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Title: Marks & Spencers
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2006, 02:09:20 PM
I tried to buy some of that gravy that pours in slow motion and they didn't have any!


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: ifm on December 15, 2006, 02:11:40 PM
Just add plenty of cornflour :D


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: Graham C on December 15, 2006, 02:11:47 PM
cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   hmmmm those are to die for.  Them and the profiteroles

mmmmm


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2006, 02:14:50 PM
cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   

mmmmm

Not the ones where the chocolate runs out in slow motion when you cut them they didn't.


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: Woodsey on December 15, 2006, 02:18:02 PM
cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   

mmmmm

Not the ones where the chocolate runs out in slow motion when you cut them they didn't.

My wife works at the factory where they make those, freebies mmmm......

No wonder I'm fat


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: Graham C on December 15, 2006, 02:19:25 PM
cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   

mmmmm

Not the ones where the chocolate runs out in slow motion when you cut them they didn't.

My wife works at the factory where they make those, freebies mmmm......

No wonder I'm fat
cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   

mmmmm

Not the ones where the chocolate runs out in slow motion when you cut them they didn't.

My wife works at the factory where they make those, freebies mmmm......

No wonder I'm fat


lucky lucky man :D

cheapskates

did they have any chocolate muffins?   

mmmmm

Not the ones where the chocolate runs out in slow motion when you cut them they didn't.

it wasn't just a clothes one was it?  This is very poor, I'd have words with management


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2006, 02:24:53 PM
They didn't have any of those vegetables that bounce in slow motion when you drop them on the plate either.


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: Wardonkey on December 15, 2006, 02:30:34 PM
They didn't have any of those vegetables that bounce in slow motion when you drop them on the plate either.

You're not dropping them slow enough....


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: tantrum on December 15, 2006, 03:06:59 PM
My vegetables bounce in slow motion but the voice over seems not to be there :dontask:

I think it is time to fill the formal complain...


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: tikay on December 15, 2006, 03:10:44 PM

Marks & Spencers sell food?

Since when?


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: Dewi_cool on December 15, 2006, 04:58:59 PM
I think they open at 9am Tikay


Title: Re: Marks & Spencers
Post by: TightPaulFolds on December 15, 2006, 06:41:22 PM
You just buy the normal gravy, but while you're pouring it put on a sultry voice and say 'this isn't normal gravy, this is burnt, lumpy gravy.'