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Title: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: mjrevie on October 12, 2006, 12:49:51 PM http://www.break.com/index/difference_between_men_and_women.html
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Scottish Dave on October 12, 2006, 12:55:04 PM not a word of a lie!
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: thetank on October 12, 2006, 12:56:13 PM She's got a bushy beard for a Saudi chick.
(I assume she must be female, seeing as she was obviously talking before thinking) Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Trace on October 12, 2006, 02:58:58 PM Completely wrong - we all know men think with their d*cks!!
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: matt674 on October 12, 2006, 03:25:26 PM "We assume that when the man is silent it must be because he is thinking"
rotflmfao should be instead "The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Trace on October 12, 2006, 03:37:30 PM "We assume that when the man is silent it must be because he is thinking" rotflmfao should be instead "The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: matt674 on October 12, 2006, 03:45:02 PM Sat on the sofa with a banana in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? :)up Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: thetank on October 12, 2006, 03:57:56 PM Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? You say that like it's a bad thing. Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: tantrum on October 12, 2006, 04:16:02 PM Quote "The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" The reason why women tend to talk to men instead of listening are pretty obvious - it is a tactical device of preventing men from talking rubbish. Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Trace on October 12, 2006, 04:19:09 PM Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? You say that like it's a bad thing. It's minging...... Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: tantrum on October 12, 2006, 04:22:25 PM Quote Quote from: thetank on Today at 03:57:56 pm Quote from: Trace on Today at 03:37:30 pm Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? You say that like it's a bad thing. It's minging...... Only if the pants are unwashed.... Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: The Dundonian on October 12, 2006, 04:54:07 PM I was about to ask the misses what she thought about it, but I haven't been able to get a word in edgeways......sigh, think I'll go and scratch my balls!
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: jakally on October 12, 2006, 05:26:30 PM Was gonna show it the Wife but we don't have a PC in the kitchen!!
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: mikkyT on October 12, 2006, 05:52:45 PM Was gonna show it the Wife but we don't have a PC in the kitchen!! :goodpost: Reminds me of a few old jokes. Why did the woman cross the road? Thats not the real issue. The real issue is what was she doing out of the kitchen! Why do women have small feet? To get closer to the sink. Why do kitchen units have recesses at the bottom? For the same reason as women have small feet. In the interests of fairness: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? 1. He holds it in and waits for the world to revolve around him. Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: AdamM on October 12, 2006, 08:05:47 PM nice to live in a society where we can joke about male / female superiority isn't it. frightening to think he means that and he's far from alone.
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Royal Flush on October 12, 2006, 08:15:31 PM Are the subtitles a joke? I mean does anyone speak Arabic here?
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Claw75 on October 12, 2006, 08:16:31 PM Are the subtitles a joke? I mean does anyone speak Arabic here? my husband does. I've not looked at this yet, but I'll get him to look at them. Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: Claw75 on October 12, 2006, 08:28:15 PM hubby's looked at it - genuine translation!
Title: Re: Hard to argue with this sort of logic! Post by: matt674 on October 13, 2006, 07:34:40 AM can speak very basic arabic and i can write all the numbers - not enough to verify that speech so will have to trust the lickle old lady :)up
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