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It was touching to see members of this forum banding together to find the lost siblings of our very own RED-DOG. The conclusion was that his DNA seemed to have liberally spread throughout the known world and was limited only by Mr RED-DOG Seniors petrol for his bike and his, seemingly inexhaustible supply of chat up lines.

To further this honourable effort, perhaps we now ought to turn our attention to the much loved or would be if she didn’t discovered the rhohipnal in the glass, Nun. Though she has taken to the sanctuary of the local convent she still, perhaps, has hankering (don’t we all) to discover her kin throughout the globe.

Not a little effort has gone into the search for those potentially separated from her at birth and we provide a small sample of the possible contenders, perhaps you may have some of you own to add.

To remind you of Sister Maureen we start with a, not to recent, photo of her:


(http://staticfree.info/graphics/comp%20nun.jpg)
 
As you will see she is an active participant of the convents computer room, she has taken it upon herself to show the other nuns the perils of online gaming and, as in this picture, the terrible hold the porn industry has over some areas of the internet.  Maureen is also a founder member of Nuns-reunited, so our search will be close to her heart.


These are the potential siblings we have discovered so far:
 (http://bootyfull.net/store/images/em-naughty-nun.jpg)

Sister Abigal was discovered in the convent of The Perpetually Hopeful, a strict sect located in the Nevada desert, not far from the Chicken Ranch so I expect some of you might have passed the convent.




Sister Beatrice, know affectingly, at the local police station as The Kelpto Nun, was discovered in Holloway Prison. We did hope to have a picture taken of her in her cell but this was refused by the governor, however we are blessed as she is quite photogenic on CCTV and a still taken from the Prosecutor’s exhibit 6 is shown:

(http://www.duke.edu/~mpc8/pictures/Junior%20Year/Halloween/the%20klepto%20nun%20in%20action.jpg)

Some may feel it distasteful that a nun should turn to petty pilfering but bearing in mind the quote “God helps her who helps herself” Sister Beatrice managed to help herself so much that her place in heaven is assured.




 
(http://www.thesisters.org.uk/graphics/sisters/nun-the-wiser.JPG)

The researchers we’re somewhat disconcerted by Sister Chuck for some reason. It maybe his physical appearance or the way he used to scratch his groin in the presence of the “other” sisters. Her constant refusal to have her facial hair surgically removed was sadness to the Mother Superior.




(http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/nun-gay-parade.jpg)

Sister Delores spent her life campaigning against the futility of war and was not afraid to express her views and put them over with some force. If anybody was brave enough to query her stance as a peacenik they soon lived to regret there action. “Fight the Good Fight” was her motto, until indicted for Grievous Bodily Harm following an incident at a CND rally. 




(http://www.ssm-austria.at/bilder-jung/nun-run.jpg)
 
We are pleased to be able to show you an archive picture sister Edna, known in her local parish as the running nun. It was never clear why Edna found it important to constantly run, or indeed whether she was particularly fast, however records of Stoke Poges Amateur Athletic Club show she was entered for a time trial in the 4x 400m relay race however surviving contestants can’t remember a running nun though Mr Sidney Spriggot, who was due to run at that meeting remembers an incident of a nun trying to insert a battery into a relay baton for some reason.




The search is now open for other potential Nuns separated at birth from our own beloved Sister. Good luck in your search and if you should find a subject please post her picture and a little bit about her her.

Bless you all

Incredible, Robert, you are a very sad individual

I am going to the shop tomorrow to get a life

Robert.. once again I am lost for words, You really are"  Blondite Poster of the year "..

LMFAO

Are you bored Robert?

Bloody good post tho.   lol

Quality, Robert.


You should enter this into the t-shirt slogan comp.

Wicked!

And the very top pic IS The Nun herself, if I am not mistaken, licking her lips in anticipation. I guess she is looking at a picture of me.

Welcome back Robert!

Pic no 2 does it for me

Huba huba, woof woof, phwaaaaarrrr

Sorry, came over all religeous then

It was hard reasurring some of the other Nuns that Tikays innitiation ceromony wouldn't last too long

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I think she found your pic in toyboy.com, the one with you in a sequinned thong, always went down well with the more ancient mature lady

and here is a very rare picture of the black sheep of the "Nun" family .. this is Colchester nun :)


(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/42nun.jpg)

Love it!

Sister Cochester was not what one expected of an Essex girl though she could down a batch of Malibu and Pinapple with the best of them.

Always wondered what happened to Patrick Moore's lost sister.

Surreal thread btw, well it would be anywhere else !

 ;D

This is more like an essex nun!  Gaming report LOL

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Cracking post Robert, but dont let it become a habit!

