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Tikay's still got it... despite some people claiming he never had it, the big blonde pulled in a storming 1st place victory at a full Nottingham Gala tonight.

Good to see the blondeites marching on in the regular £50's, as well as the festivals.

Classy in victory, but probably best not to ask him about the AQ.

congrats.

Way to go tikay!

OMG, this is VERY embarrassing.

Thing is, Chesney asked me how I got on, just after the Final finished, &, obviously, I told him I'd won it outright. As you do.

Now, I'd never lie - not intentionally - but that was but quite the truth. Thing is, I musta misheard him. When he said "did you win it?", I kinda thought he said "did you finish third?". (I was not wearing my specs at the time, see).

Now, It's hardly my fault if peeps believe me, now is it? The weird thing is they never do when I R from the button, as I did in the Final tonijght, & that damn Smithers Whiten moved in on me. I coulda sworn I had two black queens, but luckily I looked again, only to find it was actually 7-4 hearts. These things happen......

Oh boy oh boy, I do wish that damn Jammer has not asked me that question now. I feel real bad that he has rushed home & posted that I won the comp. I just did not expect him to believe me. No other bugger does.

I fully expect to be well-flamed on the Forum by the time I awake on Monday morning.....Quite right too.

When you say he's still got it? Do you mean defective memory? :D

3rds not too bad especially at notts, plenty of valoo ;D

tikay, when was the last time you passed on the button?

congratulations on your result! Just think how good you'd be if you could read your hands correctly

Well done Tikay - but third! tut tut.  I thought it was yours after i sat next to you and transferred all my amazing luck of the evening to you!!

7 outdraws with five of them being on the river and also AA in the big blind to watch the whole table fold for the first time that evening.  Oh well shoudnt complain, i havent had a run of bad luck for a while now but decided to hit me all in one go! Just a shame i only managed to be touching your leg for the 5 mins i lasted on your right!! He he what do you mean you didnt notice!!!  ;D

Don't be shy, Tikay.

If you won, shout it from the trees.

Don't be so modest.

 ;)

I can't believe Jammer fell for the old 'pretend you won the comp' gag.

Walked right into that one.  :D

well, well, the ol fella caught at-it good & proper, when will people learn.
ps. tx for the %, xx

Well and truley caught AT-IT

The thing is we are now all non belivers i wonder why.

The old fella played like a diamond with his first hand of the final:

Big Bob under the gun raise ( now i thaught this raise is a i'v a big strong hand here dont mess) with 88

TK on the button decides to move all in with AQ

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Orlando wakes up with AK

Q on the turn sends Orlando home and TK getting lucky.

A nice catch.

So when Chesney askes did you win it the old fella thaught he was talking about the first hand.

Tikay loves his Queens.......surely the whole of Gala Notts/Blue Square/Poker Stars and Blonde knows that

Just proves that there is no substitute for experience.

And we all know Tikay has that in spades.

 :P

Smithers!!
how on earth did you make the final! - embarrrassingly short and hanging on like a d-list celeb at an FHM party!

anyone know the full result out of interest? - you can just do the top 10 .... i know who finished 11th!.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

As you asked Greg i belive Chirpin rights r allowed:

1st ME Smithers Whiten (Nick)
2nd Colin (Tango shirt)
3rd TK (old fella)
4th Little Jimmy
5th Luigi Italiano
6th Guy with glasses (sorry no name was in seat 9 )
7th not sure
8th Big BOB
9th not sure
10th Orlando

TK Will no the other names h'e s good at that

Well done Nick ...nice one .    but you have to tell us how much folding you collected :0

were 7th and 9th brothers?

Well done Nick!

I’m all for confidence and believing you’ll win the whole thing, but after you’ve finished 3rd it seems a tad optimistic.

The bluff to have jammer believe you came first must have been what got you through the comp.

I’m just joking, well done on the 3rd I hope there’s many more wins you don’t have to embellish ;).

Cheers Kev.

I got 2250
when it got to six we did a saver 1250 each and played out for the rest.

I was happy to make the final with 11000 chips lowest stack.

When you say folddage i thaugth that was how many hands did i fold. lol

i am the pass master ( i'm realy good at passing)

Yes i tyhink so tight end

Greek obviousley

"Didnt notice? You jest.......... Made my bloody night, I tell you.  And I'd like to refute earlier suggestions by Red-Dog - I am now pretty sure that Chilli IS a Woman. All of her.

 

It looks like I got off lightly with my "misreasd" of where I finished, thanks guys. I still can't believe that Chesney believed me. Everyone always asks me "how many chips you got? (96,000), where you finish? (won it), then they always follow up with "yeah, now tell the truth"....... But he just accepted it.

Worrying, very worrying......

I have still seen no proof, its all just hearsay and circumstantial evidence

Redog - you must have been extremely drunk when we met, not sure why you guys are trying to prove by constantly bringing up my man or shemanidom (!???!!) but you will never get a nude full frontal photo as proof! yes someone did say it!!

Can I have one in side profile then please?

ok

I'll PM my address, thanks

 ;D

well you never know

Can't believe anyone would even THINK of saying such a disgusting thing, with the possible excepton of Thee from Thine. We all THINK it like, but say it - no way.......

Now, behave Red-Dog. Chilli is one of those young ladies who is SO easy on the eye, that I don't know where NOT to look.......

Chilli - you going down tonight? Your luck MUST be better tonight. Goooo on!

It was you wannit Tikay?  :D

Nah cant go tonight, working till 10.30 boo hoo

Pah!

well done smithers!
talking about hanging on!

Smithers was V ERY lucky.

First, he picks up AK suited in the SB just safter I've misread my hand & moved with 7-4. How lucky was THAT?

Then he pulls THE master moody of the night.

Three of us left, it's all Raise & Pass stuff. Then, on the button, Smithers limps. "We've not seen a flop for ages, lets play some real poker" says the portly Smithers, & poor Colin walks into the very transparent trap, losing a whopping stack to Smithers pocket Aces.....

Tony, do you have to make it so easy for me?

Hmm, that's interesting. Thought you had Chilli down as a bloke.......

Correct, so now what did you think I had you down as?

I've gone too far, I plead insanity

ROFLMAO

err .... tut tut, how could you say such things!?

Guilty as charged.

what - n ocards?!?!?

 No cards - Red's exempt. By way of insanity.

And anyway, Chilli started the trouble..........

I'll be there (Notts) tonight to resume battle.
any blondeites coming?

Whats on tonight?

£30er

Rebuy/Freeze out/Clock/Starting/chips/Start time/Wind speed/Blood group?

 Yes. To all questions. Come on Red, come up & see us. i'll buy you a drink, too. Can't promise food though, you know how it is at Gala.......

lol. well done anyway m8.

It seems nick should have received the allotted kudos - Well done smithers!

Ok, what time do I need to get there?

Whahoo!

Last registration is at 9pm. Suggest 8.45, mine's a coke with ice & lemon.

He means "tea one sugar" misread his drink now :D

thomas red dawg, answers to your Q's.
£30 rebuy, (unlimited plus add on)
1000 starting chips
25-50 starting antes
90 minute rebuys (antes up after 45 mins)
20 minute clock thereafter.

sandwiches available by written request and deposit payable

blood group: rhesus fence sitter

come join the party

Still life in the old dog yet.. well Done Mr K