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Here we go guys with Live updates from Nottingham
Malc-M

10,000 starting chips-- 45 min closk 25 50 starting blinds..
Could be a long night!

Here are the runners--
Paul Action Jack
Tikay
Yoh Yoh Thewy
Chubby Simon
Rumit
Rob Yongster
Nick W
El Bondie
Womble Steve

Dealt by Jen and hopefully Tournament Directed by yours truly!
Malc-M

Good luck to all, but of course i'm rooting for Flushy  ;D


Are you going to be keeping me up tonight Malc? :P

And of course the internet qualifier--
Flushy!!!



First decent pot to Julian-- Chased down to the river by Simon but he bottled out and Julian didn't show.

Jane --far too early for dirty talk
x

send my appologies to chubby and the others but I'll be supporting Nick all the way...i've got a vested interest !!....................

Message passed on Holland..
Simon didn't look too worried!
LOL

Julian early chip lead continues.

Other blonites around are Ariston, Clochester Key -- At it Ian etc etc...

Good luck all!  ;D

At it Actionjack just took down a pot with 99 on board-- He shows a K-- he had but didn't show the other K!

Major coup!
Rob all in with absolutely nothing on the flop--- Simon dwells with a 9 giving him a pair but eventually after a 5 minute dwell..
PASSES!

Simon has red cheeks and the Yongster is ecstatic!!!

Blinds up now 50-100

Flushy hasn't made a move yet--Rumit looking cool-- El Blondie in a lot of pots but makig no progress... Tikay ahead and wandering around smoking..

Big Barry also here !looking for a side bet..

Johnathan any odds please!!!

what about Nick.....has he gone to sleep..... !  arlene

tk chip leader running the show everyone is petrified

Did Kev make it, tell him I said Hi (He should have been playing you know)

Yup Colchester Kev is here--Just started the cash game!

What are they playing, dealers choice?

can you ask them when the proper players are turning up

Outrageous bluff by Tikay takes down another pot-- He is on fire!  Could be the cigs but there's clouds of smoke!

COME ON THE BLONDES!!!!!!!!!!!

Action Jack bets a board 5 6 J Q  Rob goes all in for 7200 -- Called by Paul -- Rob shows QQ and wins a monster..  Paul mucks his cards and is   down to 5k... Yongster still stacking his chips-- New chip leader.

Malc say hello to Julian from me ask him if hes read my blog yet! Hello to Rob and Tikay aswell

Good luck!

Bit of a spat between Rob and Simon --Simon makes a big raise with a board of 3 3 10 and Rob lays down his 77 pp-. Simon doesnt show his 10-3!!!!

Magnificent lay down by Rob although he doesnt know it!!!

Another spat between Rob and Simon..
Simon has a 10 in his hand on a board of 10 10 3  he raises Rob puts him all in and mucks in discust when Simon shows his 10..
Simon chip leader now!

Hi Malc and everybody

should good luck to them all

Mel x

Chip Count
Steve Womble- 8400
El Blondie 9400
Nick 9300
Rob 11000
Rumit 6925
Simon 18400
Thewy 11500
Tikay 10400
Action 5450
Flush 10275

Blinds up 100 200

Slight change of plan-- Blinds 75 150 changed to a 30 min clock.

30 minute clock they in a rush or summit

Message for Ironside from Colchester Kev.. One he's eating salad and two three letters I cannot remember! something like DFW??

Back again after my wireless connection went down for an hour.

Can someone take Flushys temperature? I think he must be unwell as he seems to be very quiet  :P

Flushy up to 13500 after spat with Rumit- He called Rumit's bluff with top set --Rumit down to 4000

Flushy said--No messing tonight!!! He looks cool to me and unusually no chirping!!!!

Sounds like The Horse means business!!  ;D  Just what I wanted to hear.

Evening all, Jen here (I am playing a tag team sit'n'go so every five hands you get Malc back as updater).  

Blinds at 75 - 150.  Simon looks like chip leader with around 22,000... At present quite a big pot developing on a 6 4 6 flop - Dave has check-raised Julian's 900 bet all-in... and takes it down.

Lots of exciting shouting going on.

Hi Malc. Sounds fun. Wish I was there.

Hi Jen

Hi Robert - and through the medium of the internet you almost can be.  Ian is doing a great job dealing in turns with me.  Their levels are a stunning 45 minutes so that's quite a lot of dealing.

Tikay 9,500
Action Jack 4,650
Royalflush Dempsey "only about 12,750"

Wish I was definately there, all that sidegame action aswell :)

Robert can you send me your address on PM  so I can return the egg timer :)     ......   and before anybody says it was for the tournament clock :)

Thought the levels had changed to 30 min?

