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Title: Today in town Post by: RED-DOG on October 14, 2006, 12:45:04 AM I was sitting on my favorite bench near the precinct when a girl who looked as if she had been sleeping rough sat down beside me. Without a word, she picked up my bottle of diet Coke, took a long swig, put the top back on, and put it back on the bench.
I was furious! I stood up, opened the bottle, poured the contents onto the pavement, stomped over to a bin and threw the bottle in. Then I glowered at the girl for a few seconds and walked off. When I was about 300 yards away, I found MY bottle of Coke in my coat pocket! Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Colchester Kev on October 14, 2006, 12:46:49 AM :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Dewi_cool on October 14, 2006, 12:47:10 AM blame it on the bloke from the map place(ordenance survey)
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Wardonkey on October 14, 2006, 12:47:51 AM rotflmfao
I don't believe you, but it's hilarious. Title: Re: Today in town Post by: RED-DOG on October 14, 2006, 12:51:01 AM rotflmfao I don't believe you, but it's hilarious. I am the Frank Spencer of Hinckley! I daren't tell you some of the really unbelievable stuff. Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Wardonkey on October 14, 2006, 12:52:44 AM rotflmfao I don't believe you, but it's hilarious. I am the Frank Spencer of Hinckley! I daren't tell you some of the really unbelievable stuff. Keep em coming, I'm still laughing. Title: Re: Today in town Post by: mikkyT on October 14, 2006, 12:58:26 AM Thats the funniest thing I've read today.
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Ironside on October 14, 2006, 01:00:28 AM rotflmfao
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: thetank on October 14, 2006, 01:04:14 AM Does one go back and explain oneself in situations like that, or cut ones losses and keep walking?
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: RED-DOG on October 14, 2006, 01:08:03 AM Does one go back and explain oneself in situations like that, or cut your losses and keep walking? One avoids the precinct for a few days Title: Re: Today in town Post by: bolt pp on October 14, 2006, 01:37:45 AM I was sitting on my favorite bench near the precinct when a girl who looked as if she had been sleeping rough sat down beside me. Without a word, she picked up my bottle of diet Coke, took a long swig, put the top back on, and put it back on the bench. I was furious! I stood up, opened the bottle, poured the contents onto the pavement, stomped over to a bin and threw the bottle in. Then I glowered at the girl for a few seconds and walked off. When I was about 300 yards away, I found MY bottle of Coke in my coat pocket! LOL, I imagine she thought "and i thought i had it bad, poor bloke"!! Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Poppet7 on October 14, 2006, 02:11:33 AM LOL, nutter :)
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Indestructable on December 24, 2006, 10:05:59 PM I think this was one of the funniest threads of 2006, worthy of a golden bump. ;yippee;
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Tractor on December 24, 2006, 10:11:23 PM Missed this one first time round....
CLASSIC rotflmfao Title: Re: Today in town Post by: CelticGeezeer on December 24, 2006, 11:45:37 PM I am not sure I would begrudge a homeless person a swig of my coke.
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: booder on December 24, 2006, 11:48:55 PM I am not sure I would begrudge a homeless person a swig of my coke. respect to the celtic geezer nice to see Walt Jabsco making an appearence as your avator Title: Re: Today in town Post by: RED-DOG on December 24, 2006, 11:52:33 PM I am not sure I would begrudge a homeless person a swig of my coke. I would have given it to her had she asked, even you might not like it if someone just took it. Title: Re: Today in town Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 25, 2006, 12:01:11 AM I missed this first time round also, absolutely hilarious!!!
Title: Re: Today in town Post by: NEVES on December 25, 2006, 12:06:07 AM rotflmfao classic
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