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Title: A song about Scandies
Post by: NoflopsHomer on November 02, 2006, 07:41:11 PM
So, Snoopy and I are in Dublin airport Monday morning at around 5.30am, not having slept after the EPT, so we've been up close to 24 hrs, looking (and feeling) a little haggard and deranged. Anyway for some reason, we're talking about the Scandies and I managed to come up with this, it seemed very funny at the time. Not so sure now. :D

(To the tune of the The Candyman from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory):

Who can take 64off?
Turn into gold?
Crack your Kings and Aces,
Leave a story to be told?

The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he mixes up his play and his rags come good.

Who can wear shellsuits,
Look like an 80's pop star?
Play lots of junk
And still be in A-ha?

Children: The Scandieman?

The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he's very very very loose aggressive.

Everything he gets,
He has to make a raise,
Even if it's 93offsuit,
Maybe he should take a bow,
Cause he'll outdraw you somehow,

Who can speak four languages?
And yours better than you?
Stand six feet tall
And be fearless too?

The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he always taking risks since he wants to win.
And the Scandieman wins cause he'll take those risks where you won't.


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Poppet7 on November 02, 2006, 07:44:12 PM
;applause; very clever!


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: byronkincaid on November 02, 2006, 07:52:03 PM
Quote
Who can wear shellsuits,
Look like an 80's pop star?
:D


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Ginger on November 02, 2006, 07:59:02 PM
 ;tightend;

 ;applause; ;applause;


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Suited_Jock on November 02, 2006, 08:16:34 PM
Its a bit sterotypical is it not. I mean its ensinuating that there are no tight rocky poker players from Scandanavia... Surely in this age of PC gone wrong this cannot be allowed in a public forum.


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Tonji on November 02, 2006, 08:16:56 PM
 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

Anthony Newley would be proud.


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: boldie on November 02, 2006, 09:22:38 PM
very nice!


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: NEVES on November 02, 2006, 09:38:02 PM
 :)up         The absolute dogs bollocks superb.


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: booder on November 02, 2006, 10:01:29 PM
i think you have been spending too much time in snoopys company.


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: turny on November 02, 2006, 10:37:13 PM
see a doctor floppy u need help! rotflmfao


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Graham C on November 02, 2006, 10:39:49 PM
lol :D brought a smile to my face :D


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: snoopy1239 on November 04, 2006, 02:51:54 PM
I was forced to listen to the live performance.

It was a long week...


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: NoflopsHomer on November 04, 2006, 02:56:34 PM
I was forced to listen to the live performance.

It was a long week...

You could tell them I that I owned you at Wrestling Top Trumps instead... ;)


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: snoopy1239 on November 04, 2006, 04:17:40 PM
I'm kinda of reluctant to tell them that we were even playing Wrestling top trumps in the first place, nevermind the fact that I was losing too!


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Poppet7 on November 04, 2006, 05:46:50 PM
Oh dear...!


Title: Re: A song about Scandies
Post by: Susanna on November 06, 2006, 02:01:12 AM
 As one of the few (i assume) Swedes on this site I must say I am absolutely........

.....enteretained by your song...very funny.

Best regards,
Susanna

(does this mean I need to buy a shell suit?)