Is the side game dealers choice?

hey reddog, when you getting your barnet done :)

Had the skin test today

Did you enjoy breakfast Mel  ;)

Leave it for now, I'll pick it up from you when I get to Slough, if I may. Not going to be this Friday as I have to be at Crawley.

These updaters are crap. questions=2 answers=0

whats up with kev ? and what did i say?

Five players saw a flop for 350, then the board emerged as 3 8 2 3 K and there were three in for 1,000 before the river.  Womble bet 1,500, Dave dwelled and called and Julian pushed all-in!

For the extra 2525 Womble went all-in showing QUAD 3s!!  Julian is the 10th place finisher having had 8 8 for a losing full house.  Ouch.

Quote from someone: "it never happens on the internet."  

15 minute break, and you get Malc back, who incidentally massacred my chips in the sit'n'go.  RedDog - the side game is the sit'n'go.  Not sure what they're doing with the blinds.

Rob its the freezeout this friday and so far we're good on numbers , but week after no game as will be in barcelona

Womble 24,000ish
El Blondie 9,000
Nick 9,000
Rob 8,500
Rumit 10,100
Simon 21,200
Julian OUT
Tikay 9,375
ActionJack 4,750
James 12,775

I Agree Red this is a bit crappy. Think i'll watch the Rain and Thunder far more intresting.

Good Night >:(

Regards

M

what can you do in a 3 door

Blinds up to 100-200 30 min clock..

PMd you, you globetrotter you.

Julian is off to lick his wounds in the cash game--

El Blondie wins a pot... He goes all in and Flushy folds --reluctantly!

Exhibition stuff here guys.. Tikay makes it 900 to go-- all fold he shows 8 6 off!
He said he was bored not playing hands....

Rumit out-!

Rumit had KK but no improvement against El Blondie's AA....

Hi all.  :)

Was he experimenting again?

86o is the new AA

Jen, could you give Julian a big hug and tell him to put Tikay off as much as possible. :o

Surely you mean the new J4

 ;D

Joint chip leaders-- Womble and Simon-- Both on 23k approx

At it again Tikay takes the pot uncontested-- Shows 44--    MONSTER!!!

Rob down to 3300-- Looking for any live cards!!!

That was a visual error, J4 is tikay's equivalent of QQ, which he would, as a rock, never play.

can i just ask AGAIN what have i done to upset cochesterkev?

and is it top 2 pay so tikay is aiming for 3rd then

Rob has doubled through-- His A Q holding up against Flushy's A9

Kev says--nothing --he is just freeerolling in the cash game following earlier victories...

Hi before i call it a day, hows Nick doin. he's been quiet this evenin but was looking ok last time i checked.

Nick says ----goodnight--  he hopes to be back about 4am--LOL

Hi Malc
Can you say Hi to Tikay for me and that Justine sends her love, that will surely motivate him.....
Simon

Hi Simon,

tikay here, sorry for lack of updates - Jen is dealing, &  this Malc M is slacking.

Thanks for the J xxx, need it, not had ONE hand all night, best hand was 44. But J's love will solve that, I'm sure.

xx to J.

Paul Action Jack is out his all in with A 5 was called by Womble with 99 -- No improvment and Womble increases his his chip lead--

Womble now clear chip leader on 37k-- Flushy up to 14.4k

Come on Steve, remember poker is better than working for a living  ;D

Malc, could you kiss Tikay please for the cameras?

OMG, is it one of those productions!

Hiya bobby1

Jane-- U asleep yet or can we have a chat??

Dye your hair, kiss tikay.....what IS wrong with you Bobby?

And as for kissing Tikay-- Its just an ugly rumour!

Any chance of a chip count? bit hard to tell how James is doing. 

I'm wide awake Malc  ;D

Im sorry guys, its a fetish thing :P

bobby1 Well done on setting the Charity match up, it was fun.

and you call me smut :P

no probs Robert, I am disappointed I couldnt make it. well played by the way.

Now we have the nun and The Crack

There has to be a joke there somewhere

Chip counts coming
Flushy 13k
Tikay says not a lot!
Womble still massive chip leader..

Who's chip count?

Thank you

i don't know but he is one lucky guy......its carry on poker....it could be Red Dogs next piece.... 8)

I was hoping the nun would be my next piece......

I'll get my coat

Taxi for Red..

Major coup--

Rob goes all in Womble calls
El Blondie re raises all his chips,,.

