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Title: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: RED-DOG on September 22, 2006, 10:26:10 PM You wouldn't like me when I'm grumpy!!!!!
http://www.blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/4197 Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Swordpoker on September 22, 2006, 10:36:06 PM Hilarious Red and very well written.
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Sark79 on September 22, 2006, 10:36:43 PM lol, n1 mate. very well done
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Claw75 on September 22, 2006, 10:38:13 PM great read Tom but.....my hands aren't leathery :(
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Jim-D on September 22, 2006, 10:52:01 PM Fantastically written Tom,
Found myself smiling from ear to ear reading about the old'fella (memories flooding back). Been a while since you wrote an article pal and hope this is the start of many to come :)up Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Dewi_cool on September 22, 2006, 10:52:34 PM brilliant, no change then ;tightend;
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Tonji on September 22, 2006, 11:18:05 PM Classic Red-Dog, always love reading your articles Tom. I look forward to the next one.
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Delboy on September 22, 2006, 11:34:20 PM Up to the usual standard Red :)up ;thankyou; :)up
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 22, 2006, 11:41:13 PM Very funny, as usual.
For some bizarre reason I'm convinced that you were talking about Barnsley indoor market with regard to the milkman. Don't know why, but the description reminded me of it (although probably a million other indoor markets too!) Also, I think you misinterpreted the girl's comment. I suspect it was "Pink Underwear?" (i.e. a question about you!) Sheriff Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Eck on September 22, 2006, 11:42:31 PM Excellent Mr Red really enjoyed it, more please ;applause;
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: RED-DOG on September 23, 2006, 12:03:36 AM Thanks for your comments guys, I really appreciate them.
No Sheriff, I wasn't Barnsley market, but you were damn close. It was Sheffield, and a bit before your time I suspect. You'd a bin nought but a striplin! Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: Wardonkey on September 23, 2006, 12:30:02 AM Thanks Red, another little gem.
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: suzanne on September 23, 2006, 05:20:32 PM A great read as always Mr Red :)up
However im having a bit of a :blonde:....Garlic Bread??? Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: RED-DOG on September 23, 2006, 05:26:08 PM A great read as always Mr Red :)up However im having a bit of a :blonde:....Garlic Bread??? I shout it in restaurants, a la Peter Kay. It's part of my 'Grumpy old man' act. (but don't tell anyone) Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: totalise on September 23, 2006, 05:51:28 PM excellent read Red, you have no fears about people wanting to listen to your stories, people would pay for the privelage!
Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: madasahatstand on September 23, 2006, 07:14:39 PM red
i enjoyed that read. especially the part with the milkman. it brought a tear to my eye. you probably made the milkmans day by asking him about himself. more folk should ask older people about their life. i too, love older people and think we should value the wisdom that age brings. instead society stigmatise the elderly. when i was young i was taught to respect older people and listen. even if someone was rude to me, i wouldn't answer back! just wouldn't look to talk to that person again. your piece reminds me of the loss i feel when a lot of this life knowledge goes to waste. its a real shame. the last thing i want to say is that Mrs red is a beautiful woman and you must really have a solid relationship. i don't think i could put up with strider telling me he was trying to see through a womans dress.lol. you are also a remarkable man as i often get a real sleezy sense from men who say things about women in a sexual way. i don't get these vibes from you at all. hope you and Mrs red have zillions of years of bliss ahead many thanks for the read mad Title: Re: Don't make me grumpy....... Post by: RED-DOG on September 23, 2006, 07:23:11 PM Why thank you Mad!
Your right, women seem to realise instinctively that I'm harmless. <Sigh> |