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a quick moan then congrats, to that young fella  JP KELLY whom woodley and ewan jones and i named  "trigger"after a week watching him play kallooki in walsall........................

the moan......... ON SUNDAY i spent all the evening and most the early hours quietly,,,( well not quietly i find that difficult)  bashing sherman tanks left right and centre, they are real tarts against the  aggressive reraise in the poker stars million......................... HAVING GOT THROUGH 2500 OF OUR COUSINS ACROSS  THE POND, I FELT  THIS IRRITATING ITCH ,,,,,, MY SUBCONCIOUS WAS TELLING ME SOMETHING WAS WRONG. i noticed this irritating itch was caused by a new player arriving at the table,  now i dont know why, but i clicked on his location and to my humour realised the aylesbury monicaa meant it was jp k....

n the nextfive minutes, i wud only say the irritating itch (otherwise now known as THRUSH (IRRITATING TW4T)  DECIDED TO TURN ON THE YANKS AND TOTALLY RUIN MY DOMINATION OF THE TABLE.........he doubled up off one yank, then, next hand a guy went all in for 35k, i pushed for 172k WITH AQ SUITED, to be followed by jp going all in for 137k ...........  his aa stood up  then he took my last 25k .......... before i new it i was railbirding the git...................................



so after all thatgood community work upsetting our cousins across the pond it was one of our own that did me, not that im bitter ,  IT LEAVES ME TO SAY CONGRATS JP IT IS NO MEAN FEAT CRACKING THROUGH THAT FIELD OF BURGER EATING DONKS , JUSTSTAY AWAY FROM ME NEXT TIME LOL.

Burger Eating Donks was the working title of the play that Lincoln was watching before he got assasinated.

it got great reviews though

John Wilkes Booth finished him off with relish.

Now you're telling whoppers.

the words freaks and get a life come to mind.......

You have to lettuce have our fun.

thetank
Rod Paradise
Andrew T
boldie

yup four freaks if ever i saw them............ ;D

As the advert goes - he's got your number!!

darn - by posting on the thread i automatically add myself to the list.

D'OH!

Yeah, don't get cheesed off.

the person who gave you this information - are they a reliable sauce?

quit grilling me.

Sorry I've been away from the thread, so I have to ketchup on what's been posted.

don't have a cow man!

mooooooooving swiftly along before quantum gets the heff huff with us......

.....or our American cousins get the huff with him.

Just let them stew in their own juices...

What's his beef?

sounds to me like the pot calling the cattle black!

Sure it's not just a load of bull?

Guess Veal find out when he posts again.

What a load of yokers, stop bovining.

u put up a thread about poker an all these 2 bit freaks with nothing else todo but  chop sh1te keep ribbing me with very poor food j okes.. well thatreallytakes thebiscuit.


seriously you lot seem to be forum stalkers,  im surprised at noflopshomer  .......................... i presume you want to talk poker but seein as urcant ucan carry on with the humour  im surprised one of you saddos didnt come up with the beefy botham and alan lamb joke ..:)

hmmmm lamb

Good to see you entering into the spirit of things  ;applause;

boldy i wud be careful with the jibes man thatpicture makes you look like a relative  of that notrious serial killer. please take it down my 6 year old son HAS JUSTRUN BEHIND THE SOFA SHOUTING NASTY MAN.

mint sauce anyone?

FFS THIS IS REALLY SAD ,,, IM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS PLACE IS FULL OF FREAKS

Welcome to the internet.

It's something to do while we're waiting for the blinds to go up.

what do you mean relative of that notorious serial killer? They haven't caught my dad yet...and they'll never get him...NEVER I TELL YA!!!

They've finally installed the stairlift at the RNIB home then?

that's right...he can't see ya..but he can stab ya...that's his motto

Wow, my dad used to say the same thing... pure coincidence you think? or there is more to it?

my line was aimed at tank's quote of "waiting for the blinds to go up" - you sneaked your post in between though!! ;)

so monkeys can't type infinitely fast then?

oh..yeah...erm...he's not in the RNIB home!!!

sis?

I cant believe you are still burgering about with this thread

wrong thread!! ;)

JP has taken my title of worlds worst kallooki player........he is sooo bad it is pitiful , although he didnt throw his jokers away (twice) like somebody did...didnt they Nick........ ;)

YES he did boodr he had 4 5 spdes and a joker for 2 rings he finally put the 45 on woodleys 678 then asked if he could put his joker anywhere..........

he could have finished 10 mins earlier.

you in ireland mate , we are fighting between brighton and ireland ...... its either a 5 hour drive or a flight andseeing as wehave been sat in planes for the last 3 months brighton may win.............. ash says brighton zippy says ireland  ill go were the best halal  food joint is...............................

been travelling too ,much lately.............gonna spend a couple of weeks at home.  good luck wherever you decide to go

I watched Johnny 'Texas' Hewston and Ian 'The Fish' Woodley play Kalooki for about 2 hours and I still don't know how to play.

I think that makes me the worst.

Where's my trophy?

I guess you didn't watch fridays and saturdays game! Wiped the floor with the old timers.

why u on this thread u fishh playin aa sigh thought u were better than that.......  well done sunday

you havent seen Kev play!