Big dwell by Womble

and......

 :o come on more

Come on, these suspenders are killing me

CONTINUED


Womble calls shows A 2
Rob shows K J
Elblondie KK

Flop A 2 no improvment and we are down to 5

Womble up to massive chips--
Count in a bit

Fast and furious now-- All ins by Nick and Tikay in consequective hands-- No callers....
1 off the bubble -- now first 3 get paid
1st - £7000
2nd-£2000
3rd-£1000

Tikay doubles up his 66 all in called by Womble who shows A 2--
Now improvement -- Tikay  7100

omg this is getting better

 :o :o :o

wow, looks like this could be over quicker than we all though!

Down to 5 and James is still in there, Go on Hun!!!!!!!  xxxx 

Flushy is getting desperate-- He just asked me for a massage!!!!

Jane-- He's mortified you are so suprised-- He's looking good.... Patient and determined!

Hey, that's my job!! lol

not surprised Malc, very pleased in fact. I know he can mix it with the best of them ;)

Jane, if he wins, Flushie's welcome around here for a HU, always willing to lighten a wallet

Jane-- He is suitably revived!

LOL, Robert, we're off to barcelona in 10 days, I hear the shopping is pretty good there so i'm sure I will be able to lighten his wallet plenty  ;D

I'm not sponsoring them !

 :o

Not a new man then Red, I thought you would be onto Hold-ups by now  ::)

What with you and Mel and the rest, is everybody going to Barca???

Really tense-- Its raise and fold most hands-- Rumit still here walking around looking bored-- He did just win a HU for £20 tho

Hold-ups, do you put em on your head to rob banks?

only £980 and petrol to Leicester short then

Nice to follow Mt K enjoying himself play for a change .. instead of running around updating us lot..

so tikay comes 4th who where did everyone else finish?

btw malc tell tony revenge is sweet i'll give him a call tomorrow as i have to be up early for trip to the docs

Mt K??? but cochesterkev isnt playing

and btw its rude to call him a mountain

He can always get out of it playing me some 9balll

 ;)

"Mt K" I assume that is short for Mount Kendall, now is it a typo or a freudian slip?

bob she forgot kev wasnt playing

Behave

you can talk

behave now kids the boss is online

5 players left and tikay has just hit one of those 'rush' thingies....he even beat Womble in a pot !
Womble 27,000
Nick W 11,000
Simon Nowab 17,000
tikay 29,000 !!!!!!!!
James Royal Flush 15,000
and the tension mounts...

Give tikay a tissue, his nose will bleed at that altitude

GOOOOO ONNNN TONY!!!!, Do it for the geriatrics

I am sat behind Tony giving him lots of stick if he even thinks of playing a hand before he makes the money

The blonde leading the blonde?

 :D   very good RED

Simon Nowab keeps picking on Womble re-raising him all the time, picking on the big stack sort of thing

I trust it is a one of those sharp pointed ones

Sure is a sharp one...which is more than we can say for tikay who is looking around in amazement at all the action

As a punishment for playing so badly, Paul Jacko 'actionjack' is now dealing.
blinds 500/1000
ave stack 20,000

Rob Yong is trying to buy back in

Mr C can you tell tony his show on 425 was a bit of a dud tonight they missed half the first part

by the time he finishes crying and comes out of the bathroom he should be in the money

Photos of tonight's game-- Many thanks Rob excellent
Malc-M

We was all sitting here laughing at it...the only reason there was a second half to the show was because tikay phoned up the studio to tell them that we were all laughing at him

More photos!

Last 1 !!

Hold your breath Ginger, James is .... all in !!!

Did we have to have a close up of tikays bonce in the first 3 pics, it looks like an eclipse

some one please teach the cameraman how to turn on the red eye remover (all modern cameras have them) cause el blondie sure looks like the devil in that photo

No worries   8)
James Royal Flush QQ holds up against
Simon Nowabs  ::) 69 off..sorry double suited

Strangly enough Ironside it was on!!! Scary or what??
Malc-M

hum it must of been them red eyes that Mrs C was attracted too cant think of anything else

Nick W 12,500
Simon 8,000
Womble
James 25,000
tikay 24,000

and surprisingly Simon is out
A9 v Womble's AK
Womble chip leader

wow the womble has so many chips your still counting?

it's TIKAY time

i reckon there needs to be a forfiet for the  bubble

they have to dye there hair blonde (not yellow like tony)

that was tonight's quiz...100,000 - 24-8....

