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Thought I would start my first topic, and starting as I mean to go on it is about sex!

Do people remember Ross and Rachel's shag lists on friends, me and the missus did the same, wondering if any other couples did?
Post the lists here if you did.
Ours were the normal (celebs and the like), though I am planning to show the wife my new list:

1.  Sharon at Tescos's who puts out for all the lads
2.  That lady 2 doors up who smiles a little to long when we pass
3.  That bird from last saturday night if I see her again
4.  Her mother
5.  Anyone from adultfriendfinder

She should be okay with that yes?

Only one on my list

1) That bloke who used to post regulerly on here ... M3boy ??? i wouldnt mind giving him one  ;D

nice one charmaine :)up

if Brad had a shag list, id make sure he could never shag again if you get my meaning:)

So I have to post 5 people that 'I would'?

Used to ???....what have you done to him !!??

there's really no need!

 

thank the lord(or whoever) for that.....lol

I don't get what we have to do lol

good Poppet, lets leave it that way.

blonde doesn't condone shagging!!!   pmsl

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Justin Timberlake

too bloody right.

Are you not getting any Trace and Tightend... ;)

Look, leave it out will you darling, your embarrassing yourself now, its not going to happen!!

 :redcard:


plenty

ruining the bankroll it is.

Don't you be starting any nasty rumours now!!!

Me? Never!  ;angel;

For those of you that never saw it, here is the gist I believe. I saw the punchline but just the idea of exactly how it started...correct me if I am wrong:

When Ross and Rachel are planning to settle down, the subject of never being with another person for the rest of their lives.
So they agree to each have a "shag list" of 5 people who if the opportunity arose, they could shag with it being "unfaithful" to the other person.
They both have film stars and the like so it is not something that is likely to happen, the punchline being the biggest star on Rachel's list walking into the coffee shop and then chatting her up...forget who it was.

Me and Rach found it amusing so did the same. Hers were:

1. Colin Firth
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Niall Quinn
4. Tommy Lee Jones (???? this one must show what she sees in me)
5. I forget

It's a bit of fun, nothing sordid.
Also you are not allowed to include easily available people, which is why my last list was a joke.
My real list was:

1. Halle Berry
2. Daisy Donovan
3. Ronni Ancona
4. Vicky Coren (pre super rich too)
5. The black girl from that womens football show (forget her name)

2&3 Pretty and funny...always a winner. Actually that goes for 4 too.

Hmm ok...

1. David Beckham
2. Gary Lucy
3. Ryan Philippe
4. Nigel Harman (Dennis from Eastenders)
5. Dermot O'Leary

thanks for listening.

as I recall, it was Ross and he had Isabella Rossilini (sp?) at the top of his list.  He ended up taking her off and replacing her with someone else, as the chances of him ever meeting her were so remote as she lived in Europe.  It was after he had taken her off the list that she walked into the coffee shop  ;noflopshomer;

You didn't have to read it...

now this is more like it........

Julie Sawalha
Fern Britton
Kerry, whats her face that does the Iceland adverts
Julie Andrews
Myleene Klass

Thanks, rings a bell. Didn't she really come onto him or something as well?

Am i boring ??? i really dont want to " shag " anyone other than  M3  :dontask:

Ah...young love

But yes...you are boring  :D

I don't have to resort to film stars or celebs. I could easily name several groups of five (Of course I never would)  (Name them I mean)

I "would" with at least 5 of our poker-playing blondettes, and one in particular really floats my boat.

Then I could have my pick of the dealers  ;kev;

Then we have, (or should I say I have) the valets. Oh god, the valets.......

You tart !!  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

rotflmfao rotflmfao at young love , more like  ;tk; love lol

So sorry , i did have a good think and really couldnt come up with anybody  ::)

this thread is on a slippery slope now.  Soon there will polls up to vote for the most shaggable blondites! (lukied)

lol , now that would be interesting

Girls Aloud (does that about cover it?)

A dustbin lid wouldn't cover it

DAMMIT that was my answer...

so slow :(

anyway


list:

Girls Aloud

Except the ugly one.

I thought there was one really ugly ones and 4 ugly footballers wives wannabees?

Nah - it'd be like the caption comp - we'd all just vote for ourselves :D

I'm told I'm not much better than average the first 3 or 4 times, but I get better as the night goes on,

Only one for me. My wife

Same here .... I really like her....

I 2nd that choice, but want at him first.  I don't agree with sloppy seconds, don't mind sharing - seems I was doing it for a couple of years without knowing about it!!!

Clean up your mess before I get home next time please, and you are behind in maintenence for one of the kids.

A. Get a cleaner in
B. Take it up with the CSA

Git, The chastity belt is going on her tonight for that!