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Title: Ironside’s Tournament Medical Supply Kit
Post by: The Chuckle on September 07, 2005, 02:09:56 PM
After last night's heroics...


Plenty of needles to give the opposition.

Motion sickness pills to counteract the roller coaster effect.

A cork to plug verbal diarrhoea.

TCP to help all that out-drawing.

A velvet thong to cup Golden Balls.

Oxygen supply to help with the unusual high leader board altitude obtained for a long period.

Loads of ointment and plasters to help the face recover from where the deck kept hitting.

Moisturising cream to prevent stretch marks of the head.

Cushions for the back to soften the slaps.


…any more anyone?



Seriously though, congratulations – well deserved old friend.



Title: Re: Ironside’s Tournament Medical Supply Kit
Post by: RED-DOG on September 07, 2005, 02:23:58 PM
LMAO, great stuff uncle Kev


Title: Re: Ironside’s Tournament Medical Supply Kit
Post by: TightEnd on September 07, 2005, 02:48:22 PM
they were only little outdraws though!!


A classic night

the chatboxes were awesome


Title: Re: Ironside’s Tournament Medical Supply Kit
Post by: Ironside on September 07, 2005, 03:28:38 PM
kevin next time i am in walsall i'll be feeding you to the sharks