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Title: POOR GAL......
Post by: booder on December 22, 2006, 04:48:40 PM
This is SO sad!  I cannot imagine how embarrassing!
 You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps.
The photographer raises his camera.

Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.
You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky.

Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....


AND YOU THINK THE DOVES ARE GOING TO POOP, DON'T YOU ..
























































Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: ACE2M on December 22, 2006, 04:50:05 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Rooky9 on December 22, 2006, 04:50:34 PM
LOL.. not sure how long that will be there thou!


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Royal Flush on December 22, 2006, 04:52:11 PM
lol brilliant, although watch out the police will get ya.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: booder on December 22, 2006, 04:53:33 PM
lol brilliant, although watch out the police will get ya.

Rod the mod wont notice


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: suzanne on December 22, 2006, 04:54:49 PM
Awwwww poor woman  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Royal Flush on December 22, 2006, 04:55:49 PM
Yay a woman laughed at it, so when the debate arises a certain marxist can't accuse of us of being sexist.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Foggy on December 22, 2006, 04:56:35 PM
It's not Brandi is it?


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 22, 2006, 05:11:48 PM
PMFSL ..... thats a classic.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: NoflopsHomer on December 22, 2006, 05:34:59 PM
Yay a woman laughed at it, so when the debate arises a certain marxist can't accuse of us of being sexist.

Groucho?
(http://www.nndb.com/people/855/000031762/groucho2-sm.jpg)

"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse..."


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 22, 2006, 05:45:21 PM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.


But i shall study it some more and then knock next door and ask the girl that lives there to get her top off and thrust her arms into the air .... just so i can see if they go that shape on her as well.

I shall report my results later on :)


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: londonpokergirl on December 22, 2006, 06:43:42 PM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.



lol they are deformed you're right Kev


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: booder on December 22, 2006, 07:20:47 PM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.


But i shall study it some more and then knock next door and ask the girl that lives there to get her top off and thrust her arms into the air .... just so i can see if they go that shape on her as well.

I shall report my results later on :)


i got my mum to do it.........they are not deformed (although she is 73)


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Jim-D on December 22, 2006, 07:22:00 PM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.


But i shall study it some more and then knock next door and ask the girl that lives there to get her top off and thrust her arms into the air .... just so i can see if they go that shape on her as well.

I shall report my results later on :)


i got my mum to do it.........they are not deformed (although she is 73)

 :redcard:


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: lynx5.0 on December 22, 2006, 07:27:35 PM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.


But i shall study it some more and then knock next door and ask the girl that lives there to get her top off and thrust her arms into the air .... just so i can see if they go that shape on her as well.

I shall report my results later on :)


i got my mum to do it.........they are not deformed (although she is 73)



 ;popcorn;


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2006, 04:17:40 AM
Yay a woman laughed at it, so when the debate arises a certain marxist can't accuse of us of being sexist.

 ;popcorn;

needs more salt


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: suzanne on December 23, 2006, 05:45:01 AM
Bump this all you like....it was a funny pic and every womans nightmare but face it.

Woman do not bite as easily as men  ;popcorn;

Back to the drawingboards guys.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2006, 09:27:48 AM
nah they're not deformed - just caught mid-swing in the momentum.

What happened to her bra though?


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: charmaine on December 23, 2006, 10:56:35 AM
Wonder if she went the whole hog and had the wedding videod   ;gobsmacked;


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: wader leg on December 23, 2006, 11:12:32 AM
That dove looks a bit deformed though, are you sure it's not the bouquet they are throwing?


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 23, 2006, 11:17:00 AM
I have been studying the picture ( purely to see if its suitable for the forum you understand) and i'm sure her norks are a bit deformed.


But i shall study it some more and then knock next door and ask the girl that lives there to get her top off and thrust her arms into the air .... just so i can see if they go that shape on her as well.

I shall report my results later on :)



Results are now in ...

1 Black eye & a restraining order!!  :D :D


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: M3boy on December 23, 2006, 11:56:00 AM
Kev, I thought about asking Charmaine to do the same pose as a comparrison, but then realised that hers look the same ALL the time! lol


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: dik9 on December 23, 2006, 11:59:14 AM
Kev, I thought about asking Charmaine to do the same pose as a comparrison, but then realised that hers look the same ALL the time! lol

Cue --- 1 Black eye and a restraining order rotflmfao


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2006, 12:37:41 PM
Are we sure it's not just the style of her dress?


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: charmaine on December 23, 2006, 03:51:06 PM
Kev, I thought about asking Charmaine to do the same pose as a comparrison, but then realised that hers look the same ALL the time! lol
Huh !!! i dont hear you complaining  ;grr;


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: M3boy on December 23, 2006, 05:40:01 PM
Far from it ;)


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: DAN DAN on December 23, 2006, 05:45:53 PM
They are by far the weirdest boobs I have EVER seen, and yes it is the bouquet they are throwing.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2006, 05:47:30 PM
They are by far the weirdest boobs I have EVER seen

I agree, and I'm a boob connoisseur. (http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/images/smilies/boobs.gif)


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: danafish on December 23, 2006, 06:10:50 PM
I think they've just been sort of flung forwards as she throws the dove into the air rather than actually deformed.

Although actually one of her nipples looks much higher than the other. She probably has a third one somewhere as well. Let's burn her just in case...


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: booder on December 23, 2006, 06:24:47 PM
I think they've just been sort of flung forwards as she throws the dove into the air rather than actually deformed.

Although actually one of her nipples looks much higher than the other. She probably has a third one somewhere as well. Let's burn her just in case...


 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: M3boy on December 23, 2006, 06:44:14 PM
I think they've just been sort of flung forwards as she throws the dove into the air rather than actually deformed.

Although actually one of her nipples looks much higher than the other. She probably has a third one somewhere as well. Let's burn her just in case...

 ;hide; ;hide; ;hide;


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: NEVES on December 24, 2006, 12:23:20 AM
 ;D i always wondered what became of my ex.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: tikay on December 24, 2006, 04:39:38 PM
They are by far the weirdest boobs I have EVER seen, and yes it is the bouquet they are throwing.

I'm struggling to remember what normal boobs look like. Any boobs, come to think of them. I mean, it.


Title: Re: POOR GAL......
Post by: M3boy on December 24, 2006, 04:42:38 PM
LOL TK

Just you stick to the mince pies ;)

You are getting on a bit you know  ;tk;