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Title: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: tikay on September 11, 2005, 01:10:57 AM If I just say the old Dweller is unwell, you'll all jump to all sorts of conclusions, so with Sam's approval, here's the story.
I left a 'phone message for him a few days back, & he never returned it, most unlike him. Then Sam called me tonight, & this is the SP. He's been unwell a few weeks, since the NECS (Angie's cooking maybe?....), he wakes up OK in the mornings, but then gradually, as the day wears on, develops a high fever, sweating big-time, & generally feeling rough. So Sam calls the quack in, the quack sends for an ambulance, & he's trundled off to hossie, where he is undergoing tests. All his vital functions - heart, Blood pressure, Liver, Dwell Posture, & Immaculately Groomed & Gelled Hair are in good shape, but they just don't know what the problem is. But they think it may be contagious, so he's been stuck in an isolation ward, & Sam has to don Surgical Mask & gown to visit him - which she thinks is weird, as she's been with him, as has Angellina (whoever called her Angellica on TV, eh?) are both fit & well. So the ex Chippendale must be feeling a bit down, and Sam agreed to print off this thread & take it to him in the hossie to maybe try & cheer him up. Carlo has been a bondeite almost from Day One, & is "family" now. Even "Mum" (blonde alias "Dex", who is actually a dog) is a blondeite & a regular reader of blonde Let's hear it for one of our most popular & charismatic blondeites. Get well soon Carlo, where we gonna get the value from while you are away? Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Ironside on September 11, 2005, 01:12:35 AM get well soon carlo and stop dwelling at them nurses
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ifm on September 11, 2005, 01:16:50 AM i can imagine the admission now:
Doctor "what's your blood type?" Carlo "hmmm............................" Doctor "blood type?" Carlo "hmmmmmm............................." Doctor "hello?, what's your blood type?" Carlo "hmmmmmmmmm.....................................................................................pass" Get well soon Mr Citrone Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Maroon on September 11, 2005, 01:38:52 AM Get well soon. :D
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: -bw- on September 11, 2005, 02:07:28 AM As one of my favourite Pro's
I wish you a speedy get well soon Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Dewi_cool on September 11, 2005, 02:29:43 AM as carlo is welsh, I will wish him a ' brysia wella carlo' da iawn
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Gamblor21 on September 11, 2005, 03:21:52 AM Get well soon carlo!!!
It must have been all the last longers you lost in luton ;D ;D ;D How carlo does'nt las longer than anyone i will never no, it takes him ten minutes to pass 76 to a limp! The EPT will be a much easier place with you not there, Sir Citrone!!! very missed tho... Hope you feel better Ian Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Rhu on September 11, 2005, 04:05:56 AM Get well soon.
Although hospitals have nurses so take your time and enjoy Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: jammer on September 11, 2005, 04:58:23 AM Get well soon carlo.
I only met you once recently at the £300 dealers choice table at Luton festival , when you managed to call a shed load with the nut low... only to find out on the showdown that it was a game of staight omaha high. (...iit was late...) And yet you were joking about it the next day ;) full respect. All best indeed. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Bendigo on September 11, 2005, 05:32:03 AM Yeah right, anything to get out of "home duties". But just on the off chance you aren't bluffing mate, from all your Aussie mates, get well soon and get back down here sometime soon and bring the family with you this time.
Cheers, Bendigo. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Robert HM on September 11, 2005, 05:45:27 AM Get well soon Carlo.
I don't think we ought to suggest Angies cooking could be to blame, I ate some of it and lived to tell the tale. In an effort to ensure a quick recovery we have ensured that you are to receive the best nursing care available. You will be pleased to hear that Nurse M Dailey has stepped aside to allow her more experienced colleague, Sister Flo Crimea take over your day to day needs. It is rumoured she is a dab hand at the old bed baths and her scouring powder techniques are "interesting" (http://www.themose.com/senior/images/Nurse%20Cassie.jpg) Nurse Dailey transferred to treat those in need at the Newcastle Cardiac Unit (http://www.themose.com/senior/images/OK-%20Doroth%20Richardson%20in%20nu.jpg) Sister Crimea to take over the treatment of Carlo. For those quite moments we have also arranged a nurse with a difference to attend, the agency has described her as "a real doll", enjoy (http://www.buyoldtoys.com/wanted/images/GI%20Joe%20Murse%20in%20box_jpg.jpg) Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: TightEnd on September 11, 2005, 09:29:07 AM Get well soon Carlo
Remember, those nurses have other duties apart from keeping your supplies of hair gel plentiful! See you back here soon Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Karabiner on September 11, 2005, 09:41:01 AM Get well soon Carlo.
And should that not be hair dwell ? Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Colchester Kev on September 11, 2005, 10:05:19 AM Get well soon mate, you must be bored stiff stuck there .... if it gets too bad, let us know and we will arrange for Tikay to visit you and tell you ALL his "Railway" stories :)
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: The Truth on September 11, 2005, 12:15:27 PM Get well soon Carlo.
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: julian on September 11, 2005, 02:26:52 PM we only just got you back & you're off again!
chin up & get better asap Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: simonow on September 11, 2005, 02:56:51 PM get well soon carlo
come on dad we need you on the ept tour as soon as possible so get the eye of the tiger back and help us to batter all those scandi's come on pal get well soon simon nowab Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Royal Flush on September 11, 2005, 04:33:58 PM Get well soon Carlo.
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: The_nun on September 11, 2005, 04:35:47 PM Never had the honour of meeting you but i can still give you a GET WELL SOON message..x
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Trace on September 11, 2005, 05:36:08 PM If it's any consolation, quite a few of us came back from Newccy with what my Dr diagnosed as a Viral Infection. It knocks you for 6!!
