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He's playing the $300 Buy-In WCOOP Omaha Hi-Lo Event on Stars. His alias is "moonrise".

He is MASSIVE chip leader - he has 105,000, next nearest has 55,000!

It's $78,000 to the winner.

He has no idea how to play Hi-Lo, & he's sounds to me like he's been on the Red Wine all night.

Well worth a look for comedy value alone.

I can't watch as I'm on my mums 'puter.

How many left?

1,303 began, 225 are left, the money goes down to 180th....!

He now has 105,533, the 2nd plce fella has 53,756, & the 3rd has 46,339.

Wow, keep doing what your doing Thewy! I will pop along and watch just after i finish this batch of SnG..

oooo Good going Thewy :)  Keep it up!

aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tony phone him and tell him to disconnect his mouse!!

He is deffo bladdered - trust me.

He'll drunkenly stagger on here shortly I think.

$78k to the winner - it's frightening.

Surely red wine is the perfect partner for Omaha hi lo?

192 left, money starts at 180. ($547).

He has 105k, then it's 59k, 55k & 54k.

Expect much Yoyo-ing.

Well, the difference is he understands Red Wine.

been railing him for the last few hours and hes has never been anywhere but 1st- he had 25k when i joined him. He isnt bladdered and is going to cash big here. he assures me he has only had one bottle of red lol

it has been suggested i should just go to bed & just see how far i get...tempting, it is late.
alternatively, i could get anopther bottle open & go for it.
you win alot of pots in this game, can't believe i never tried it before.
just to cover my ass, ariston is on technical support, hehe

Another bottle :D

Good luck Julian

I find it quite concerning that Ariston is "covering your ass"  :D :D

If thats what wine does for you... im glad i dont drink it :)

put the bottle down and step away from the glass!!!!!!!

Good Luck Julie xx

Win it Julie!

tx everyone,
next break is a tea & (ginger) cake one...coaches orders,
sorry folks

Sorry Julian

 ;goodluck; Jules

Awww! I want to be like Thewy when he grows up!!

(Red whine)

You can't stop drinking once you've started... I've tried it, only leads to disaster when you replace drinking with thinking...

YoYo?

U seriously never played Hi Lo before?????

Fcuk me, and I thought all my hard work at the game was paying off,, wish I knew it was all just luck! lol

Just win it baby !!!!!

 :birthday:

mmmmm ginger cake.....any updates guys.

Good luck mate.

 ;goodluck;

Julie The Wino has 98k.

2nd, 83k

3rd, 65k

4th, 61k.

167 players left. 167th pays $547, winner gets $79k.

Wino Boy has 91k, & the chip 2nd has 84k - & is seated to Thewy's immediate left. An "incident" is entirely possible.....

well Good Luck Julian.

My Eyeballs can take no more

Hope you get the lots

Good night all

regards

M

Forgot to say, 137 left, & blinds are 400-800. They've been playing over 5 hours, way past the Boy's online boredom threshold. But well into Bottle # 2 territory.

break time, still CL, 600/1200 now tho... i hope he takes this down in record time coz then i can get some sleep myself!

Been watching for I while.


I don't know what he's doing.


He doesn't know what he's doing.


But the most important thing is......


They don't know what he's doing!!!!!!


GOOO ONNNN JULIE!!!!! (Thats my mothers name)  :-*

Who is Coupe?

ignorance can be bliss in poker Red.

No way it takes Julie 5 hours to drink 2 bottles!

it does when he spent the first 3 hours in almost every pot :D

Its quite a tight table, bets seem to be respected.

What is Julies' avatar?

tx all,
boredom has yet to hit me...
the powers of a slice of ginger cake with butter on & a nice cup of tea are much underrated!

He used to be a slalom canoeist - you know, white-water rafting and stuff. High level, too, he went all over Europe "paddling" in International paddling events. The avatar is a part of a pic of his canoe thing.

one clue,
it's wet

way to spoil it tk, sigh

Is this a tikay wind up? vote now.

Thanks Tikay,

I can see it now....ish

Do you enjoy fibbing ALL of the time? or just occasionally TK? :D

I thought it was someone getting really excited over a fish

Wowee, this was a nasty pot, Thewy not involved though...

PokerStars Game #6431390681: Tournament #40000012, $300+$20 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2006/09/26 - 20:54:13 (ET)
Table '40000012 8' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: taxmann (57117 in chips)
Seat 2: =AF= (33941 in chips)
Seat 3: Humberto B. (27936 in chips)
Seat 4: meatcity (43313 in chips)
Seat 5: briaann1 (37593 in chips)
Seat 6: moonrise (116483 in chips)
Seat 7: Brett Favre (60465 in chips)
Seat 8: XZWALON (38099 in chips)
Seat 9: raconteur (50116 in chips)
Brett Favre: posts small blind 600
XZWALON: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
raconteur: folds
taxmann: raises 1200 to 2400
=AF=: folds
Humberto B.: raises 6600 to 9000
meatcity: folds
briaann1: folds
moonrise: folds
Brett Favre: folds
XZWALON: folds
taxmann: calls 6600
*** FLOP *** [6s Ks 7s]
taxmann: checks
Humberto B.: bets 7200
taxmann: calls 7200
*** TURN *** [6s Ks 7s] [4c]
taxmann: bets 11736
Humberto B.: calls 11736 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6s Ks 7s 4c] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
taxmann: shows [4h Ah 3d Kd] (HI: two pair, Kings and Fours; LO: 6,4,3,2,A)
Humberto B.: shows [4d 2d 5s As] (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,5,4,2,A)
Humberto B. collected 28836 from pot
taxmann collected 28836 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57672 | Rake 0
Board [6s Ks 7s 4c 2s]
Seat 1: taxmann showed [4h Ah 3d Kd] and won (28836) with HI: two pair, Kings and Fours; LO: 6,4,3,2,A
Seat 2: =AF= folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Humberto B. showed [4d 2d 5s As] and won (28836) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 6,5,4,2,A
Seat 4: meatcity folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: briaann1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: moonrise (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Brett Favre (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: XZWALON (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: raconteur folded before Flop (didn't bet)

It's true, I'm afraid. You never noticed how big his hands are, how thick his fingers are? Years of paddling do that, see?

Who is raconteur?

why did that mug not re raise with quad 3's ??

Mr Richard Gryko

I can honestly say I've never lied in my life. Ish.

Lol, i wondered that, he even went into the tank and then decided to just flat call! lmao

TY

Another blondeite!

Honestly? Ok, i believe you..

Good luck JT!

I did notice his fingers, when he was dealing the heads up for Chili and I, but I just thought 'I bet they're a swine to pick your nose with'

he didnt raise kev as the board paired the Jack- my notes on him say absolute rock and i must admit I wondered if richard was running a play on julian there- backfired as he ran into quads. Thewy is going to get some chips from his neighbour briaaaaan at some stage as he likes to bet hands like non nut low with no high hand. I am sure goldenbollox is gonna flop a monster and let him bet away at him :)

me glad someones paying attention.
hd no probs so far red, yo'll be no doubt pleased to hear

Uh oh, that never went to plan.

A minor incident has occurred.  A full Yoyo can be expected.

minor setback- you can still do this mate.

So we'll be back up in no time?

time to grind....tk style

maybe not in no time- no need to panick just yet, one double and hes got the average stack. the 10xbb rule does not apply in hilo as you can get a little rush of cards a lot easier than texas.

Tikay can't play holdem, let alone Omaha HiLo :D

Julian someone needs to be truthful with u m8.


YOUR FCUKEDC

I won the 200 hilo comp on stars 3 months running and i went into one of the finals with less than 2 bbs- u are never fked until its over in hilo. Wait for a hand mate

as ever,
brutally honest

I suspected straight away.

I used to do a little kayaking in my youth, mostly on the upper Tay. Although I did manage some fast water and some class one in New Hampshire.

Good old Russ. Right with you to the death JT ;cheerleader;

i still got a boat red...it might be a bit of a squeeze tho...

the tay, is that barnard castle way?

My eyes cant handle it anymore.. i need to sleep... Gn all, and good luck Thewy, you can do eeet!

TAXMAN is a slow rolling fker LOL

Julie, did you ever kayak with a girl called Karen Knamiller?

nah, pretty sure i'd remember that surname lol

I did, frequently. Class 1 stuff, too.

It starts at Loch Tay, in the  southern Highlands, and flows down to Perth. Beautiful!!

You'd remember her, geogeous girl, olympian.

ahh, that tay

frizzy fair hair?

You not bit the dust yet Thew ;nana; ;nana; ;nana; ;nana;

it's now my mission to make you stay up real late...
u playin qualifier at broadway tomorrow?

Straight blonde hair, a couple of years older than me, so 35/36 now...

Yes, you're buying me dinner.

Lives in Edinburgh, does  lot of Charity & VSO work these days. Wonderful hands.

No Liverpool then Ireland on Sunday.

LOL, Tikay has found google :D

Oi. Karen & I were in the GB Slalem Team. REALLY. We did downhill canoeing for years.

Just phoned broadway to find out about seats for tomorrow, they say they have sold 100 and that willy hills want it capped at that .... he then says that he wants to put 2 more tables in and have 120 seats if willy hills agree ... but they wont know til they open tomorrow.

strange.

Between bouts of uphill gardening

Hehe, that spooked me for a bit.

The guy you spoke to was mistaken - we agreed with them yesterday, on behalf of Wm Hill - they will up capacity to 120. 

Ok who took over from yoyo??
he ain't played a hand for an hour!!

GO JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More wine needed, purely for our entertainment...

AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

He just needed a nudge...

He just doubled up with AAxx v KKxx, & he's back in good shape with 51,646, with 51 players left. It was an all-in pre-flop job, he flopped his A & turned the house.

Average is 65k, so he's right back in it now.

it's me, honest,
i'm just misunderstood

but your intentions are good...........