I'll get me coat

GROAN!

Mr Jaggers, I don't think Trace shares your sense of humour  ;D

That's because it wasn't rude enough!

why do you guys allways get your coat cause your sure not going to pull with those terrible jokess

Do you not watch the "Fast Show" ironside?

nope should i

Yep. You've missed lots, including Swiss Dog

This week, I have mainly been eating ARTICHIOKES.

"This weeks diet is .... bulimia"

Anyone sitting here?

Sorry mate, someones' sitting there

Does my bum look big in this? (DON'T answer!)

You ain't seen me. Right?

... which was nice

Int milk brilliant


ooohhh suit you sir

Hurry up kids, come on.

Scorchio!

....jumpers for goalposts.....

Arse!!!

Running a forum is the hardest job in the world.....

... I am afraid I was very very drunk

ahhhh bugger!

...and they glued me to a yak!

Just noticed that the NUN also has relatives, which should we say did not keep to the letter of the law, known affectionately as the Nun's with Gun's gang they primarily carried out bank robberies, casino heists and also took to robbing and stealing OAP's pensions at the post office; Tikay in particular.
(http://home.online.no/~schubi/RL1_sider/nuns%20with%20guns.jpg)




However the run of fun by the nun was short lived as they were caught trying to swim to freedom, when they realised that old habits sink and decided to give themselves up

(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20000429/400nuns.jpg)

Now that Mr Dewi has put an end to my career..

sorry

Well if you are a gun totting nun it is about time you were stopped.

Hands up if you think the nun should be de-frocked!  ;D


Nice post Dewi

What I want to know is, Why hasn't Mr Nun punched one of us up the froat?

well Red it's like this...He just doesn't care for me no more .. ::) ::)

Lonely .. ever so lonely ..

No really ..he knows me only too well...  ;)

Bugger

He say's He finds it hard to keep up with me ..

I know how he feels, you women, give you an inch.....

Now Red.. I have been warned to tone it down... so dont you try n get me to talk like that.. From now on i am only going to post interlectual poker disscusions.. (that's if i can spell um)

Ok, but I bet you break the rules first

Ahhh sad.  My heart goes out to you .... so does... never mind

See, Robert started it  :-X

My lips are sealed..

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{passes Acme patented lip desealant to the RED-DOG}

(http://www.encoreencore.org/2001/images/11-AbbeyChoir/Nuns-SomebodyDiane.jpeg)

The well known poker playing 'Jacarama nun'

WOW BOB WOW.

You've been a busy boy.

Excellent stuff, although I have to echo RED-DOG's concerns, slightly worrying how much spare time you have.  :D ;)

Don't be concerned I am a busy chap. I have lots to do. The trick is not to do it  :D

think i played on the same table as her at leeds on friday( i had a short sleeve pink shirt ) didnt realise she is a total m.i.l.f  she had lots of table banter and think she may have made final table. thanks to carl for signing us lads in and we may be venturing up soon as the casino gala, is a very nice place and i was surprised how well the tourny was run for a self-dealt comp. but six players none making the final out of 77, is a poor showing but 4 of us were playing live for the first time, and all said how much they had enjoyed it.  :D

What the hell is a M>I>L>F???when it's at home

DON@t ANSWER THAT!

If you really really really want to know PM me Nun

tut tut action man

its from the film american PIE the wedding

it stands for mums i like to fool around with

Tx  Ironside... I thought he was being nasty lol ... i suppose it was better in a way .. than him bad mouthing me .. ;)

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/RobertHM/BadNun.jpg)

Sister Francesca Voluptua was a favourite amongst the would be priests at the seminary. She believed the only proper education for a young man about to take cloth and a vow of celibacy was to show them exactly, and she meant exactly, what they would no longer enjoy. For many they they believed their chalice certainly runeth over.

no just a bit of banter, p.s thought u played a very good tight aggressive game--- did u make the money? and will this tourney be every week?  that casino has good potential imo for a festival

Yes made it to 6th .. unfortunatly ...some one took a large stack off me on what he started out as a bb steal.. he had 10 7 i had A Q BB. He raised raised pre flop .. i called his all in .. i hit A's & Q's .. he hit a st8 on the river... Same guy took me out of the tourney ( i finished in 6th) He raised my BB i was low stacked i called with pkt Q's .. he had AJ he hit the A ..

No Ironside. It is in fact 'Mums I'd Like to .... oh, sry, okay, I get ya now.  ;)

ul is this tourny weekly now cus had a good laff, p.s on my table u limped in latepos with AJ then rr'd a blind steal ill watch out for that next time 8)