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Heres a funny thing, haven't played live poker for a while decided to try Sheffield £20 pot limit last night, had 1 rebuy and topup so minimum spend.

Having a great time, texted a few friends, then got down to last 2 tables and my wrap over top the broach which was holding 2 said sections together at the front decided to pop off, fly across the table which couldn't be found and me highly blushing at my said bra being on show to all sheffield players. ( which was clean btw)

I wanted the earth to open and swallow me up.

After having the clock stopped for the guys giving me cheers and saying they'll hold my blouse together , numerous usual comments ;),including one saying is that my "game plan" to put them off and flash my boobs ;)  ,  a fellow lady player god bless her Sue, gave me a scarf to wrap around whilst Sam the bartender found me a safety pin and then normal service continued,  for which I came 3rd,  but how damn embarrassing lol

Anybody else had an embarrassing thing like this or is it just me...............?

I was playing at Sheffield recently and got hit in the face by a flying bra broach.

lol was it last night by any chance ;) oops
hope it didn't take your eye out

with what??? :D

P.S. I know where your broach is..... the Doc reckons about 48 hours.....

the broach :)

omg Mel!  How embarrasing!  Next time you wear a wraparound top I recommend 'tit tape^TM' reinforcement!

well done on the 3rd place  :)up

Once in the Fitzwilliam in Dublin, after a night of excessive guiness consumption, I produced the most horribly pungent anal emmission that it I have ever experienced.

Donkeys are known for this tho arn't they?   ;)

PMFSL

I expected the toilet humour to take a little longer to surface.


Mel - If you've got em flaunt em is my approach!!!  lol

 ;iagree;  :goodpost:

There aren't many ways to stop the clock - but Mel, that's certainly one!

Here's a question, when does that sort of 'move' become unethical.  Anything to get an edge eh?   :D

lol that doesn't work ;)  tried it years ago  was pleased with the placing though even though i was as red as a beetroot

and the clock was only stopped for a min but we were hand for hand but once other table saw what was going off the supervisor decided it was best for all to stop the clock hehe

Many years ago I played in a cash game in a Plymouth casino.It was in the days when many of them where privately owned and the poker room was often full of Kalooki players. We were involved in a game of 3 card brag and it was getting close to closing time. One of the players wives had decided to pay a visit to her husband to "discuss" what time he would be arriving home. They exchanged views which resulted in the lady storming off. As she left her husband said something that made her turn on her heels and come storming back. As she approached the table (we were in the middle of a hand) she lost her footing....its at this point that I should mention that some Muppet ;whistle; (i cant think who) had spilt a drink on the table earlier and we had put a cover over it.....to break her fall she reached out grabbed the table cloth and pulled the entire contents on to the floor on top of her.

Lying there covered in drink and cigarette ash we where very concerned and they player to my left immediately jumped up and said I have a flush the pot is mine!!!!!we then spent the next 20 mins trying to agree on who had what on the table whilst the deshevled and distraught lady beat the living hell out of her husband for embarresing her..It does not sound as funny in print but I have to say it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen..especially the way she laid into him after her fall...they are still married 25 years later and he still gets a smack every time I mention it

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

Yeah - i'll bet you were!!  ;goodvevil;