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Title: Next line please... Post by: roverthtaeh on October 08, 2006, 07:50:50 PM There's a guy works down the chip shop..............
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: madasahatstand on October 08, 2006, 07:51:47 PM swears he's elvis
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 07:53:40 PM but he's a liar and I'm not sure about you!
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: roverthtaeh on October 08, 2006, 07:54:24 PM I got a job with Stanley.......
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:00:06 PM he said I'd come in handy!
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Claw75 on October 08, 2006, 08:03:13 PM *sings* and started me on monday
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2006, 08:04:00 PM So I had a bath on Sunday
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Claw75 on October 08, 2006, 08:04:29 PM la la la la la la la
(forgot the words) Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:04:59 PM I worked eleven hours
( also sings but probably not as sweetly! lol ) Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Delboy on October 08, 2006, 08:05:43 PM and bought the girl some flowers
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Claw75 on October 08, 2006, 08:06:32 PM dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:07:07 PM she said she'd seen a doctor ?
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2006, 08:07:56 PM And nothing now could stop her
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: thetank on October 08, 2006, 08:09:44 PM I worked all through the winter
(Is rover Nemesis in disguise?) Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:11:46 PM the weather brought some........ insert word here that I could never make out !! tincture ????
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: thetank on October 08, 2006, 08:13:08 PM I put away a tenner
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2006, 08:13:48 PM The weather brass and bitter
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: thetank on October 08, 2006, 08:14:43 PM Kev the googler ;yellowcard; :D
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: roverthtaeh on October 08, 2006, 08:15:07 PM each week to make it better
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:15:57 PM The weather brass and bitter I've only been singing the wrong words for 27 years then!!! rotflmfao Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2006, 08:16:33 PM Kev the googler ;yellowcard; :D NOOOOOOOOOOOO I love squeeze ... i know all the words to up the junction ... and most other squeeze songs Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: thetank on October 08, 2006, 08:18:49 PM My bad then, I 'pologize.
Takes one to know one anyway :) I always thought the Devil came and took me, from Barton Street to brookie. (Thought the song was about an extra from The Bill getting a gig on Brookside.) Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: KeithyB on October 08, 2006, 08:19:32 PM and when the time was ready
( confident on this one!! ;) ) Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: roverthtaeh on October 08, 2006, 08:20:07 PM we had to sell the plasma widescreen
Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2006, 08:20:47 PM Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: thetank on October 08, 2006, 08:20:55 PM Far too rebellious to be Nemesis in disguise. :D
more 'pologies Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: RED-DOG on October 08, 2006, 08:33:12 PM I find myself making up alternative lyrics to songs
"It must have been love" (but it's over now) It must have been round but it's oval now It was in my back pocket and I squashed it somehow.... "California Dreaming" All my teeth are brown and my hair is grey I went for a walk on my zimmer frame I'd be safe and warm if I was in a home Cant afford the heating on such a winters day.... Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Claw75 on October 08, 2006, 08:45:51 PM "California Dreaming" All my teeth are brown and my hair is grey I went for a walk on my zimmer frame I'd be safe and warm if I was in a home Cant afford the heating on such a winters day.... brilliant! Title: Re: Next line please... Post by: Newmanseye on October 08, 2006, 11:14:41 PM I heard this one a long time ago and it still makes me laugh.
Through the night. By Billy Connolly Take the rollers from your hair, Shake them loose and let them fall, Put them down by your glass eye, On that chanty by the wall. Though your teeth are black and gone and your breath smells outta sight I'll put a clothes peg on ma nose To help me make it through the night. |