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Title: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 02:19:10 PM This guy tries to steal someones account, and gets his just deserts
Quote br0kenrabbit says: hi Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening br0kenrabbit says: What's ip? br0kenrabbit says: up? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes :) br0kenrabbit says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down. Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit says: Well... Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:) br0kenrabbit says: Well Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either. br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh? Greg_ValveOLS says: bs br0kenrabbit says: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS says: how br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why? br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS? Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod? Greg_ValveOLS says: tos br0kenrabbit says: terms of service Greg_ValveOLS says: were? br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS says: :( br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :) Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude Greg_ValveOLS says: m br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite? br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence? br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment. br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS says: k Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS says: what???? br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt. Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why? br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account? Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information? Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch. Stolen shamelessly from http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914&page=10 Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Poppet7 on October 31, 2006, 02:27:54 PM Long. But funny!
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 02:31:07 PM apologies - but how is this funny? Because the guy trying to steal the account gets his own account stolen. Total turn around, and very amusing. The scammer becomes the scammed. (Its in reference to a FPS online game...) Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: yt on October 31, 2006, 02:35:50 PM i makes it ok in my book. and funny.
two wrongs do make a right in my eyes Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 02:35:57 PM apologies - but how is this funny? Because the guy trying to steal the account gets his own account stolen. Total turn around, and very amusing. The scammer becomes the scammed. so that makes it ok then? Morality overload. Brain has melted. Seriously... why does everything have to be so serious around here? And anyway, anyone stupid enough to try to steal peoples passwords THEN get the same treatment done to them deserves everything they get. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: booder on October 31, 2006, 02:36:44 PM Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 02:57:09 PM apologies - but how is this funny? Because the guy trying to steal the account gets his own account stolen. Total turn around, and very amusing. The scammer becomes the scammed. so that makes it ok then? Morality overload. Brain has melted. Seriously... why does everything have to be so serious around here? And anyway, anyone stupid enough to try to steal peoples passwords THEN get the same treatment done to them deserves everything they get. Ok, maybe its just me then - but i can assure you that if you are ever unfortunate enough to become a victim of identity fraud that you will no longer find it amusing. I do see the point you are making, sorry if I'm being so flippant. Anyone who falls for that sort of "identity fraud" has to be naieve? Maybe its just me but I'm always paranoid about that sort of thing. Its like the people who click links blindly in their email client because paypal or ebay is asking them to confirm their details. I've been a victim of someone hacking my ebay account, cost me quite a bit of money (not thru social engineering, but simply guessing my password - and I deserved everything I got for being so stupid as to have an easy guiessable password). And its not amusing. But someone getting one over on the bstards that do this.... IS. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: snoopy1239 on October 31, 2006, 03:23:28 PM I thought it was funny, but I wouldn't have if the guy on the receiving end didn't deserve it.
That final line was class. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: AndrewT on October 31, 2006, 03:27:19 PM apologies - but how is this funny? It's the worm turning, the criminal getting his comeuppance. but i can assure you that if you are ever unfortunate enough to become a victim of identity fraud that you will no longer find it amusing. But what if, in the process of tryng to steal your identity, the criminal not only failed, but you managed to steal his identity? Would that not be a beautiful thing? The perfect justice? Punishment not only immediate but perfectly in proportion to the crime? Quote Go mow some yards, bitch. And I so want to find a conversation to use this in. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Royal Flush on October 31, 2006, 03:29:02 PM Brilliant, i loved it.
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Graham C on October 31, 2006, 03:41:53 PM I quite enjoyed it too :D Serves him right.
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 03:48:25 PM Routing from your bins or some such?
Female fraudsters should be strung up by their pubic hair and nipple clamps applied. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Poppet7 on October 31, 2006, 03:53:21 PM Ouch
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 04:15:40 PM Routing from your bins or some such? Nope, all mail gets shredded and disposed of at different times. My hunch would be either an online betting site who's call centre is somewhere on the other side of the planet disclosing my details or even my bank who's call centre is on the other side of the planet. Female fraudsters should be strung up by their pubic hair and nipple clamps applied. I know some women who would enjoy that! although saying that there are probably men out who would enjoy my male punishment too!! :D Eeek, you've just reminded me of a film I had the misfortune to watch once. No, it wasn't on the internet. It was on channel 4, and the subject was rather painful. It was about men who have the raging desire to crush ones testicles in a vice until they pop, thus satisying the desire but making it an experience they can never repeat. It made me cry. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: AndrewT on October 31, 2006, 04:40:18 PM Eeek, you've just reminded me of a film I had the misfortune to watch once. No, it wasn't on the internet. It was on channel 4, and the subject was rather painful. It was about men who have the raging desire to crush ones testicles in a vice until they pop, thus satisying the desire but making it an experience they can never repeat. It made me cry. This was the only time the other inmates let MikkyT have the remote control for the communal TV. Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Poppet7 on October 31, 2006, 04:58:15 PM Eeek, you've just reminded me of a film I had the misfortune to watch once. No, it wasn't on the internet. It was on channel 4, and the subject was rather painful. It was about men who have the raging desire to crush ones testicles in a vice until they pop, thus satisying the desire but making it an experience they can never repeat. It made me cry. This was the only time the other inmates let MikkyT have the remote control for the communal TV. LMAO! omg, I've got gigglefits now! Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 06:58:27 PM Pulling out nails and teeth could be applied to both men and women and therefore not be subjected to the sex discrimination act (1975).
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: Suited_Jock on October 31, 2006, 07:02:02 PM rofl this should get a place in wikipedia under the definition of pwn3d.
Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 07:35:36 PM Eeek, you've just reminded me of a film I had the misfortune to watch once. No, it wasn't on the internet. It was on channel 4, and the subject was rather painful. It was about men who have the raging desire to crush ones testicles in a vice until they pop, thus satisying the desire but making it an experience they can never repeat. It made me cry. This was the only time the other inmates let MikkyT have the remote control for the communal TV. It was aired some time in 1999/2000.... I had not even seen the inside of a courtroom at that time other than on the TV never mind been in a jail! Title: Re: Funny - I hope online poker players are not as dumb as this sucker Post by: mikkyT on October 31, 2006, 07:56:34 PM rofl this should get a place in wikipedia under the definition of pwn3d. You mean like this??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn#References |