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Title: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: matt674 on October 19, 2006, 12:48:58 PM I've just found out that my younger niece has taken up poledancing as a profession. After i brought shame on our family by playing poker i'm not sure what i should do about my niece - should i encourage her to continue or try and talk her out of it?
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: MrMoves on October 19, 2006, 12:50:48 PM She's a looker, Matt. I won't be pushing notes into her thong though.
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: TightEnd on October 19, 2006, 01:19:36 PM buy some grease.
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: kinboshi on October 19, 2006, 01:22:56 PM She is fairly cute though.
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: TightEnd on October 19, 2006, 01:23:26 PM serious answer:
if it was my niece/daughter/son (?) if they are happy doing it and its not illegal or damaging to their health, I would encourage them Conformity to social conventions is overrated Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Zebediah on October 19, 2006, 01:24:25 PM Can she get Iron a discount?
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: bolt pp on October 19, 2006, 01:28:08 PM For a start dont look!!
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: roverthtaeh on October 19, 2006, 01:42:20 PM Become her agent.
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: boldie on October 19, 2006, 01:46:27 PM I've just found out that my younger niece has taken up poledancing as a profession. After i brought shame on our family by playing poker i'm not sure what i should do about my niece - should i encourage her to continue or try and talk her out of it? I can't believe that's your niece...she clearly came from the better side of the family. Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: matt674 on October 19, 2006, 02:01:32 PM I can't believe that's your niece...she clearly came from the better side of the family. She's a looker, Matt. Thanks - apparently having a good looking niece is all the rage on blonde!! She's my Uncle Kong's daughter so everyone else in the jungle thinks the same thing as no-one wants to get on the wrong side of my uncle K!! :D Become her agent. Can she get Iron a discount? hmmm, maybe if i become her agent i'm sure something can be arranged for Iron - shall we say entry for half price if he slips me a couple of bananas? :)up I won't be pushing notes into her thong though. notes not necessary here mate - bring a bunch of bananas instead!! ;) serious answer: if it was my niece/daughter/son (?) if they are happy doing it and its not illegal or damaging to their health, I would encourage them Conformity to social conventions is overrated Yup - i think this will be the route i take. If i change my mind i'll remember to buy some grease!! :D Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: boldie on October 19, 2006, 02:06:13 PM Can she get Iron a discount? hmmm, maybe if i become her agent i'm sure something can be arranged for Iron - shall we say entry for half price if he slips me a couple of bananas? :)up hmmmm...time for you to go to Mrs Monkey Matt....you have become obsessed with slipping the banana. Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: matt674 on October 19, 2006, 02:10:38 PM hmmmm...time for you to go to Mrs Monkey Matt....you have become obsessed with slipping the banana. the slipping was meant as a pun - as in what one does when stepping on a banana skin. it was never meant as a double entendre for what ever it is you are implying!! ;angelic; Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: yt on October 19, 2006, 02:39:03 PM Become her agent. Isn't the correct term "her pimp"?Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: thetank on October 19, 2006, 02:55:27 PM If only Heid made this thread instead of Matt. :(
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Sark79 on October 19, 2006, 03:18:46 PM lol :D
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: booder on October 19, 2006, 03:21:16 PM If only Heid made this thread instead of Matt. :( mmmmmmmmmmmmm Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: boldie on October 19, 2006, 03:52:53 PM If only Heid made this thread instead of Matt. :( mmmmmmmmmmmmm nah...the monkey is cuter Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Trace on October 19, 2006, 04:17:46 PM Can I recommend a good beauticians that does waxing for her?
Their Brazilians' are pretty cheap!!! (Bikini wax not women!!!) Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Snatiramas on October 19, 2006, 04:40:19 PM What's a poledancer???
The Poles really do add to the fabric of society. Is it a touring group? Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: marcro on October 19, 2006, 05:09:44 PM Your niece will be fine but I would have a word with your brother if I was you:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8811551493740102634&pr=goog-sl Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Sheriff Fatman on October 19, 2006, 05:13:36 PM As they say (often) on 2+2:
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS! That is all! Sheriff Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: madasahatstand on October 19, 2006, 06:57:03 PM i would have to try to have a discussion about the implications on her future life. it may be a case of sliding down the slippery pole with no career prospects and of course its not something i would recommend for a young woman. or for any young man for that matter ;tk;
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Dingdell on October 19, 2006, 07:03:52 PM Obvious answer is bring her to the next blonde bash - take the male minds off poker for a change ::) Might give me a chance to win some money!
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: matt674 on October 19, 2006, 07:05:31 PM Obvious answer is bring her to the next blonde bash - take the male minds off poker for a change ::) Might give me a chance to win some money! i'll remember to ask once the details of BB4 have been announced ;) Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on October 20, 2006, 12:43:07 AM As they say (often) on 2+2: THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS! That is all! Sheriff Post of the week IMO :D Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: zelda on October 20, 2006, 08:28:26 AM If the club she works at is a reputable one then encourage her as this is a well paid and easy profession. Good luck to her!
Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: matt674 on October 20, 2006, 09:25:28 AM If the club she works at is a reputable one then encourage her as this is a well paid and easy profession. Good luck to her! I heard to start with they were paying her peanuts - she's taking the necessary steps to get that changed now!! :D Title: Re: My niece is a poledancer - what should i do? Post by: Zebediah on October 20, 2006, 01:40:29 PM Is she demanding bananas?
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