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Title: lol Post by: fergus8 on October 31, 2006, 03:15:18 AM love this
http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/ Title: Re: lol Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on October 31, 2006, 03:27:51 AM Lol
"If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued. " rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: lol Post by: fergus8 on October 31, 2006, 03:40:22 AM If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.
Title: Re: lol Post by: Timaloy on October 31, 2006, 04:10:29 AM If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder
Title: Re: lol Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 10:58:29 AM On the official site - there is a advice what to do with animals,
'If you must evacuate, take your pets with you if possible' - remember if there is a shortage of food, your pet can be a valued source of nutrition for you and your family. In dangerous days like that, it is better to invest in bigger pets, rather then small ones. Be prepared - buy big and meaty, or big quantities of small ones, as they would be much easier to keep fresh. ....... Title: Re: lol Post by: boldie on October 31, 2006, 04:02:29 PM On the official site - there is a advice what to do with animals, 'If you must evacuate, take your pets with you if possible' - remember if there is a shortage of food, your pet can be a valued source of nutrition for you and your family. In dangerous days like that, it is better to invest in bigger pets, rather then small ones. Be prepared - buy big and meaty, or big quantities of small ones, as they would be much easier to keep fresh. ....... that's why I'm getti8ng a pony....Ride away on it and then eat it. I'll have to get some kittens for snacks while under way though. |