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Is it just me or does anyone else think this forum needs a new paint job?
Too many shades of grey. How about a splash of colour?

In the abscence of a new paint job, how about a duck song?

quack....quack....quack....quack....quack-a-quack-a quack
quack-a-quack-a quack............quack-a-quack-a quack
quack....quack....quack....quack....quack-a-quack-a quack
quack-a-quack-a-quack-a-quack-a..........quack..........quack

chorus

Oh ducky ducky ducky,
oh ducky ducky ducky,
oh ducky ducky ducky
wack-a-quack-a-wack-a-quack-a moo moo moo

wack....wack....wack....wack....wack-a-wack-a wack
wack-a-wack-a wack............wack-a-wack-a wack
wack....wack....wack....wack....wack-a-wack-a wack
wack-a-wack-a-wack-a-wack-a..........wack..........wack

chorus

Then, if anyone is still in the room, you go back to the start and do it faster!


My point, colour is not always a good thinig.

Dear reader ... please note that it is the end of the month, Tanks medication has unfortunately run out.

Neither is singing duck songs.

Glad you agree

Quackers....

Water off a duck's back..

I always thought you could change the colours

So why would a splash of colour be a bad thing, then?
Grey is dull.

I thought we went over this already.....

wack....wack....wack....wack....wack-a-wack-a wack
wack-a-wack-a wack............wack-a-wack-a wack
wack....wack....wack....wack....wack-a-wack-a wack
wack-a-wack-a-wack-a-wack-a..........wack..........wack

That's lot of ducks, how are they with typewriters?

intelligent response.

I know, I expect better from happybhouy.

Daffy reply from Tank, Eider hard time reading it.

This thread is going down the swanny..

At the moment, I'm pond-ering a way to bring it back to the serious debate on colour that rover intended.

Re colour scheme, there's a new one on order, but it's late so we're suffering a greylag. Till we get it we're goosed.

I thought it was because you hadn't payed the bill.

The people who run the place should avocet to choose from...

I know someone who can orange that...

If you are just going to snipe, I'll blame the Beagle's forgetfulness, that curlewses everything.

Make with a duck pun already Heid, you know you want to.

She's too nice to make one about the old Coot.

Poppet's storking the thread now as well

Who let heron?

I don't know, but water fowl mood she was in earlier

You guys are good at this, I was about to come out with some kak about ruffling feathers, but you've gone the extra mile.

EDIT - You're not missing anything, there's no pun in this post.

I was running out of puns anyway, Kinshobi made me giggle with the water fowl gag :D

I was trying to work moorhen into a sentence - but it needed a Scottish accent to go with it...

Nah, nah, finish on a high.

Water fowl was a two worder and in context. It even made an overweight weegie giggle.

As puns go, you can't top that.

Is it not up the swanny?

Oh and yer acting likes a bunch of tits again - (blue or great - it's entirely up to you!)

 ;tracet; :redcard: Pedanty not allowed in a pun run. You're not going to be robin us of our simple fun, Tank was raven about the pun quality, and i was rathe wren joying it as well.

Widening the pun-osphere to include all ornitholigal creatures?

Count me out, Rod is fas pteranodon think I'll be able to keep up.

 ;applause;

The old ones are the best...I think Tikay used to have one as a pet.

But then they outlawed them, and it became ill eagle.

 ;applause; ;topman;

And we swiftly move on to dinosaurs.
I can't play too much this afternoon I've too much work raptor ead.
If we were staying on birds I'd explain that toucans of lager at lunch has slowed my thinking down a bit.

Lots of people won't be able to join in as they'll be on their way to Newcastle for the APAT event.  Just hope the chairs are comfy, so no one suffers from Apatosaurus...

 ;tk;

Good luck to all those that have made the long Trex to newcastle this weekend.

If you're unhappy with the current shades of grey you could always reset your default settings back to "blonde" which was mainly dark grey and yellow..............