Yup its bubble time ladies and gents...third spot gets their money back minus charity donation

30.5k

ok i better get to bed got to get up early

please let tony know to turn off his mobile if he dont want woken up at 8 30 am please (revenge)

plus Simon's 8 ?

Phew, was getting dizzy holding my breath all that time......

39k (including the blindss)

Nick is the short stack...and tikay n James are not giving him much hop. they aint playing any hands
Nick 10k
tikay 24k
James 26k

Tikay is gonna be intolerable

I thought he was already...

How about Womble?

Dunno, i suppose he's intolerable too

Womble 100 - 60 = 40 ish

Precise counts on 5 min break
Womble 36000
James 32000
tikay 22000
Nick 12000
which makes 102k... whoops  ::)

who's sitting next to the chip tray? ::)

Good luck Flushie.

The bird got wind that our nice couply holiday was gonna turn into a poker session in barca so have ended up booking for a different spanish coast now!

The Bird???? has Jo sprouted feathers since the weekend? lol

How far away is this other coast going to be, too far for a "Day trip"? was really looking forward to you guys coming too :(

Looking forward to a shopping trip Jane?

Nick all in and tikay calls !
Nick KJ tikay AQ
James dwelling up as well thinking about puttung his toe in the water

James passes and the flop is AQ 10 !!!
Nick doubles thru tikay :'(

Come on Malc, you must remember what I said at the P4C event, I LOOOOVVVEEEEE shopping!!!!!

Then again, I can also remember James saying he didn't lol, you up for the trip?

Jane - U can go off with my Credit Card anytime!! LOL

Too far I'm afraid.  Costa Blanca.  Just make sure you two get out to Vegas in November!

James & Womble clash
flop AKK
all in ! all in !
do we have to cancel that shopping trip ?

James is all in...Womble will have a few left

AKKJ3 on the flop
Womble k 10 for trips

but James had KQ
the Queen plays and James out-kicks Womble
......WOOHOOO
60,000 pot

wow

omg

fooled you  ;)

Saw it a mile off.

Big tell you got there.....  ;)

i actually expected aces....................

tikay takes Womble out next hand... Womble bubbles...unlucky after being chip leader you have to feel sorry for him....

lol, great updating guys, good luck James!

bad luck steve  :(

be amazing if James wins it.............from small acorns............. ;)

looks like being a hell of a shopping trip, James has 65% of the chips
how to turn $50 into 7 large in a couple of easy lessons

smarta*!e

Hmmm, sounds like Ginger knows how to turn 7 large into £50 in one easy lesson though

There must be a drink in it for me if he wins..

He was down to about 700 in the satellite when I tried to bluff him with J high.

If I hadn't done that he wouldn't be where he is now...

Must be worth aleast a couple of pints shurleyyyyyyyyyyyy

and stop calling me Shirley!

tikay 10,000
nick 25,000
RoyalFlush 65,000
someone returned the odd 2k to the chip tray

nicknames come about so easy sometimes, I bet this one sticks

Thanks Tom!
Could be worse!
Malc-Shirley-M

Malc "Too Nice" Muskett

tikay on the march 20,000
Nick 18,000
James 62,000

LOL--Thanks a bunch Keith!

Nick all in A3 v James A6 who called after the full 10 minute Carlo
he evetually called after some help from Rob Yong (who needs friends)

Its not a split pot...and Nick is out collecting his money back only

and he's got nearly all the chips....some people think its all over

UL Nick :(

but I also have to add.....

Gooooooo onnnnnnnnnn James xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dave is like a bad episode of Dallas...

Posts something with a cliffhanger at the end so we have to click refresh another 453432 times to see the outcome.

No wonder this forum get so many hits!!!

Remind Flushy of my 10%
Malc-M

it is now....WooooHoooo

tikay goes to war with Q6 against James AJ...and there are no surprises Aj stands up
WoooooHoooo

the internet qualifier does it again

Good game Flushy--Congrats!!!
Malc-M

Well Played both, great game, great updates

You're not kidding again are you Dave?

Well done James, well deserved on recent performances.

Ul Tikay  xx


Knew he had it in the bag when it was down to heads up! 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

GG Royal ..   nice to see the internet qualifier make it all the way from little investment!

Thanks for the fantastic updates everyone, and well done to all who played

Jane xx

Bloody typical the random muppet getting through for 10c online and getting lucky against proper players.....  :)

Well done mate.

Just got back home and am knackered so I will read all this tomorrow. Would just like to thank rob for being a great host and having all us reprebates in his home. Glad to see the charity fund made a few quid and hope to have a seat in the next one.

Wow. Just caught up, the need for sleep took over. Well done to all to all for making a thrilling night, esp Rob for the venue etc and James for the win, nice one.

I'll break open my piggy bank should there be another one.

Fantastic achievement James, well done


Trip report please!!!!!

thanks to the guys and girl for the updates

Had a few family probs to sort out last night so I missed all this.....Just caught up.

Very well done flushy....that should put the MMM average up on UTG...lol

I'll tell ya when he learns to play properly James is going to be a dangerous player!!!!

Congrats!

Thx 4 the updates.

It was a great night, more of which later......

By the way, if you "cliick" on the pics Malc posted, they grow to frighteningly large sizes - how/does THAT work?

I can't come out to play (on the Forum) this afternoon, I have over 50 e-mails to answer, & some stuff to write - a blonde Tourney Report about last night's game, another Profile for blonde, and tie up the final details of our next blonde tourney, which will be next week - we announce this today.

So, later guys......

Hi guys, just like to say thanks to all. Especially Rob for his hospitality, Simon for giving me a lift there, Steve for giving me a lift back, and evreyone else who made the evening such a good laugh.

I too will get some sort of report up later. In the meantime thought, Malc stay away from the lady!!! And Dave stop teasing evreyone with these updates!!

well done james excellent result chuffed for you mate at last a happy ending for all blondites
james personally played a very patient game and was not intimidated by the feild and brought his A' game
which was the key to his stunning win
i hope this makes him grow in confidence and many more big result on the circuit with the big boys he definately has a game this boy
cheers
simon

Well done James...

Back in sunny Colchester now, (yes thats coLchester)  Had a fantastic night at robs, was a real good laugh, superb atmosphere and I even managed to make a bit of cash on the side action :)  but thanks to the 10% saver i had with james, I had a very profitable trip ..thanks mate ..and very well played. I promised james that from now on i will never call him Flushy Fish again... and im a man of my word...so WELL PLAYED Flushy F*sh ;)

Congrats to Rob Yong as well, he and Nick obviously put a lot of effort getting this going, the buffet was superb ( thanks to Rob's good lady Louise and Nicks mum ... for that)  and inviting big barry "thee from thine" Neville down to add value to the side action was a master stroke :)

I also witnessed actionjack playing on the internet .. with the image on the biggest screen i have ever seen ... I picked up a few tips from watching him play ;)

All in all a fantastic night, and a great result for the forum with Flushy F*sh doing the bizz.. Rob and nick said they may host another one with 3 or 4 seats up for grabs by way of a blondeite qualifier .... im sure that would be enthusiastically received.  Believe me, its worth a trip to Robs just to see all the gadgets he has got .... Just Imagine you had the chance to have any "boys toy" or electronic gadget .... robs got them all.

Cant wait for the next one.

Kev.

 

Well done James,Did all of us proud

excellent reports and updates, well done flushy!

He was VERY lucky on the final hand. I took him on with Q-6 clubs, & he got lucky, & outdrew me with his A-J clubs.

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Thanks Malc. I have asked the techies to fix the situation whereby we have to "click" to see a pic, we ought to be able to see therm automaticaly, as we could before. They told me they wil sort it on Monday.

bump......

who remembers this night!

To think DTD now exists!

shameless brag bump  imo

ldo

No its the best structured comp in the UK....

 ;iagree;  some v fishy play to qualify if I remember ;D

Too right!

Mr Flush, you really should have been in DTD last night - an atmo which I've never before experienced in a Cardroom. And lots of very drunk, very loaded, Norwayish cash-game players.

I can't imagine there has never been such a night in a UK Cardroom before.

And yes, I well remember that Rob Yong Home Game. Last night was just the same - x about 200 folks. Unbelievable.

great game that one. Womble turned up a couple of hours late due to finalling at sheffield then went on to chop it with beppe if I remember rightly.

Julian was on the wrong end of a real cooler with a boat v quads, we all got leathered and I ended up sleeping in the cinema room.

ok that was robs home game 2 that womble chopped with beppe. I couldnt get a seat in his home game 1 which flushy won :(

strange to read back through it and see womble running so deep and playing so many pots- what happened there then?

Well I do remember him ko'ing me in 6th or 7th with KK v my AK...

i think i was suposed to be at the game but had been in hosptal all week and had to pull out

talk about peed off

Yeah it was the day of super womble who confused us all by playing every pot!! (well after simon and rob had done their thing)

His slowroll on Thewy was diff gear..."two pair" Julian victory slams his 8's full, Womble turns over quads....