You have my sympathies Carlos. Get well soon. For those of you who think you have got away with it, don't count your chickens just yet - Alfa came down with it 2 days ago. Trace P.S. It starts with a sore throat and tickly cough, and thats the easy bit of it. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 11, 2005, 06:25:06 PM Best wishes Carlo,
Hope to share some table - its usually a sign that I'm doing well! Sheriff Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: M3boy on September 11, 2005, 07:00:16 PM Hope your feeling better soon mate
Best wishes Paul and Charmaine Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: BlueWolf on September 11, 2005, 07:16:43 PM Get Well Soon Carlo
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: snoopy1239 on September 11, 2005, 08:00:48 PM Only met you once Carlo, and that was on a £15 satellite of all comps!
However, it was a hell of a lot more fun with you there and I wish you all the best. Poker just wouldn't be the same without you... :) snoops Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: The Baron on September 11, 2005, 09:09:04 PM Had the pleasure of meeting Carlo not long ago. A true gent and top geezer. Get well soon.
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: elblondie on September 11, 2005, 09:52:50 PM as carlo is welsh, I will wish him a ' brysia wella carlo' da iawn da iawn indeed... Carlo will love this quote.C'mon Boyo sort yourself out or I'll have to come visit you in the ysbyty for some siarad cymraeg lessons Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: snoopy1239 on September 11, 2005, 10:55:09 PM as carlo is welsh, I will wish him a ' brysia wella carlo' da iawn C'mon Boyo sort yourself out or I'll have to come visit you in the ysbyty for some siarad cymraeg lessonshas the world gone mad or is every1 speaking gibberish? Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: elblondie on September 11, 2005, 11:31:26 PM diolch yn fawr
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ifm on September 11, 2005, 11:34:18 PM it's actually quite nice snoop ;D
Tikay gonna have to delet some of these prior to printing Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: snoopy1239 on September 12, 2005, 12:52:18 AM I think elblondie just swore at me. :-*
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ifm on September 12, 2005, 01:25:39 AM it means "big thanks" in some strange ancient colonial language practiced only by devil worshippers dancing naked around campfires
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: jammer on September 12, 2005, 05:11:25 AM it means "big thanks" in some strange ancient colonial language practiced only by devil worshippers dancing naked around campfires yep sounds like mr citrone. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: RED-DOG on September 12, 2005, 05:20:20 AM Get well soon mate
Ps, If your temperature does go down, ffs don't re raise it Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: jammer on September 12, 2005, 05:29:23 AM Get well soon mate Ps, If your temperature does go down, ffs don't re raise it someone put this man on stage. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: The Chuckle on September 12, 2005, 09:39:48 AM Yup, me too. Get well soon mate.
[We've not met, but I guess it's been a high tempo year for you... what with the Welsh Rugby exploits and now Michael Owen becoming a toonie !] ;D Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Junior Senior on September 12, 2005, 12:10:56 PM gan get betta soooune like maert! (thats geordie for get well soon)
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: DTD-ACES on September 12, 2005, 01:38:41 PM Hi mate
Wondered why i hadn't heard from you for a while , Mathilde and i are in Paris , was hoping to see you guys in Barcelona , guess i'll have to do all the work now lol . Anyway see you soon , Mathilde will get a mail off to Sam today . Simon x Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: madmarty on September 12, 2005, 03:42:26 PM Unconfirmed reports that carlo is being less than cooperative. Refusing to step out of his Armani jeans till a gown with a suitable designer label can be found!
Seriously, best wishes MadMarty. Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: tikay on September 19, 2005, 01:45:15 PM Oh my gawd. Oh my good gawd - are you boys in a WHOLE heap of trub. I just spoke to the failed chippendale, & he's gonna flame you lot something shocking........
He's better now - he was just making a fuss about nowt, he's a man in his late forties, & they do, you know - but he's fine now. Seems he got better very slowly. Nothing new there, then..... I can name 'em al for you Carlo, my buddy. I know who took the pith...... Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: North Angel on September 19, 2005, 01:52:10 PM So I never poisoned him Tikay :-[
Ang x Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: tikay on September 19, 2005, 01:53:55 PM Not enough, it seems Tracy.....
xxx Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: North Angel on September 19, 2005, 01:55:35 PM TIKAY CAN YOU SEE ME.........ITS ANGIE NOT TRACEY
Someone please take tikay to specsavers. Ang xx Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: tikay on September 19, 2005, 01:57:38 PM Oops.......
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: TightEnd on September 19, 2005, 04:45:03 PM TIKAY CAN YOU SEE ME.........ITS ANGIE NOT TRACEY Someone please take tikay to specsavers. Ang xx nice, er, cat Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: tikay on September 19, 2005, 04:59:26 PM That's not a cat. It's Angie. Or Tracy....... Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Trace on September 20, 2005, 08:05:51 PM TIKAY CAN YOU SEE ME.........ITS ANGIE NOT TRACEY Someone please take tikay to specsavers. Ang xx And someone teach my so called mate how to spell my name!!! :-* Tracy <<< look no bloody E! Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ariston on September 20, 2005, 08:32:45 PM think she meant tracet as it says above your picture you numpty
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Trace on September 21, 2005, 08:32:12 AM Don't you call me a numpty you muppet!!!
She didn't mean TraceT - although now you have just given her a get out clause!!! Even Tikay knew how to spell it and he hardly knows me. lol Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ariston on September 21, 2005, 08:44:28 AM Calm down Tracey. Muppet hmmm I think Tikay would be in the box above the stage, "that was terrible"etc. Any other nominations for muppets on here?
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: Robert HM on September 21, 2005, 08:49:26 AM OMG That's a whole new thread! ;D
Title: Re: Get Dwell Carlo Post by: ariston on September 21, 2005, 08:53:58 AM Okley dokley ;D
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