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folllowing a chat with my missus she reckons when she poops she dont pee, I was under the impression everyone did, strange I thought, as I always pee.
Anyone add anything?

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pmsl... For the purpose of this thread, i poop then pee - or vice versa.. never the same time!!

 ;tracet;

Sweat?

lol have never paid attention to see if its simultaneous but its alwasy in the same 'visit'

Hi, I was looking for a poker/general non-poo/pee forum, I must've taken the wrong turning, does anyone know how to point me in the right direction?

yes my point shud have been always at the same visit but amazingly not for her.. strange and apologies to any ladies offended. Poppet!!!

PMSL

It's ok. I'm sure the images in my head will disappear soon ;)

hehe, so is it a ladies thing Poppet or are you with the guys on this one? Dont worry Im not using imagery..

i find it depends what I am reading

harrington on holdem volume 1 :early play and starting requirements for the peeing

volume2 : the endgame, definitely for the poop

I can't answer a question like that!! Girls don't poo anyway!

lol ok poppet.

Do you scatter petals or something instead?

Yeah

Guys like you are why I can't get a Doctor's appointment when I want.

"What seems to be the problem Mr. b_oo_m?"

"I pee when I poo but the missus doesn't"

"Excuse me?"

"I pee when I poo, I've always peed when I pooed, I assumed it was normal. Now the missus says she doesn't. Is something wrong with me, or is something wrong with her?"

"Sir, do you remeber what I told you when you came in here after that night on the Guiness"

"Yes, but it's a serious problem, I tried to ask the poker forum, but they just took the piss."

Number 2+2?

I pee and then poop.

Although that may have been because I was watching this time.

Does that not hurt your neck?

but do you stand up to wipe your ass?

...don't usually bother.

Back to the original question, I think pee first.  But I'm not sure really - I will remember to monitor the situation tomorrow and report back.  I'll also leave a questionnaire in the loos at work - to get a more representative sample.

Sample...not the best choice of word on this occasion.

Handstands under the hand dryer ?

Its totally weird this.

When i was back in high school we used to pin up a different poll everyday on the wall with a pen and people would answer by the end of the day and a count was taken

Anyho th question in this forum was one we ourselves took a vote on and the majority of the girls did say the peed when then poohed.

Hope that clears things up (But i would recommend using toilet paper instead!!)

Gareth aka kingPoker

Fantastic 1st post,

Welcome to blonde Gareth :hello:

what if someone does not poop? only pee?

just like to say thanks Jim-D for the really tidy comment . Im sure there will be plenty of "interesting" posts made by me in the very near future.   

Happy to be on here

Talk soon guys
Gareth

ah..like you think you have to poo but the poo won't cooperate? so you just sit there and then think.."Well, might as well pee now atleast that way I get something out of it"


Pee then poo for me..and yes in one visit. If your missus says she doesn't she's lying...although mine says the same...which would explain why she goes through 15 rolls of toilet paper a day ;)

No that's cos we have to wipe whenever we go and whatever we do - you men just shake, rattle and roll!!  Not giving a damn where the drips land... lol

either that or she's trying to enlarge her breasts on the cheap!

;D