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LOL brilliant!

 ;iagree; & http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i13bd4LFObs

Where is nemesis I haven't seen him for a while ?

a fantastic night gets even better lol!

He's probably busy preparing the revolution from within.  ;ifm;

 ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;

come back nemesis......lol

I should probably get all moddly serious, but rotflmfao ;m3boy; :blonde: No respect, that's what I like about the place.

Nemesis can divide by zero.

Nemesis once at three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Nemesis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Nemesis has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Nemesis CAN believe it's not butter.

Nemesis aint afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him...

Nemesis smells of pee

Top bloke,  everyone like Nemesis.  Last time I heard from him he was sailing single handed round the world in a home made yacht.  He began his challenge on the 4th of December and has said that he hopes to be done by around the 15th of December, unfortunately for him he ran into some trouble this week after damaging a sail while saving a stranded US aircraft carrier. Not to worry, he is back under way now and even managed to stop off in California for two days where he received a medal for his courage while saving the 2355 crew of the aircraft carrier from certain doom. Arnold Swartzeneger spoke at length with Jason about various topics including politics, movies and he also invited him to a large banquet laid out in his honour.

After Nem completes his latest challenge, he mentioned briefly that he hopes to introduce a new fuel that he has been working on which will replace the more traditional methods such as fossil fuels and petrol. This was suppose to be a secret as he doesn't want to take credit for this achievement. He has expressed a wish to donate the profits to thirty two of the Worlds most impoverished Countries which will effectively stamp out famine and disease. This coupled with a recently discovered medicine he accidentally invented one evening while juggling various tasks such as offering strategic advice to Martin Jol on the telephone, calculating the rate and speed of Global Warming and preparing a Lamb steak with damson sauce meal for a strangers dinner party. I asked for more details on the medicine, but he was unable to talk at length due to a pre-arranged appointment he had that morning with Tony Blair to discuss foreign policy.

I heard a rumor he has signed up as official adviser to the NASA space program and he will take up his position after his planned trip to build three schools and a new orphanage in Tibet early next year.

and fish

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nemesis.
Nemesis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures  Nemesis has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with  Nemesis.
Nemesis does not sleep. He waits.
Nemesis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Nemesis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Nemesis counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Nemesis’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Nemesis does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Nemesis is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Nemesis’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Nemesis was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Nemesis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Nemesis doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Nemesis gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Nemesis can slam a revolving door.
Nemesis does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Nemisistatorship.
If Nemisis ever had a problem with Chuck Norris poor ole Chuck would still be unable to sit down even now.

 rotflmfao

welcome back to the madhouse

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ayyyyyyyaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Good to see your still about mate.

Nemesis, if you come back permanently, I'll let you pick a new smilie and name it after yourself.

If that doesn't tempt you back, nothing will.

 ;danafish;

Right, now I have to spit the dummy ------ I wasn't offered that!!

 ;hide; rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

You've already got one...

If I go away and pretend i'm not coming back, can I have 1?

;gogogoch;

How long will you go away for?

2 days


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ALready got one??? Have I?!?

Flushie for moderator.

ifm for president.

Nemesis for god!!!

:goodpost: ;iagree; ;boltpp;

 ;m3boy;

Regards...

;chieften;

Smiley for Dewi

Tank got it wrong , this ones yours babe  ;smackedbottom;

Charmaine ;ashamed;

Dewi , as if i would smack you bum !! ;angel;...... but if you've been a very naughty boy ...........

you would need a spade lol

And that's only to clean it first.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao but :redcard:

I think he has been waiting for Spurs to score 5 goals before he posts again.
 :)up

PS welcome to onlinebest pharmasy2, I assume we already have a bestonlinepharmasy1?

He's been banned

No offence to our new member, but the actual best online pharmacy is probably spelled correctly.

That looks like a VERY sore arse in that smiley,,,,,,, oh i am soooooooooooooooooo tempted!!  ;goodvevil;

This is my  mine  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X ;angel;

Ah, all is well with the world - Nem is back!

To he, it has to be said, must go the "I quit smoking thanks to his kindness" award. He sent me, right out of the blue, the Allen Carr Book. A lovely gesture, & it enabled me to have a smoking sabbatical.

I'm not biting.

2 weeks to go.......