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Title: My wife said....
Post by: roverthtaeh on October 30, 2006, 02:31:51 PM
.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.

You need a Heart to love him...

A Diamond to marry him...

A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...

And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 30, 2006, 07:18:40 PM
.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.

You need a Heart to love him...

A Diamond to marry him...

A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...

And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife  ;D ;iagree;


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: Indestructable on October 30, 2006, 07:24:08 PM
 rotflmfao


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: M3boy on October 31, 2006, 12:35:14 AM
.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.

You need a Heart to love him...

A Diamond to marry him...

A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...

And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife  ;D ;iagree;

I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round.

 ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 09:41:06 AM
.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.

You need a Heart to love him...

A Diamond to marry him...

A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...

And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife  ;D ;iagree;

I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round.

 ;goodvevil;
Shut up you silly man , you know it was right the first time  ;grr; ;grr;


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 31, 2006, 09:55:06 AM
That made me laugh... you tell him Charmaine!


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 10:04:05 AM
That made me laugh... you tell him Charmaine!
You have to keep them in there place Poppet  /:-|  lets face it they keep the bed warm  ;D


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 10:49:12 AM
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You have to keep them in there place Poppet   /:-|  lets face it they keep the bed warm
\\


Surely you are not talking about poker players here?
For poker players warm bed = -EV


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: roverthtaeh on October 31, 2006, 03:12:25 PM
.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.

You need a Heart to love him...

A Diamond to marry him...

A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...

And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife  ;D ;iagree;

I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round.

 ;goodvevil;

Apologies. Didn't realise I had to be factually correct when posting a 'joke'.


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 31, 2006, 03:55:02 PM
:-|


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 04:12:30 PM
 >:?


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: M3boy on October 31, 2006, 06:32:37 PM
 ;boltpp;


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 07:17:24 PM
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You have to keep them in there place Poppet   /:-|  lets face it they keep the bed warm
\\


Surely you are not talking about poker players here?
For poker players warm bed = -EV
Ok Tantrum , i fall asleep on the sofa and paul wakes me when his finished playing poker........ i can dream  rotflmfao


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 08:12:33 PM
Lol Charmaine,


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: M3boy on October 31, 2006, 08:39:14 PM
Ah yes, but ask her how I wake her up  ;nana;


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 08:43:15 PM
Ah yes, but ask her how I wake her up  ;nana;

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao...... bravo ..........


Title: Re: My wife said....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 08:55:21 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao