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there seem to me to be lots of people on here who have lived/living a very interesting way of life and i was wondering who is the most infamous person a blonde has met?

ask Laz  ;D

I once walked past a mirror and........ oh wait you said INfamous.

my mistake ;D

As a younger monkey i once met Floella Benjamin and Brian Cant at the airport!! some of the drivel they put my through scarred me for life :D

has Laz met anybody famous ?

what is laz? and brian cant with that "im a teapot" song pretty scary matt.

A question many of us have wanted to ask him, but we aint brave enough .

i'll take an evening with Ronnie and Reggie every time!!!

Guys, the question was have you met anyone infamous. Playing Tarby at brag & blagging into the free bar with Eric Clapton & the Celtic team doesn't count. ;)

A mate from my schooldays has been in the papers a few times, usually with the Police looking for him to assist with enquiries. He managed to be on the run for over 2 years the first time, not bad when living in a town of less than 2000 population :D. During that time he managed to pull a girl out of a burning house, slip away when the police & firebrigade turned up, then come back and let down all the tyres on the police car.

i know, i heard the question correctly - to me Floella and Brian inflicted more pain and suffering on the world than the Krays ever did!! ;D

Brian Cant opened my school fete. I bet those were a nice little earner for him back in the day.

When the Trumpton characters were brought back for an advertising campaign recently, Brian Cant auditioned to do the voiceover (him being the voice of Trumpton and all). He didn't get it - losing out to the guy from the Fast Show.

Jimmy Tarbuck ?          wow    respect to the Laz




is Laz a Celtic supporter then?    wonder if he has been to any of their away games ?

MikkyT ...

ok-new thread,how does a newbie get taken seriously     ;tk; ;tk;

beer or no beer

There's only a small amount of seriousness available on here, sometimes none ;) .

A couple of in-jokes there, don't worry they'll all make sense in the end.

apart from me - i never make any sense!! :)

i understand,thnx. was really trying to get tk to admit to some of his more nefarious friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beer




potato  or  sausage

You could always try sending him an email next time he's doing his live television appearance on Poker Night Live - he's always on the lookout for topics to discuss to wile away the hours on TV :)up

sorry   wrong thread

No one gets taken seriously around here.

Apart from Batman - everyone respects Batman.... or we did till he gave away his identity as Andrew T :(

Respect is overrated.

Back to the subject


I was once told that Lindi St Clair, Madame Whiplash was a personal friend of a former blonde moderator and tried to convert her to lesbianism.

Said Mod told me herself. On Msn.


Now then a sweepstake for the time taken before she comes onto the thread, indignant at my lack of secrecy please?

I'll go for 1 hr 40 mins.

I know a lot of the great bare knuckle fighters. These guys are true gladiators, they will fight for honour or for money. They are impossibly hard, and totally fearless. You just have to admire them.

I could tell you some amazing stories, but I dare not. It's not the done thing.

Hmmm tried to convert a mod to lesbianism ... how many female mods have we had :D

I was involved in two business transactions with a famous boxing promoter. A 100% certifed bad un, believe me


A miracle he was only shot once.

I heard you were a lesbian Kev - just trapped inside the body of a man.............

 ;whistle;

(of course it may just have been idle jungle gossip so i apologize in advance if it causes offence :)up)

I know the dude who was at the centre of the American share options scandal. He was hiding out in Namibia when the FBI found him. Well, I say I know him. My mum knows his mum. I think at one point he was trying to get my brother to delete some files from his computer. Bad man.

Sorry my story didn't involve lesbians.

Or Banjos. Or cats. Or Elbows. You are slipping!

While in Mexico i met a guy who was a wannabe champion in hot chilli competitions.

I could win this, but not sure I want to!!!

I had a 10 minute conversation with Myra Hindley!!!!!!

tell me more....

Dunno - but I've been told I've lesbian tendencies :D - I have a "Help I'm a Lesbian trapped in the body of this fat, bald bloke" t-shirt somewhere.

Damn Matt's beat me to it

Amateur. Five minutes with me and I can turn any woman into a lesbian.

Try harder next time

I wondered why BigArmo started acting strangely after the evening we all went up to the voodoo lounge in Vegas!! ;)

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one mention of lesbians!  ;kev;

sigh

By 10 minutes as well - thats got to be a record!!

I was working, so yes it is!!

So was i!!!  ;whistle; (well i am for 3 more minutes anyway then its HOMETIME!!! yay)

I know what the punters want, though possibly not all lesbian combinations

Ummm, wonder who that could be?  The clues are there, say what you see...

In our defence, lesbians have been mentioned more than once.

surely there must be some1, if only on a "i shook hands with em basis" who can name somebody that theyve made the acquaintence of, who is regarded in the publics eye as "INFAMOUS". casualmeetings of michael carroll on a train not acceptable.

Ok - I did Jade Goody's colonic a few weeks ago. Does that count? (Not breaking any client confidentiality - she was papped leaving my clinic)

Now come on boys - that's got to be a good one???  ;sark;

I've got a good one, but there's no way I'm writing it on a public forum.

Do you regularly have paparazzi hanging around outside your clinic or was this a lucky coincidence?

PM everyone then......

                                                                                                                                                                                                     thats not fair,naive ill give u but infamous,no.  poor or not so poor jade,good luck 2 her!!!!!!!

She was followed by paps outside her house. Not a regular occurance for the paps to be in leafy Northampton!

worst post of the week.


Jade Goody. Yuk

He's pm'ed me - it's a good one but my lips are sealed.

OK - next time Tighty comes over the web cam goes on.

I met Jade Goody's mother down the pub.

f                                                                                                                                                                                                   fair maiden doth be not coy

OK, then - book me in. :)

there's a next time?

LOL LOL LOL ...

no grasses on ere then, no one knows nothing,at least thats what we know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Oi!

When i was about 5 or 6 'uncle' Ernie an old friend of my dads often popped round, always in a new car, be it a big Rover or Jag or daimler, he was always in a suit and would give me a fiver when he left , always from a roll of notes, about 5 years ago i spotted his face on TV about Gangsters that Mrs Kray made (britains hardest men ?), he was the onlhy man the featured Gangster wouldn't cross.(he's dead now btw)

 shocking considering i'd sit on his lap and he would draw me bunny rabbits!!

I asked my dad about him and my Dad said he looked after the clubs in the North that the others couldn't look after, on behalf of someone else?, but my Dad went to school with him and Joe Cocker, and Ernie had promised he would always look in when he had a chance.

I would try and find more out about him but i really don't want to destroy the image i have of him from childhood.

no stories of abuse plz

rotflmfao

 :D

i think you should find out more about him - probably make some money out of it - and then he'll have to kill you!

                                                                                                                                                                                      this is much more like it-infamous and threats 2 kill!!!!!!!!! new thread, when was your life last endangered???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooh - yes - got one for that too......

im reraising u all in-u got nothing            :redcard:

I sat next to Nick Leeson on a train journey from Cheshunt to Liverpool Street Station. He neither confirmed or denied that he was a multi-millionaire, but the knowing smile on his face told me all I needed to know

when was the last time my life wasnt endagered would be easier to answer

When I ate Mrs Red's Kit Kat!

And hers was the last time you farted?

No, that was another of mine.

                     nick leeson-now were gettin somewhere, but couldnt we have done better than sittin next 2 on a train, i mean surely 1 of u very interesting people got that beat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know a Security boss that cuts off horses ears and posts them to people who owe him money. Allegedly ;snoopy'sguns;

Oh and I met Tikay at the weekend, surely the most infamous anyone knows?

in his own mind, certainly!

I've had a nice bit of lunch made for me by Mary Bell - I think she definitely counts as infamous

I met his ex-wife! She went on to become a Virgin stewardess.

I suppose the best i can come up with is Sir Nicholas Scott most famed for his love of a drink or 2! I am good mates with his son who i went to school with. Was funny hearing the stories from his side.

                                                                                                                                                                             maybe everything would be worth listening to from the "other side" what about an ammorol thread-whats your vice?

Jim Rosenthal a good few years ago.. pulled over near where I live to ask me the way to Man Utd's training ground, the Cliff

Being the good natured soul I am... oh AND a blue... I sent him in the opposite direction!!

And the worst thing is... he looks MORE like a gargoyle in real life than he does on screen!!

I am having a date with Dom Pérignon later on.  I heard that he has a very bubbly personality
 ;D

can take or leave dom- he has a certain lack of VERVE

that not a contradiction in terms?

The one that springs to mind that most people would say was infamous would be Gerry Adams. 

Have also met a number of dodgy characters though who would all be considered in their own right as infamous.

Not all infamous
But here's a few I have met over the years..

The Queen -when she opened the Humber bridge
Lady Diana- When she opened a new part of Humberside airport
Elton John- When he was chairman of Watford fc
Wet Wet Wet-flying back to Scotland
Jarvis cocker(pulp) - before a concert
Ron Akinson and the Villa squad-When they stayed at a hotel I worked at.
Gian Luca Vialli and the Chelsea squad- same hotel different time.
The chuckle brothers + guests When I ran Barry's 50th birthday party.
Fred Truman-Sportsmans dinner
Barry Macguigan-sportsmans dinner
John Virgo-sportsmans dinner
Emlyn Hughes-sportsmans dinner
Roger DE Coarse-golf function
Peter Shilton-golf function
Pat cash-Hotel diner

There's a few more but am sure thats enough for now!!

i once tried to fix dame judie dench's car then waited with her for the rac

a few for you
tracy shaw- flew back from belfast with her(ended up sitting next to her on plane) the day she was going to dump darren day, had a real nice chat to her about isla fisher who he was "looking after" while Tracy was away
maria sharapova- shared jacuzzi with her in melbourne in january, totally up her own backside and must be a lesbian (allegedly)
connor xxxxxxx- interpols number 1 at the time who i played golf with almost every day in spain for a month or so without knowing. lovely bloke as it happens lol
4 of the great train robbers- all looked similar to tikay and you couldnt imagine them ever hurting a fly (also in spain at same time)

have avoided all the obvious ones you have played poker with as a lot of people have sat with the same players/celebs at some stage

Lost the point of imfamous again I think.

LOL,

Thought I had better finish my post from yesterday regarding Myra Hindley as I had to leave work.

Both my parents are Prison Officers and have been for some time now so this is where the link starts. I finished my stint in the local football academy and decided I had better get a job to help subsidise my weekend visits to the pub. My parents let me know there was a position going within the Prison that they thought I would be suitable for (Finance/Supplies), and after a panel of 3 people interviewed me(2 I knew, and 1 I knew alot better if ya catch me drift- and no she wasn't old) ended up with the job and can honestly say it was superb. Brilliant people to work with and some of the things I saw still make me laugh now (even if they shouldn't).

My Mum is a hard so and so, and works in the Segregation Unit where all the naughty people go(the ones that play up,serious criminals,or ones that are put in there for their own safety).

I used to work about 5 metres above this Segregation unit but in all honesty never heard a thing. I used to visit my mum for a chat etc sometimes and obviously knew that Myra Hindley was kept there, but honestly never thought about it as I suppose you get used to walking amongst criminals on visits to the landings etc.

I met her by complete accident. I opened the door to the Seg and saw this very very old woman doing her washing outside one of the cells. She said 'Hello' and I said the same, and asked her how were things today etc - normal stuff really. Had a good 10 minute chat with her and have to say my 1st impression was, what the hell is this old lady doing in prison - she looks like my Gran. My mum obviously heard me in the corridor after a bit and came out to see me. She asked if my day was going ok, and did I fancy a cup of tea in the office. At this point she said ''Myra, is everything ok''

FU****** Hell

I have just been thinking this old lady reminded me of my Gran, and then suddenly I am informed I have been talking to the most Infamous Child killer in the world.

Incidentally my Mum was in Hospital with her when she passed away, and was offered £150k by a well known Sunday Newspaper for a picture of her on her death bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also met Tony Martin and the Black Widow within the Prison!!!! now she is scary

Used to live near one of the Lambrianou brothers, the Police kicked our front door in one night by mistake as it was the same colour.

Any more - this is great!

i touched linda Barkers bum

When she played at my university I sneaked into Belinda Carlisle's dressing room and stole one of her biscuits.

Are you familar with the term 'opportunity cost'?

That's "Lost" You Donkey!

Donkey! Moi?



Oh...

She wasn't in the dressing room at the time, sadly.

                                 similar circumstances led to me meeting edgar and ron pearce,tommy adams,charlie kray,frankie fraser jr and the (latter day) "wild bunch"- and very civilised i found them to be. if was commented to me that prison has a very respectful and polite effect on inmates as its genarally understood the least little thing could cause uproar!!

Very similar to blonde then?  ;grr;

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh  the lovely Belinda. i hear she is partial to a hob nob.

                                                   is edgar pearce the mardi gras bomber? the guy who walked around surrounded by mirrors to stop detection by satelitte or something wierd like that? i think he tried to blackmail lord sainsbury and came up with a unique way to be paid off, i think he got sainsburys to issue a promotinal card via a national newspaper and they were all programmed to access an atm account of which pearce had told them what the pin number would be?

Reggie Kray wrote to me when I was working on my local paper in the old days. They only hurt their own, you know  ;)

I was wondering how long it would take you to find this post!

Tip for the clueless - check booder's blonde profile!

If you're having it with a cuppa tea, be careful not to dunk it in too deep.