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I'm already insulted.  THE SAME BOUNTY AS TK!!!!!!!

LOL if you think you are insulted now, wait til the comp starts !!!  the table talk is unique mate :D

Bring it on :D

Can someone keep a transcript of the table talk please :D

I shall do my best to be there, sounds like it's going to be good value to me :)

Sounds like easy money, i'm in!!

How sure are we that Tikay will not have a GOOD player using his ID to save his blushes?

Who would want to risk their reputation by playing under grandads account ??

good point

I'll probably play in this, but need to be out by 10pm to watch Lost.  feel free to take advantage.....

sigh ... i should have made it an earlier start ;)

Surely Colchester Kev is our very own Hurley?

LMFAO ... i wish i had his hair as well as his figure :)

Are you talking about tonights poker tournament now or in general?

If the latter then there's a telepathic message winging its way to you ;)

LIZ hurley more like.

 :o  I'll get back to you!

should've gone to specsavers

If i had a banana for every time a womans told me that!!

and who knows - one day one of them might.......... :'(

;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry;

ah the old sympathy tactic.  If I wasn't happily married, I'm sure I'd give in!

You can just picture Matt at the Zoo talking to the other monkeys, "oohh oohh eee ee aah" / translation " lady monkeys never phone me!"

I once did a bit of weekend work at Knowsley Safari Park - but i've never been a zoo monkey!!  :D

funilly enough thats the same line that lots of the single women say as well!!  :D

actually, come to think of it, double bill of Lost = about 50 minutes of adverts so even if I go deep the bounty comp should be over in plenty of time for me to start watching and still be in bed just after midnight   :)up

Lost is great - is this the end of series two?  Don't miss it!

So if i turn up at 9pm 80% of the players will be looking to get themselves eliminated before 10pm?

So all i need to is register at 9pm then turn up at 10pm and i'll be guaranteed to be in the money without playing a hand?

I've seen it, there'll be some weak competition one there

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I am with Compo in London right now.

He's told me that tonight, on the very first hand, he intends to go ALL-IN......

Fill 'yer boots....

one thing to say another to do

PS - Compo's BPL alias is.....

THE BIG KID

Do you have a last longer on with Compo, Tikay?

He wouldn't dare :D

Compo you fish .... I have just seen the blonde bash 425 for the first time !!

Be afraid ... be very afraid !!

I agree its a disgrace.

I am putting another $20 on Compo.

I can't play this tonight as i am actually going outside (apparently there still is life outside of online poker)

very kind of you Flushy ... :D  Compo is gonna be eaten alive !!

You can't be serious?? Whoever told you that?!

Rookie are you and your school of itb fish playing tonight ??

I will be mate, as long as i dont get something live pop up between now and then lol. Dont know about ITB coz his comps not working (too much porn i suspect!  :D)..

Value is in.

Has tikay registered twice ? :D

Kev how do i give the $20, can it just be transfered from my BPL account to the winners? Or do you want to take it then pass it over?

everyone fishing tonight              ;goodvevil;

no change there then :)

Transfer it to me after I win, no problem.

PS Is Compo playing as Compo?

try reading rest of thread (in particular bottom of page 2) ;)

Flushy, we will sort your $20 bounty donation out after the comp ...


Just to confirm Compo (the big kid) now has a $45 Bounty on him , and Tikay has $25 on him.

Free money .... what an incentive to register .... who knows, with valloooooooo like that, we might even get Dale to play :)

PS Is Compo playing as Compo?
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try reading rest of thread (in particular bottom of page 2) ;)
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Cheers.
 :)up

I'm gonna play this one tonite, the chance of $20 from flushy is too good an oppo to miss out on

I'm afraid the bounty isn't actually on flushy, therefore the value isn't quite THAT good.... ;)

Sorry i misread the original bountys, thought it was $20, i want to double it so $25.

