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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked
by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced. Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Ron's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?" Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it, but it will cost you
$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested.She tells him that since
her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Ken
showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum
of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Ken quickly dressed and left. As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. a
nd upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the
house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror s
he assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker
face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Ron, with a
satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was
hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from
me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and
pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

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lol, nice one!