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So, can people with an allergy to nuts actually eat coconut ?

Give me 10 minutes I'll find out.

I can find out in 7!!!, any lower? ::)

yes "usually"

Query #629

Is it 999 or 911 you call? i can never remeber, too much telly.

They can eat nuts too  ;D ;D ;D

depends, 999 if you need to report a chav related murder, 911 if you suddently realise you weigh 600lb and cant get of the sofa

What if you've force fed your flatmate some Malibu in their sleep (in the pursuit of science) and their face is going blue.

Sod the coconut. Make them play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels.

Yuck. Revels are manky.

then make sure you get him to pay up for his half of the bottle in the next 30 seconds or so

What if youve taken your roommates brand new shirt back to selfriges because he left the receipt in the bag and then help him cement his contention that it was definently his bird that took it even though she veermently denies it!

I'll answer that question in the style of Poppet's choosing............

can you not just answer it in the style of an Austrailian gangsta rapper thats lost his sheep?

Mad Thomas stylee...

Hey yo, I don't smoke dust in the outback, or get high on no Sydney crack
Is it okay to take clothes of your roomie brothers back?

Little Bo-Selecta is going to lay it out for ya pommies
He should keep a closer eye, we aint no bunch of commies

He shop in Selfridges, so aint livin in no ghetto
You wanna pinch his stuff, smack his kids, it should all be okey-detto

Wooooooooooord

Yup... he's mad.

 ;tightend;


It was either that or a transvestite russian that had just accidently shaved of half of his moustache whilst watching an episode of celebrity love island

Erk, okay, so, does the Coconut come under the classification of "Nut" ?

Still none the wiser to the answer.

No they dont - see PM sent.

Also the coconut is named after us monkeys as well - in case you didnt all already know that :)

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Many thanks Matt.