13,650
Richard King -- 12,250
Mads Andersen -- 24,100
Andreas Hagen -- 28,500
Henning Granstad -- 17,525
Juha Helppi -- 43,600
Gary Jones -- 6,325
Noah Boaken -- 24,625
Gus Hansen -- 27,875
Pascal Perrault -- 29,125
Joe Hachem -- 5,050
Andy Black -- 47,500

Jen, I've got Casa Mayo on the phone. They want you to do thier next ad...

come on tony nicholls, BIG man deserves to go far,,,,,,,......................PUSH BIG MAN

MB bets 2k on a K-7-8, Ryan Fonda pushes all-in and MB (who raised preflop utg) folds.

Get their offer.  I'll see if it's enough to tempt me ;kneelsucker;

Matt Tyler just reported a hand back to me: "I raised preflop with K-J and found 3 callers. I then bet out on the K-J-x Flop. This guy next door re-raised and I pushed all-in because of the flush draw. He folded, but it was pretty meaty pot. On about 40k now."

Meanwhile, Paul Parker has more vital concerns: "I'm on the feature table, but there are no cameras..."

I just wanted a chance to use that icon.  Anyway, it's a BREAK right now, but they'll be heading back for the final level of the day in less than five minutes, so better go catch them.  Saw Ryan Fronda talking to Paul Parker in the break (yes, that way round) - and he was saying something along the lines of, "you wait for the right hand at the right time..." Something like that, anyway.  There seems to be a nice optimism about the British players still remaining, although signs of fatigue are showing here and there.

Is Ryan sponsored now Snoops

Not sure, but he's always donning VC gear.

SNOOPS do me a MASSIVE favour m8, sneak over to Tony and tell him Mick said no moves now till day 2, hes sitting comfortable above average, he can cash, this is it, hes been lucky, all that gough, basically a little pep talk m8 as his mind wanders at this stage. Thanks buddy

And as we enter what I understand is the final level of the day, play has naturally slowed down somewhat with players eager to make it into Day 2.

Having said that, however, Kevin O'Connell has just bitten the dust. I didn't quite catch the hand fully, but I noticed that his opponent held K-J on an A-J-x-x-x board.

Many believe that Gus Hansen isn't the Great Dane that he once was, especially today as his previously formidable stack has dropped down to 20,800.

His latest loss was against a young Russian chap who re-raised Gus's 3k bet to 8k on a Ks Js Kd flop. Gus folded.

Jen, sno0ps, you've outlasted me again, I'm off to bed. We've had a bad day on the Forum elsewhere, horrible, but you two make it all worthwhile with these simply stunning Updates.

Take care, see you soon.

xx

Willie Tann checks in the dark.

Did u get a chance Adam

Ash u still UP

yep playing on stars

Henning Granstad is out - making a shortstack move there on the cutoff with Td 6c, the lady on the small blind thought her 8d 8c were good, and she was right.  A late exit for Granisimo, while on the table next door, Gus Hansen had also moved all in preflop, on the button, over the top of a raiser... He had 22k to call (around 8k in the pot) and the initial raiser eventually thought better of it and the pot was his.

 BLESS U MY SON, the Preist has spoke

ty i cant lose now
ps r u playing in southend on saturday

Ash mate, I take it you'll be coming to london?

PS, you're well suited to the fish on stars mate. haha.

Richard King is OUT.

A-Js vs Pocket Pair.

Ash do u fancy going to Magherafelt, N. Ireland for a £300 fo on the 1st of October, fly out at 4pm from Manchester on the 1st, starts at 8pm, back next morning, 1 day event, gtd 30k

Whats Southend on Sat.

not sure wats happening on 1st oct
500 double chance at southend

As much Don Blandito as you can eat, and a cup of tea.

Hold on till l check the Map

And here's the player who got that boost from Mickey's chips, and has been yoyoing in chips in a manner of which Julian would be proud - BA identifies him as Ilari Salmies, from Finland.  A friend of Thomas Wahlroos, the latter describes himself as 'pretty crazy' but Ilary as 'really crazy'.  Another superagressive Finn, probably your chip leader at present:

I am - so be warned.

u gotta come now michael lots of value lol

Jen - is that not the guy you bluffed in Monte Carlo - you were in Seat 9, he in Seat 1, he gave you a mighty stare-down while Mummy Jen & I watched in horror & admiration?

l will be there mate, whats th blinds/structure etc

Here's Peter Kjellen, involved in a slightly odd hand - I saw him bet 4,000 on a 7c 4c 8s flop, which was check-called by his opponent.  The turn, 7s, was checked by them both after a bit of thinking.  The Qh river didn't appear to make anything new happen, but again it went check, dwell-check.  The other guy showed the interesting Qc Ks (I had to check - they weren't both clubs) and the only reaction from Mr. Pink as he lost the pot was that Poker Player Eyebrow Raise.  You know the one.  Even I do it sometimes.

not sure about structure tikay might know

It's shown in "Live Poker", on the Forum, under "Southend Fessie".

Just seen it Tony, will deffo be there Ash.

 :hello:

Unfortunately not as the press get booted out near the end.

I did notice, however, that the average stack was 28k

 :hello: :hello:

How about this for a success story.

Matt 'B4Matt' Tyler, who has endured a torrid time after being mugged earlier on in the week, is one of the chip leaders with a massive 82k.

I was poised to jot down that key hand that shot him up to 82 big ones, but it never came.

"No specific hand, I've just been playing ultra agressive," claimed Matt. "Raising a hell of a lot and my stack has just grown"

Play has now finished for the day.

Bluesquare qualifier, Bernard Stoddart, has shot up to 30,400 after crippling Kenna James.

James moved in from the cut-off for 21k (?!?!) with A-6 (?!?!) only to run into Bernard's Pocket Kings.

Very bizarre.

A crippled James exited soon after.

well done matt, JULIAN must have a percentage

Well, we're out and off - back tomorrow 5pm (which I gather is 4pm UK time) for the beginning of Day Two.

Buenas noches!

Let's here it for Jen, Snoops and those pink shoes!  ;karabiner;


 ;topman; ;sexybanana; ;kneelsucker;

We're a bit tired here, so we're not going to wait for the chip counts, especially when we're not even sure that they'll arrive at all.

We will, however, try to get them up before the start of Day 2 tomorrow, which I believe starts at 5pm (our time)

So, back to the hotel we go where I think I may have a spot of whisky, even though it's not my favourite tipple. That's how crazy I am!

Til then...

Look after yourselves, and each other...

 ;stickaforkinme;

Thanks folks.

Well done Matt! Good luck tomorrow.

great effort team blonde

see u sat ASH

Well Done Matt Taylor.......   Good Luck mate.

Amazing updates as usual...I can't believe there isn't a pokerplayer in the world who hasn't signed up to blonde yet when the updates are this good.

 ;iagree;




good luck for the rest of the week matt.............would be great to see such a nice guy go deep in this

well done well done , he better bring the bacon home , comon tyler after the week we have had i need to score as your jockey .

the worst thing aboutt the week wasnt matt getting mugged or me being a complete div going after them it was the incredible snoring coming from tylers hippo type lungs which incredibly got louder after  the mugging. then to cap it off i had to travel home with simon zach which i have to say was a treat of the fragrant variety . 
GOOD LUCK TO THE BIG SCONEHEAD , .

Jen, sno0ps, another wondeful Update, thank you.