I think you just misunderstood its ok to fold a few hands in hilo mate ;)
well played and great comeback

tx coach ;o)

hehe pack it in or people will start believing you listen to someone who cant even win a £5 rebuy comp anymore lol. You'd be better off listening to a geriatric train enthusiast who believes he has aces every time he looks down........oh hang on...

Ahem......

WARNING

The Jenster is on her way to rail Thewy - now she CAN play Hi-Lo. Careful Thewy, when you get a roasting from Jen, you KNOW you've been roasted.

Ahem right back at you sir

Meanwhile, I turn my back to chat to Jen for a few mins, & The Thewster has sneaked right back up to 83k.

43 left, blinds 1k-2k, average 76k, he's in 17th spot. $2,540 locked up already, but he'll want the whole $78k.

gooooooooo thewy!!

Ahh, my street-talk failed me momentarily there......

For roasting, substitute toasting.

wow, all the stars are out tonight

Stick to the 1950's talk Kendall

This is the quietest hour of the day on blonde, only 20 Members Online - 11 of them are viewing this thread. Don't be letting 'em down Julie!

Wardonkey, JP, Ariston, Red & Jen are among those on the rail, too.

Gotta love blonde.

You not at school quad 5's boy?

misread?

good hours work jules. tea, ginger cake whatever you got to do, this next hour is the key to everything. Play like you just have for the last hour and you gonna coast it :D

Just testing. I did say $1,133.61 locked up already - correct me if I'm wrong. IF you dare.

Good luck julian, my strength is failing me. Best have it won when I wake up...  ;goodluck;

Win it Julian,

One of my good friends sat next to you at the GSOP said what I nice bloke you were so bring it home.

GL

John

good luck julie  

you might be playine online but i hope you have your man bag at your side

school at 3.53 am?? Maybe in victorian times huh?

John! See you next week mate? I intend to defend my, err, runner-up spot in the London Poker Masters. I want more than £17k this year - i want your ass on a plate.

xx

And i intend to defend my 4th place   you wont be so lucky with your KK this time

LOL see you there,

I'll be getting it in early with A rag so beware!!!!

c'mon ladies,
don't be staying up on my account,
small children will be awake soon!

I'm a better player this year Tikay, been getting HOT tips off this old fella with blonde hair on Sky 843!!!!

How spooky - 3 of the Top 4 in last year's London Poker Masters Post three consecutive Posts on blonde. That Dave 77 can't play, of course,. & LPM just got lucky. (To have me as his opponent Heads up.) Lucky I had a 2-1 chip lead, or I may have finished 3rd, heads-up, eh?

I'm told he's the mustard.

Custard I heard...

Ive been with u since the end of the first hour sir and will be with you till the end- its the old superstiton thing like when you are stood at a craps table, if someones rolling well change nothing!
Observing and being impressed with your patience.

Julian,

I'm not staying awake for your benefit, it's for the benefit of those that I'm playing with...

Need to win it again Tikay, spend the lot travelling for 6 months!!!

I've just gone through all the pages to catch up and i've forgotten what game Julian is playing !!!!!.

What's all the fuss then ????.

I wish you well in it John. I'll be there again, though I doubt lightning will strike twice. Stlil, one lives in hope.

Morning Shiny-Bonce.

ooohhhh...big money !!!!!!!!


Good luck m8..

Good morning SIR.......


 See i'm always nice to you  ;D

Want my autograph, do you?

I was kind enough to double Julian up during the first 3 levels , he raised with QT 34ds and being clever i flat called with AA 67ds.

Flop was Q T 5 with both of us on a flush draw , turn was a 6 giving Julian a huge draw with his top two and i decided to gamble with the flush draw in the hope my AA may also be good doh !!

Glad to see he has put the chips to good use , off to bed now .

Hope he wins it.

Congratultions to TK on the first APAT tourney by the way.

Night all

ACES

mornin cakecup...you pop up everywhere don'tcha

Hi J,

 You do sound pissed ........ :hello:

eek, in my defence mrT i've only been playing the game since 8pm yesterday evening...
i see potential in many 2 card pairings, you can imagine how much i see with 4...
cu soon i hope

was I the only one imagining simon saying " I aint gettin on no plane fool" ?

Yes.....

OMFG MUPPETED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tx 4support all...good crack
bedtime
xx

gg Julian

Outplayed by Q953 3 hearts. ;)

q935!!!! welcome to my world mate- wp anyway

Goodnight Julian,

Well played.

Where did Julian come?

31st Flushy, for $1333, good effort Julian

Just done the morning catch up.

VWP Jules

Well done Julie!

It was funny reading through that, hope you don't have too much of a hangover this morning! x

WOW!!

What stamina Julie has!!!  I'm well impressed  ;o)    ;gobsmacked; ;tightend; ;tightend;  (To be sat at home doing this!)

I've only just read this - sounds like it was good fun to watch - shame I was snoring at the time.  << metaphorical snoring btw!!

Trace
xx

Many congratulations - what an online monster of a tournament that was...

 ;cheerleader;