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Title: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 06, 2005, 02:38:02 PM
I can imagine the abuse that will follow the statement but there's an article in the (ahem!) Sun Woman section about women players which includes a biography of Mel.

Page 36 for anyone who's interested.

Sheriff


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: tikay on September 06, 2005, 02:38:55 PM

You read The Sun? WHAT?


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 06, 2005, 02:41:12 PM
Unfortunately the 'quality press' don't believe that football exists outside of the Premiership so I have to trawl the tabloids for news of Barnsley's latest crisis.

Sheriff


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: tikay on September 06, 2005, 02:43:52 PM
That's simply not true Sheriff, & you need a better excuse than that.

Try The Times Footie Supplement on a Monday - "The Game" - it's AWESOME. You will not find better footie coverage in any daily newspaper, quality or not.


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 06, 2005, 02:47:02 PM
I want a match report, not a soundbite from the two managers.

Also, what about Tuesday to Saturday's events?



Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Ironside on September 06, 2005, 02:49:27 PM
wow the sun has a page 36 i have never gotten past page 3


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: tikay on September 06, 2005, 02:49:42 PM
You get a Match Report from EVERY match Sheriff. Don't knock it until you have tried it - trust me!
Tuesday to Saturday as well, though not in Supplement form.

Tell you what, go & buy it, & if I am wring, I'll pay you the cover price when we next meet.


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Trace on September 06, 2005, 02:52:13 PM
Thank God he didn't miss print the page 36 and leave the 6 off! 

lmao   ::) ::) :o


(Sun would of had a big sales return for today if he had)


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RyG on September 06, 2005, 03:01:06 PM
Good man Sheriff, Im Barnsley fan too.

You from Barnsley i tek it?


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RED-DOG on September 06, 2005, 03:02:51 PM
Blokes from Barnsley, lakin at poker?


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Robert HM on September 06, 2005, 03:13:49 PM
You tykes can't have your manager back , he's doing well at Meadow Lane


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RyG on September 06, 2005, 03:19:44 PM
Paul Clown Hart


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 06, 2005, 03:20:26 PM
You tykes can't have your manager back , he's doing well at Meadow Lane

It was a harsh decision when we got rid of him.  The only reason was to bring in Ridsdale's own man, the enigmatic, charismatic Paul Hart.  I hope Gudjon does well at County - he did a reasonable job at Oakwell in difficult circumstances.

RyG - I grew up in Ryhill so Barnsley was the closest team for me, although it'd never be classed as part of the Tarn (different county for a start!).

Tikay - I'll put your faith to the test re The Times footy coverage.  Do they also have topless women?

Sheriff

PS: I can't believe I've managed to hijack my own thread!


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: tikay on September 06, 2005, 03:21:49 PM
Ahh, you got me there Sheriff - no nudity in The Times. But there's sexual attraction in clothed peeps too, you know......


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RyG on September 06, 2005, 03:23:47 PM
oh aye, Thordarson, liked him, stayed at the hotel where i worked an all, top bloke

LOL, remember the old "Its just like watching Ryhill chants"


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2005, 03:43:26 PM
great pies at Barnsley......


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RyG on September 06, 2005, 03:59:40 PM
They were turd when i had a season ticket


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2005, 04:01:37 PM
not on the three occasions I've been


The weather was rubbish and I was screamed at for being a scab though

and the miners strike was 15 years before that!


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: redsimon on September 06, 2005, 04:10:45 PM
We are due to play there this week. Never been to a more wretched dump full of knuckleheads (well apart from Stoke City)  ;)


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Trace on September 06, 2005, 04:18:38 PM
Poor Mel

She has a claim to fame and you lot end up waffling on about football!   :'(


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Ironside on September 06, 2005, 04:19:33 PM
only cause she was on the wrong page


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: redsimon on September 06, 2005, 04:50:59 PM
Does anyone have a internet link for the piece for those of us who don't buy papers ???


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: tikay on September 06, 2005, 04:55:59 PM
...or The Sun.....


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: ifm on September 06, 2005, 04:58:17 PM
no they don't reproduce the full articles online (would be financial suicide i guess)


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: RyG on September 06, 2005, 05:48:20 PM
Redsimon,

Most Barnsley folk are probably the friendliest people your ever likely to meet...

Unfortunately they are some plonkers around


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Dingdell on September 06, 2005, 06:53:50 PM
...or The Sun.....

Oi Oi Oi - my claim to fame is that I used to write for this comic - my headline was

"Want to know if your PEPS's doing well - give our Tracey Dell a bell" .

It's a great paper for people who dont want to read unbiased news reporting............


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Robert HM on September 06, 2005, 07:29:34 PM
There's two Blondites mentioned in the article.


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2005, 07:42:04 PM

"Want to know if your PEPS's doing well - give our Tracey Dell a bell" .



and the cause of financial literacy for the great Britsh masses was set back a generation

Ding Dong!


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: Dingdell on September 06, 2005, 08:27:08 PM

"Want to know if your PEPS's doing well - give our Tracey Dell a bell" .



and the cause of financial literacy for the great Britsh masses was set back a generation

Ding Dong!

It's been a long time since anyone has said ding dong to me ....!  I should get out more often!
 :)


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: BlueWolf on September 07, 2005, 12:27:20 AM
who wa sthe second blondite mentioned??? only person i can think of was vicky C is she a blondite??


Title: Re: Mel Lofthouse in today's Sun!
Post by: londonpokergirl on September 07, 2005, 03:15:17 AM
lol  yeah did the article a few weeks ago  :)   if i can get somebody to scan it in will do so

page 3  roflmao   not likely hehe