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Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

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DEFINITELY showing the age there ;)

I'll help you.

I've had words with the relevant bodies.

Prepare to be helped.

The song is older than me...



Thanks, just knowing you'd help is help enough!

I would help you, but it will cost you...... ;goodvevil;

I've been offered free help already.

Do you have extra special help? If so what's the price?

 ;tk; << sure this isnt you ;)

1) sucking out on the river 2 dollars
2) getting you to put all your chips in against my higher boat..5 dollars
4) replying to this post 10 dollars
3) just having the opportunity to help you...priceless

How can you put so much thought into a post and then come up with something devoid of any reference to buiscuits, cake, or a picture with a muscle woman in a dress?

Cake would be helpful....

Havnt you learned anything? Its just not the answer!!!

Have you no respect for your shatners basoon!

My bassoon enjoys the occasional undulation.

you have so much talent, It would be such a shame to see you waste it all for a bit of "looney toad quack"

Dont become just another "custard gannet"!!

Somebody please, please help me
You know I'm drowning in the sea of hatred

Got to get down, down on my knees
Got to get down, down on my knees
Going down on love
Going down on love
Going down, going down, going down

I get knocked down, but I get up again.

Owwww!
I get up, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real

Ah, can't ya see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?

He was a hulk of a man, with a beer in his hand
and he looked like a drunk old fool.

I knew that if I could hit him right
I could knock him off of that stool

But the crowd all shouted, "Watch out boy
that's Tiger Man Magoo"

"He's had a whole lotta fights,
but he's always come out the winner!"

Well I had me about five too many
and I walked up tall and proud

I faced his back and I faced the fact
that he'd never stooped or bowed

I said "Tiger man, you're a pussycat"
and a hush fell on the crowd

I said "Now let's you and me go outside
and see who's the winner"

He gripped the bar with one big hairy hand
and he braced against the wall

he stood up slowly from his beer
and my god that man was tall

He said "Son, you look like a scrapper,
so just before you fall"

"I'm gonna tell you what it's like,
being a winner"

He said "You see these bright white shining teeth?"
"You know, they ain't my own"

"Mine rolled away like chicklets
down a street in Sanantone"

"But I left that person cursin,
nursing seven broken bones"

"He only broke three of mine,
that makes me the winner"

He said "Behind this grin, I've got a steel pin
that holds my jaw in place"

"It's a trophy of my most successfull
motor cycle race"

"And every morning when I wake up
and touch the scars upon my face"

"It reminds me what I got
from being a winner"

"I've got a broken back, it was the dying act
of handsome Harry Clay"

"That sticky Cincinnati night
I stole his wife away"

"Now that woman she gets meaner,
and uglier every day"

"But I've got her boy!"
"That makes me the winner"

"I've got arthritic elbows boy
I've got dislocated knees"

"From chasing after thunder storms
and charging into trees"

"My nose got broke so often
I might lose it, if I sneeze"

"Now you tell me
do you still want to be
a winner?"

Well I stumbled from that bar room
not so tall, and not so proud

Behind me I could still hear the hoots
and the laughter of the crowd

But my eyes still see and my nose still works
and my teeth are still in my mouth.

I got out scott free
and that makes me
the winner!