So thats $75 for me then. SHIP IT! Telly boys, your ass is grass! (What does that mean lol)

What a way to get some of flushys money for free, I don't even have to call his insane bets with rags!

I'm registered, see you there x

24 so far ... tikay is on his way home and will register shortly as will Compo ... that will give us 26 ... come on people ... lets get it to over 30.

Flushy
You are a gent.

(I think thats what TK called you)

same amount of letters and the last 2 are correct.


i thought it was Runt


By the way Compo old boy ... get bloody registered !!

tent?  I think you're getting confused with another word related to outdoor sleeping :)

I can think of other things to do outside than sleep!

OMG

I've just registered.....

more fish than Macfisheries (one for the youngsters!)

we expect a full report of your demise on the next show Compo.

I am sure grandad will mention it anyway ... so perhaps you should confess first :)

Unlikely as I hate to brag  :D

I can't connect to Blonde, Full Tilt, UB or Stars. Grrrrrr, but somehow I can connect to Crypto. Wish I knew what the hell was going on. ???

If tikay doesnt get home in time the bounty is on ME !!!

Im not sure if that means people will be wanting tikay to get home in time or not !! :)

Repeated hitting with a spanner does work!!! :)  ;technophobe; ;technophobe; ;technophobe; ;technophobe;

phew grandad has registered.... :) VALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i have also added to the value..... gl all.

well I managed 10 minutes.   Only because I want to watch Lost you understand......

Thats what I usually say to the mrs......

10 minutes?  I am impressed!

so am I!!!!

Man Compo is a fish, plays every hand, raises, then passes to any re raise ... i hope he plays every week :D

I want my bounty, i feel robbed :(

Sep 26 20:21:15] : Hand Start.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 1 : totalise has $702
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 2 : RookITB has $3,549
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 3 : Kev-Colch has $2,109
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 4 : IamRodHull has $1,740
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 5 : BigFella42 has $2,060
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 6 : sjc999 has $2,650
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 7 : --bluffer has $1,370
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 8 : tikay1 has $1,940
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 9 : Teditu has $4,290
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Teditu is the dealer.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : totalise posted small blind.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : RookITB posted big blind.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Game [30] started with 9 players.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Seat 2 : RookITB has Qs 3s
[Sep 26 20:21:15] : Kev-Colch : lucky mug
[Sep 26 20:21:19] : RookITB : lucky river you hit
[Sep 26 20:21:26] : Kev-Colch folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:26] : IamRodHull folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:27] : BigFella42 folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:27] : sjc999 folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:29] : --bluffer folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:30] : Stakes: 30/60 Current level: 2 Level up in: 9 min. Break in: 35 min. Players : 36
[Sep 26 20:21:31] : tikay1 called 60
[Sep 26 20:21:32] : IamRodHull : lol
[Sep 26 20:21:36] : Teditu folded.
[Sep 26 20:21:38] : totalise called 30
[Sep 26 20:21:40] : RookITB checked.
[Sep 26 20:21:40] : Dealing flop.
[Sep 26 20:21:40] : Board cards [5h 3c Qh]
[Sep 26 20:21:42] : totalise checked.
[Sep 26 20:21:44] : RookITB checked.
[Sep 26 20:21:46] : tikay1 bet 1,880 and is All-in
[Sep 26 20:21:49] : Stakes: 30/60 Current level: 2 Level up in: 9 min. Break in: 34 min. Players : 36
[Sep 26 20:22:01] : totalise has 10 seconds to respond.
[Sep 26 20:22:02] : totalise folded.
[Sep 26 20:22:03] : tikay1 : misread - PASS please
[Sep 26 20:22:03] : RookITB called 1,880
[Sep 26 20:22:04] : Showdown!
[Sep 26 20:22:04] : Seat 2 : RookITB has Qs 3s
[Sep 26 20:22:05] : Seat 2 : RookITB has Qs 3s
[Sep 26 20:22:05] : Seat 8 : tikay1 has Kh 7h
[Sep 26 20:22:09] : Stakes: 30/60 Current level: 2 Level up in: 8 min. Break in: 34 min. Players : 36
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : Board cards [5h 3c Qh Tc Th]
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : Seat 8 : tikay1 has Kh 7h
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : tikay1 has Flush KQT75
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : Seat 2 : RookITB has Qs 3s
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : RookITB has Two Pair: Queens and 10s
[Sep 26 20:22:11] : tikay1 wins 3,940 with Flush KQT75
[Sep 26 20:22:20] : tikay1 : next
[Sep 26 20:22:21] : Hand is over.
[Sep 26 20:22:21] : 
[Sep 26 20:22:21] : Stakes: 30/60 Current level: 2 Level up in: 8 min. Break in: 34 min. Players : 36

