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Title: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 02:44:53 AM
Ahhh ha ha ha ha! With the aid of my big brother, who has degrees in these things, I have just now partitioned off a chunk of my Mac Book's hard drive to run on Windows, thus enabling me to lose $5 sit n gos on Pokerstars without dirtying my delicate Mac-loving hands on a filthy PC! It's like Christmas or something! Ooh, I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 19, 2006, 03:00:34 AM
Where's my dinner?!  ;grr;


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Ironside on December 19, 2006, 03:04:15 AM
you tell her


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 03:05:55 AM
The Mac can make dinner for you! It can do everything.  EVERYTHING. Actually, Snoops, you're sort of redundant now... ;danafish;


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: NoflopsHomer on December 19, 2006, 03:08:14 AM
Where's my dinner?!  ;grr;

She's got a big mac, so you can have that.  ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: bhoywonder on December 19, 2006, 03:14:12 AM
Where's my dinner?!  ;grr;

at this time of night????


maybe the dinner is in the dog


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 03:22:41 AM
Where's my dinner?!  ;grr;

at this time of night????


maybe the dinner is in the dog

Oh, the shame! In a sad betrayal of my inner feminist, I cooked dinner earlier for my man. I mean for my beagle. But the Mac could do it if it wanted to.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: RED-DOG on December 19, 2006, 03:28:35 AM
How do you make your Mac go faster?
Drop it from a higher window.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 03:36:42 AM
 >:( You're just jealous. My Mac and I don't care. We're above that sort of thing.   ;kneelsucker;


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: NoflopsHomer on December 19, 2006, 03:38:49 AM
>:( You're just jealous. My Mac and I don't care. We're above that sort of thing.   ;kneelsucker;

Does it swagger into your room saying, "Who is the MacDaddy?"


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Ironside on December 19, 2006, 03:42:03 AM
i got a mac once but i prefered my leather jacket


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: RED-DOG on December 19, 2006, 03:44:06 AM
Why do some people buy Macs?
The boxes PCs come in are too hard for them to open.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: ifm on December 19, 2006, 09:40:56 AM
Ahhh ha ha ha ha! With the aid of my big brother, who has degrees in these things, I have just now partitioned off a chunk of my Mac Book's hard drive to run on Windows, thus enabling me to lose $5 sit n gos on Pokerstars without dirtying my delicate Mac-loving hands on a filthy PC! It's like Christmas or something! Ooh, I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone.

Or you could have just run a PC emulator.......................


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 01:10:38 PM
Not the same. My Mac is Special. And it's really creepy having the Windows background on the Mac. Like I've fallen into the Twilight Zone. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo... :o


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: TheWhisper on December 19, 2006, 03:09:46 PM
Now you have let Mr Gates into your life there will be no going back


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: tikay on December 19, 2006, 03:21:45 PM
Ahhh ha ha ha ha! With the aid of my big brother, who has degrees in these things, I have just now partitioned off a chunk of my Mac Book's hard drive to run on Windows, thus enabling me to lose $5 sit n gos on Pokerstars without dirtying my delicate Mac-loving hands on a filthy PC! It's like Christmas or something! Ooh, I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone.

Or you could have just run a PC emulator.......................

Yes, that's what I usually do.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: tantrum on December 19, 2006, 04:25:05 PM
Macs are works of art...

danafish have  you got the new one with the intel processor?


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 19, 2006, 04:36:12 PM
Macs are works of art...

danafish have  you got the new one with the intel processor?

Yes, and it's all beautiful and shiny white, and it comes with a camera to play with, and an internal microphone and Garageband so I can make bad choral arrangements of banjo songs at home on my own. I think I'm in love. I might try to get my brother to work out that good hack that makes it switch between operating systems when you whack the side of the screen. Although that might prove annoying when I drop it on the floor. I drop it on the floor quite a lot. More than they recommend in the manual.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: tantrum on December 19, 2006, 06:10:53 PM
I understand, it is very easy to fall in love with such a beauty...


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Tractor on December 20, 2006, 07:17:42 PM
I got one of these for my daughter...
LOL...They havnt even got a right click button ;)



















I have to admitt they are quite cool


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: b4matt on December 20, 2006, 07:37:47 PM
Tk got arrested for 'wearing' a mac in the park...


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Canuck on December 20, 2006, 10:46:45 PM
Just bought a mac last week

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I havent put windows on yet though. waiting for windows vista...then me pokerstars and my mac...good times ahead


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Heid on December 20, 2006, 11:56:13 PM
I got a MacBook at the weekend....to compliment my 20 inch iMac at work, and I have to say it's lovely.

Camino is a dream to use, as is firefox, I have a multitude of desktops and screensavers randomly changing all day to keep my eyeballs happy.

I was once scared of the Mac, but now .. I embrace it.

Add that to my brand new N73 phone with my Slingbox, and I am a happy camper indeed.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Ironside on December 21, 2006, 12:43:13 AM
, and I am a happy camper indeed.

i suggest getting a heavy duty sleeping bag as its not the weather for camping


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: danafish on December 21, 2006, 07:00:12 AM
Actually, what with our central heating not quite being up to the challenge of making the flat warm in the dead of winter, I've been using my Mac as a kind of lap heater. I suspect it would work well inside a sleeping bag too.


Title: Re: Miracle Mac!
Post by: Royal Flush on December 21, 2006, 07:04:12 AM
Can it make a bacon sandwich though? And if so how fast can it/you get to Portsmouth?