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Title: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 12:49:45 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting.
Unless you're like me and waiting for the bloody kids to calm down and go to sleep so you can get the presents out. ;bat; Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 12:52:34 AM For 26 years i've been determined to catch the bugger but he has always eluded me, gonna get him this year!!!
Title: Re: Santa Post by: Dingdell on December 25, 2006, 12:53:43 AM Isn't there a web site this year you can track him on?
Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 12:55:16 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. Unless you're like me and waiting for the bloody kids to calm down and go to sleep so you can get the presents out. ;bat; How many Kids, ages & names, please? Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 12:55:42 AM Isn't there a web site this year you can track him on? http://www.noradsanta.org Been there half the night with my 9 year old. Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 12:57:11 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. Unless you're like me and waiting for the bloody kids to calm down and go to sleep so you can get the presents out. ;bat; How many Kids, ages & names, please? 2. Amber 13, 14 in Jan thinks she's 22 though!!!!! and Marcus 9 Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 12:59:48 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. As I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I'll wish I'd eaten Santa's cake. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:00:58 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. As I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I'll wish I'd eaten Santa's cake. Im bored of waiting so im half way thru his cake now.. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Dingdell on December 25, 2006, 01:01:13 AM Isn't there a web site this year you can track him on? http://www.noradsanta.org Been there half the night with my 9 year old. How technology has changed everything, my Dad used to take me near to Luton airport and point out the lights in the sky telling me it was Father Christmas' sleigh. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Poppet7 on December 25, 2006, 01:01:44 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. As I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I'll wish I'd eaten Santa's cake. Im bored of waiting so im half way thru his cake now.. Uh-oh... you're going to be on the naughty list! Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:02:33 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. As I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I'll wish I'd eaten Santa's cake. Im bored of waiting so im half way thru his cake now.. Uh-oh... you're going to be on the naughty list! A little too late for that i think. Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:04:20 AM Why are you lot still here, Santa's on his way, you should be tucked up in bed waiting. Unless you're like me and waiting for the bloody kids to calm down and go to sleep so you can get the presents out. ;bat; How many Kids, ages & names, please? 2. Amber 13, 14 in Jan thinks she's 22 though!!!!! and Marcus 9 HOW old? My, you have worn well. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:05:25 AM Tikay you tart!!!
Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:06:40 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 01:08:01 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up
Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:09:00 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Title: Re: Santa Post by: Poppet7 on December 25, 2006, 01:10:08 AM Jim you're a tart too! xxxx
Title: Re: Santa Post by: turny on December 25, 2006, 01:10:32 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:11:10 AM Jim you're a tart too! xxxx What on earth do you mean?? :kiss: Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:11:16 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:12:12 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao This has nothing to do with you. Bugger off. PS - Oh, & Merry Christmas. xx Title: Re: Santa Post by: Poppet7 on December 25, 2006, 01:12:58 AM Jim you're a tart too! xxxx What on earth do you mean?? :kiss: You know what I'm talking about :-* Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:13:05 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? Sorry cant help, never had to use a plan B.... ;) Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:15:00 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? You need a personal trainer, I could coach you. Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:15:18 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? Sorry cant help, never had to use a plan B.... ;) Only 'cos you start at Plan J. If I were a bit younger..... Title: Re: Santa Post by: turny on December 25, 2006, 01:16:31 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao This has nothing to do with you. Bugger off. PS - Oh, & Merry Christmas. xx merry christmas to you as well tony, hope santa brings you all you wish for x Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:17:34 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? You need a personal trainer, I could coach you. Yeah, right, I've seen the Red Chat-Up-O-Meter at work. "How ya fixed for a quckie Darling?" won't work these days. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:18:33 AM Tikay you tart!!! Hush now Jim, I'm trying to sneak up on the blind side. Think its a little late for that mate Yeah, it does kinda look like I've been rumbled. What you reckon Plan B should be? You need a personal trainer, I could coach you. Yeah, right, I've seen the Red Chat-Up-O-Meter at work. "How ya fixed for a quckie Darling?" won't work these days. You'd be suprised Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:18:45 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao This has nothing to do with you. Bugger off. PS - Oh, & Merry Christmas. xx merry christmas to you as well tony, hope santa brings you all you wish for x I don't actually wish for much, in truth. Does he do humpy-pumpy? Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:20:16 AM Yeah, right, I've seen the Red Chat-Up-O-Meter at work. "How ya fixed for a quckie Darling?" won't work these days. You'd be suprised [/quote] Wouldn't it have been great if DAN DAN had said that. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Colchester Kev on December 25, 2006, 01:20:43 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao This has nothing to do with you. Bugger off. PS - Oh, & Merry Christmas. xx merry christmas to you as well tony, hope santa brings you all you wish for x I don't actually wish for much, in truth. Does he do humpy-pumpy? Yes but he charges extra ;) Title: Re: Santa Post by: Poppet7 on December 25, 2006, 01:21:31 AM All the compliments in the world won't stop me whupping your ass if I meet you at the table Tikay. ;smackedbottom; rotflmfao :)up not particularly difficult as it will probably be a blonde bash and as everyone knows tikays record at blonde bashes are rubbish! rotflmfao This has nothing to do with you. Bugger off. PS - Oh, & Merry Christmas. xx merry christmas to you as well tony, hope santa brings you all you wish for x I don't actually wish for much, in truth. Does he do humpy-pumpy? You and Santa? :o Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:21:34 AM Yeah, right, I've seen the Red Chat-Up-O-Meter at work. "How ya fixed for a quckie Darling?" won't work these days. You'd be suprised Wouldn't it have been great if DAN DAN had said that. [/quote] ! Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 01:24:12 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Santa Post by: Colchester Kev on December 25, 2006, 01:25:35 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloody trains in a minute !! Title: Re: Santa Post by: Poppet7 on December 25, 2006, 01:26:20 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloddy trains in a minute !! humpy pumpy and trains are linked somehow in tikays mind! Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:26:59 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! Shall I take that as a "yes"? Title: Re: Santa Post by: Colchester Kev on December 25, 2006, 01:27:35 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloddy trains in a minute !! humpy pumpy and trains are linked somehow in tikays mind! I know, he gets well excited when his train goes into a tunnel !!!! Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:28:10 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloody trains in a minute !! The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:28:50 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! Shall I take that as a "yes"? It's as close as you're going to get. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Jim-D on December 25, 2006, 01:29:25 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloody trains in a minute !! The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Britney spears?? Title: Re: Santa Post by: turny on December 25, 2006, 01:29:37 AM and at his age his train must break down an awful lot!
Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:30:13 AM This thread is about Santa, not whether Tikay is getting any!!!!!!!! welcome to the blonde thread diversions .... he will be on about bloody trains in a minute !! The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Santa? Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 01:32:07 AM and at his age his train must break down an awful lot! Bet it's a steamer. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Colchester Kev on December 25, 2006, 01:32:40 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:34:16 AM and at his age his train must break down an awful lot! Bet it's a steamer. You have been fantasing about me, havent you? Go on, admit it. You are not alone, you know, there's no shame in admitting it. Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:36:33 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 01:37:19 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:38:20 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! The audience from X Factor? Title: Re: Santa Post by: CelticGeezeer on December 25, 2006, 01:39:30 AM Msg from PS
Administrator: Santa Claus has been spotted on PokerStars, and he's giving away money! Be nice tonight. The jolly old elf may just show up at your table. Title: Re: Santa Post by: RED-DOG on December 25, 2006, 01:40:37 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! I think there are leaves on your line Tony, you're going nowhere! Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 01:46:27 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! Lads - looks like I've pulled. Can't remember what I do next though. Title: Re: Santa Post by: Royal Flush on December 25, 2006, 01:55:19 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! Lads - looks like I've pulled. Can't remember what I do next though. Get a copy of todays paper and take a picture (you will need visual proof) Title: Re: Santa Post by: DAN DAN on December 25, 2006, 01:58:51 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! Lads - looks like I've pulled. Can't remember what I do next though. Merry Christmas Tony. x Title: Re: Santa Post by: tikay on December 25, 2006, 02:01:38 AM The perfect opportunity to mention that at Waterloo Station on Tuesday, guess what I saw......? Napoleon ?? ABBA ?? FFS Kev. it was a sensible question, for grown ups. OK, I'll give you a clue. Whooooo - whoooooo! A train? And NO! Lads - looks like I've pulled. Can't remember what I do next though. Merry Christmas Tony. x And to you & the kids. See you soon. xx |