THE SITE IS FIXED

I WILL NOT PLAY ON THIS SITE AGAIN UNLESS I GET AN APOLOGY FROM TIKAY FOR CHEATING IN THE HAND ABOVE. IMMEDIATELY.

Preflop I am behind with Ace rag versus pocket 7's.
But on the flop........
 Aspades
post flop I am 92% favourite
On the turn
 7h
Post turn I am 0% & I am out
 ;smackedbottom;

Whats the latest on this fish fest?

I bubbled, 7th place :'(

I'm gutted

I'm not... im in the money and compos bounty is MINE MWHAHAHA

Sorry Poppet xxxx

THink again

Rigged.

Compo the fish pushes UTG with JQ, I call in the BB with 88. Flop obviously comes JxJ with no 8 to save me. Kev pulled the lever to save him.

Finished 4th :(   BUT ......... I get $50 for scalping Compo !! 

AYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

make sure he mentions it next week tikay .... I just saw the bB3 episode today ... that will teach him to close the show with the line "time to get the pies in Kev"

Out in 3rd, plus Tikay's bounty :)

Its ok Compo, you're forgiven, I'll get you next time!

Thanks Poppet


Thanks for a great tourney guys

Apart from Tikay, Mikky, Kev and about 35 others you were all briliant.

Thanks again, hopefully do it all again soon

Nice one Sheriff

Thanks SupaMonkey

Last hand was lucky - looks like Kev finally let me have a go on the lever!

Sheriff

Well done Sheriff x

Lol, twas a good game.

wp Sheriff :)

Can I just say a big thanks to everyone for supporting tonights game, 38 runners for a comp that was only announced this morning is a brilliant effort by everyone.

Also a big thanks to Compo for playing as the bounty..... and seeing as i got him, I better thank Flushy for the extra donation to my bankroll :)

Seriously Compo, It was great of you to take the time out to do this and i hope you enjoyed the unique blonde comp table talk ;)

BRING ON THE LEAGUE .....  IT STARTS ON MONDAY !!!

well played Sheriff, im glad mine went to a good home mate. 8)

Tikay wasted mine... Althought, i didn't expect anything less.

no he didn't, he gave them to me :)

How was the pizza?

Brilliant, chicken wings too mmmm... i could eat them all again now though! :D

I am sure thats what he said.....lol.

Why did you lose to Kev! grrr.

I am sure thats what he said.....lol.

Why did you lose to Kev! grrr.
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To be fair, SupaMonkey did all the damage in a massive pot at 600/1200 blinds leaving Compo with a mere 800 odd chips left.  Next hand Compo went all-in from the button, Kev completed from the SB and I checked the BB.

Kev's piece of cheese hand was the best of 3 piece's of cheese (think he made a pair of 3s by the end).

Sheriff

Apologies Flushy.  I tried but even great(?) players get outdrawn by fish occasionally .

Hopefully warmed me up nicely for the Broadway tonight. Although I will miss Mikky's trash talk

LOL gl in Brum m8.

I hate giving Kev money!

Kev and tikay are far better than I could be :) They get more practise :D