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Title: Christmas trees and onions Post by: booder on December 07, 2006, 05:42:00 PM A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers,"Well, son, there's 3 kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through 3 phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is a birch, flexible but Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." Title: Re: Christmas trees and onions Post by: ericstoner on December 07, 2006, 05:57:51 PM Nice one :)up
Title: Re: Christmas trees and onions Post by: The Dundonian on December 07, 2006, 06:24:54 PM ok I'lll settle for reliable...lol! very funny!
Title: Re: Christmas trees and onions Post by: NEVES on December 07, 2006, 08:33:42 PM :)up highly amusing my friend
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