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Title: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 01, 2006, 09:28:58 AM
poor Flushy  ;goodvevil;

(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/the_new_era/caption_comp/flushy&dingdell.jpg)


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 02, 2006, 07:03:33 AM
don't forget to cast your vote(s), peeps


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: ariston on October 03, 2006, 07:24:28 PM
Total voters 41 yet 11 votes for the current leader is only 11.5%, has Tikay been working the %s out again or are some people casting mutliple votes?


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 03, 2006, 07:28:15 PM
you can vote for 3 you numpty.


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 03, 2006, 07:29:42 PM
I thought my Ted Rogers one was a cert, bah!


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: ariston on October 03, 2006, 07:35:09 PM
damn I only voted for one lol. Ty kev for your accurate explanation of the difference in the figures lol.


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: thetank on October 03, 2006, 09:55:29 PM
Pffft, ass vibrators indeed.

When was the last time a good, wholesome, clean, family fun kinda caption won the day?

Lowest common denominator, effortless toilet humour seems to win through every time. Rant rant rant......  ;tk;


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: Claw75 on October 03, 2006, 10:06:30 PM
Pffft, ass vibrators indeed.

When was the last time a good, wholesome, clean, family fun kinda caption won the day?

Lowest common denominator, effortless toilet humour seems to win through every time. Rant rant rant......  ;tk;

haha - I was thinking exactly the same thing today - anal beads, ass vibrators.  A lot of people on here seem to have a bum fixation.  My caption next week will be all about bottoms.


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: mikkyT on October 04, 2006, 12:11:40 AM
Pffft, ass vibrators indeed.

When was the last time a good, wholesome, clean, family fun kinda caption won the day?

Lowest common denominator, effortless toilet humour seems to win through every time. Rant rant rant......  ;tk;

haha - I was thinking exactly the same thing today - anal beads, ass vibrators.  A lot of people on here seem to have a bum fixation.  My caption next week will be all about bottoms.

Your buttom? Mmm


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 04, 2006, 03:01:19 AM
Wardonkey
Flushy didn't realise colonic irrigation could be this much fun.

Poppet7
Watch the hypnotising finger... you WILL fold the nuts!

ariston
ginger says this is one of my best abilities

ariston
he who smelt it dealt it

ariston
flushies remote controlled ass vibrator kicked in unexpectedly

Jonathan Raab
"Thats the way to do it" said Mr Punch

Tighty
"The other night on Hampstead Heath it did this!"

Sheriff Fatman
When Ginger isn't around its often very useful to have a hand that moves this quickly...

The Secret Squirrels
....as to what Dusty Bin was up to under the table, only Flusy will ever know

I KNOW IT
Looks like you only have a small pair, Flushy

Claw75
with his super-speed wafting action, Flushy is convinced dingdell won't have smelt his 'silent but deadly'

newmanseye
Flushy gets the "feeling" from a womans touch.................for a change

swordpoker
With my poker face, no one will be able to figure out I've got the nuts

Wardonkey
Smell my finger

Wardonkey
Who farted?

mikkyT
Flushy: "LOOK! My hand is invisible" Dingdell: "Jesus did I draw the short straw or WHAT?"

action man
shes got my glasses under that funky hat

Mel Lofthouse
Even speedy gonzales hands couldnt move quick enough for the bung going up his ****

the bus
Dingdell and Tinkerbell. Wave at the camera if you're a fairy.

Poppet7
Now... that usually means he's bluffing...

Colchester Kev
Flushy suddenly realises that Dingdell wasnt joking when she said she had put sandpaper on his butt plug

Colchester Kev
As quick as a flash I can go from Julian Clary to Kenneth williams ....Matttrrrrronnnnnn

vinni
and for my next trick ill have to take my trousers off

Boldie
Flushy and his magic "dissapearing chips" act baffles dingell

frank
Look at my limp wrist.

Dewi cool
I know what you mean now with bottom pair being the nuts!!!!

Brendan Hartnett
Wow that's another use for my hand that gets this expression

Dewi cool
Ahh Flushy you are a woman then?

ItsMrAlex2u
She just asked me why I am wearing fancy dress! The Cheek of it!!!

madyank
I'm Sory Jane, but Kathy is my dreeeeeeeeeeeeeamboat!

snoopy
Dingdell was thoroughly amused by Flushy's Jeremy Beadle impression

snoopy
And it was at this moment when Ted Rogers suddenly realised he was out of a job

snoopy
Dingdell was hesitant to confess to a slight case of windy pops


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 04, 2006, 03:01:36 AM
Oh golly, he's won another one.  ;tk;


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: the bus on October 04, 2006, 03:23:14 AM
Up yer bum  :)up


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: the bus on October 04, 2006, 03:24:12 AM
thet*** voting agaisnt me didn't help matters, but quality shone through  8)


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: thetank on October 04, 2006, 03:28:56 AM
I think ariston is the rightful winner this week. Pipped by a pathetic individual with too much time on their hands running a last minute pm campaign. ::)


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: ariston on October 04, 2006, 10:57:10 AM
I did wonder how that one shot out of nowhere on the last day, the one near the bottom was always neck and neck but a pm campaign would explain it. I just wanted to have a chip at flushy and entered a few off the top of my head but shame on you tactical voters!!!! I think the winner should be disqualified and mine too for being mildly offensive so give the win to the one who finished 3rd (I entered about 6 and I can't believe the ass vibrator one got the most votes).


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: Trace on October 04, 2006, 12:23:23 PM
(I entered about 6 and I can't believe the ass vibrator one got the most votes).

You are joking, right? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

LMFAO



Edited cos I hate that damn question mark smiley!


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: thetank on October 04, 2006, 01:18:32 PM
Blondes against anal jokes strike back. They always vote late in the day.

Bwahahahahah

Ripping the shoite out of Flushy though, it's a team effort surely?


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: Claw75 on October 04, 2006, 01:25:03 PM
Pffft, ass vibrators indeed.

When was the last time a good, wholesome, clean, family fun kinda caption won the day?

Lowest common denominator, effortless toilet humour seems to win through every time. Rant rant rant......  ;tk;

haha - I was thinking exactly the same thing today - anal beads, ass vibrators.  A lot of people on here seem to have a bum fixation.  My caption next week will be all about bottoms.

Your buttom? Mmm

dear god no - I wouldn't want to put people off their food!


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: Royal Flush on October 04, 2006, 03:11:20 PM
Sigh


Title: Re: CC#12 POLL - VOTE NOW
Post by: mikkyT on October 04, 2006, 10:29:54 PM
My one was funniest!