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round 1


the tank versus Royal Flush


when you answer and tell us why, give us a match up for round 2...

the tank would beat Flushy easily....Fish can't hit back ;)

come on boldie, who's next???

A Tank vs a Fish - hmmmmm.

Isn't the Tank half bot half human - similar to the Terminator.

Tank would win - sorry Flushy but you have no chance aganst a PushBot


Match up 2

TraceT vs Ginger ;ifm;

ok i take tracet and ginger to beat ifm and kev

TraceT I think, she'd want it more.

Also, she's a Northern lass. In a no knives fist fight she would probably come out on top of yer average South-sider.


Round 3

Rookie itb vs Andrew T

Rookie, if he looked like losing he'd ask his dad to help and Andrew would be too busy consulting the Queensbury rules


Round 4

Kev vs IFM

'If he puts his weight behind it Kev.


Red-Dog or Tighty

Kev no problem IFM would be too distracted by making sure his girlfriend was getting back to school work on time.   ;topofclass;

Round 5 Boldie V Booder.

hmm not often I would bet against a guy from GReenock in a fight, but I go for Bood.

If he was from the Port it would be a different story...

Booder

People with tatoos are dead tuff when it comes down to it, everyone knows that.

If they both use their bums as weapons like in that photo though, it could go either way.

Red obv

Sark v Adam M?

obv? lol


AdamM, especially if he was the shortstack or unless Sark had been angered by a particularly cantakerous catus


ariston or Sofa King?

Red is an ex boxer, I don't know what fight training you have had, maybe you're a ninja?

sofa for same reason

simon Nowab v The Camel?

That one would be fun to watch.

I think Camel would take it, Chubbs too involved with the verbal side of things, he might let his guard slip.




Red Dog vs a Ninja

Can we do winner stays on like in pool?

Red Dog....the ninja doesn't stand a chance when Red-Dog baffles him with tales about how the women in his family take the mick out of him.

what, are you kidding me? Red doesn't stand a chance against them two....


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snoops v jen?

hmmmm interesting...snoop can run really fast on his pink shoes..but then again...he has pink shoes.so I 'd have to go with Jen.

Jen V Noflops.

NoFlops, Jen would fall asleep.



Miss Hoolie versus Lazaroonie

Miss Hoolie :)

The Baron vs Ruthless

Ruthless would kick Barons arse whilst he was preening himself in the mirror.


Poppet  vs  Mikky t


 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

Poppet won by default as Mikky was incarcirated couldn't make it ;) ;)

BB2 winner AKQJ10 v BB3 winner Snati

Snati being such a nice guy, he doesn't immediately move in for the kill.

TenJack , in the meantime, drops a ming vase, and uses a shard to go for the neck.




cambo vs rambo

Cambo...Rambo might be tough but he's not Scottisch.


Glasgow bandit or Boba Fett

Fett....Bandit may be Scottish.


Dina or Chili? (while covered in baby oil)

how much? lets start a collection.

who cares...............enjoy

Thanks Red ...... Just brightened up a dreary dull day.


As to the winner ... who cares as long as its a very very evenly fought LONG contest :D

i have a funny feeling that i may not sleep well tonight             ::)

ty ty ty ty ty
any chance of pay per view on that bout please?

jen, knockout in the first round

If we pop in the words 'for charity', we could pressure them into it.

It's not the winning that matters, it's the taking part.

would all "donations" also go to charity?...



I'll get my coat.

tight-end verses a lady-boy with no arms no legs and no body,,,

im starting to go off you again lol

Rod or MadYank?

It'd be a close one, they are both big lads.

Assuming the 3-57 was left at home, I think the edge may have to go to Rod. You see they'd be mid-grapple, in a sort of stalemate dual headlock situation. Now MadYank doesn't have the option of going for the hair, as Rod is bald as a coot. Whereas Rod has the moustache and the top of the head to work with, he could even grab ahold of a bushy eyebrow if it came to it.

One things for sure, it would be more interesting to watch than their "I think you'll find it is you who are the bumhole" drivel going on at the moment.

Message for :

RED-DOG, ACE2M, booder, Cloch Kev, booder again, arisTon, snoopy, AndrewT & Boldie!!

 :redcard: :redcard: :redcard:  DREAM ON

Oh I do, I do.

PS- I bet Oscar wouldn't have given me such a hard time.

They have been doing for weeks, thats usually whats making matters worse!! (and the last post with picture probably wont help :D)

Using jungle reverse psychology the solution would be to heed to their wishes then having viewed the occasion would more than likely let the matter drop and move on to something else..........

Trust me ;)

Matt - nice work fella ;tightend; ;applause;



Tank & Byron ;nanana; - anyway, I'm a lover not a fighter ;angel;

Red, Oscar would have all you lads in a vat of oil together.

Matt - Thank you muchly for your kind words of advice regarding basically, give the chaps what they want!  I did actually consider this option myself but on remembering my allergy to baby oil, I feared it would be too unsitely to proceed!

I would be prepared to improvise, how are you fixed for Mazola?


EDIT:  No Jam or honey, it clogs up my tash.

Indeed, compile a list of jelly flavours your body gets on with and we'll do our best.

Or even a list of jelly flavours your body gets off with..

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