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this is the worst case of tv ever i wish we never had a 50 inch plasma i wish we just a wireless to listen too

It is crap innit?
David Icke on 5 at the minute :D

i really cant belive it 1000000 chanels and most of em re-runs.
SKY TV.....you might aswell look out your window and watch the real thing for £0 .

Download stuff of the net.

I think the point is flushy, why should we?
I pay for telly and get nothing.

Anyway i dunno what to download, any suggestions?

A poker tutorial ya mug !!!

sigh

Stop paying for telly then!

As for suggestions:

24
Family Guy
Heroes
Jericho
Las Vegas
Lost
Prison Break
Scrubs
Studio 60 (if you like the west wing you will love this, the same team + Matt Perry)
The Daily show


as well as all the old British classics. Fawlty towers, Black adder etc.

In the past when I saw David Icke, I always thought he was a crack pot. But thinking about it, I actually think he is a bright guy.  He has made millions out of crazy talk such as the Worlds most powerful people being lizards or his belief he is the Son of God. I am sure he cannot believe this crap and he only tells people this stuff because he is aware of the potential book sales, etc he will gain by entertaining us with this stuff.  He is on a good money spinner at the end of the day. 

As for his predictions for the years 1999 - 2004 concerning possible World conflicts, any respectable political scientist would have been able to predict a similar outcome had you asked them back in the late 80s.  I have a book called " A History of the Middle East" by Peter Mansfield, this book is excellent and you don't have to be a political expert to realise the Middle East is an unstable place and it was obvious there was going to be a conflict between that region and the West during these years .

Icke is either crazy or a shrewd business man in the same mould as Uri Geller is.

I have free cable :D but i pay my bloody license fee!!
Love Scrubs but i haven't got a clue where to start, i reckon i've seen the first 2 series but there is such a mish mash on ABC1 and E4 i dunno.
Las Vegas is rubbish and i've seen Lost up to the American break.
Hate 24 and Prison Break but i'll check out some of the others, never heard of some of them.

He's a crackpot, i agree with some of the things he says though George Orwell was saying it first.
He just comes over as a complete whacko.

Anyway "Bound" is on E4 now, Gina Gershon and Jenifer Tilly......AAAAAYYYYYYAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!

I am sure he can't believe most of the stuff he says.  He must say it purely to make lots of money. If he believes it, well he may just be insane

He's a nutter, Even nutters are right sometimes....

Start with Heroes and Jericho, they look like the 2 big American shows this year, i expect them to run and run.

OOPS, already watched the pilot of Studio 60 and am currently downloading the next 3 :D

You should all watch Dexter as well, imagine CSI with Hannibal the cannibal as a lead forensic scientist.

I really like Studio 60 but i loved the west thing, its a really good show i think. Jericho and Heroes though are addictive, you have to watch the next 1 quick

i didnt pay my tv licence to use my computer.

Why did you pay it then?

how can anyone say, this TV is tripe? -

Dec 27th -

1:00pm - Rocky I
3:05pm - Rocky II
5:15pm - Rocky III
7:10pm - Rocky IV
9:00pm - Rocky V - Pish yes, but you must watch them all!

then:

New years Day -

6:00am - Star Wars - Episode I
8:30am - Star Wars - Episode II
11:10am - Star Wars - Episode III
1:40pm - Star Wars - Episode IV
3:50pm - Star Wars - Episode V
6:05pm - Star Wars - Episode VI




what more do you want?

to watch TV .
i tell you what you keep digging pal!



if you got any issues with my posts id rather you pm me and i will give you my number and we can talk ...but dont keep putting sarky comments up OK pal

 Strutter on bbc1 at 3pm.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKbShKSgOD8

Perfect family viewing....

Flushie minus his sarky comments is like tintin without snowy, christmas without presents or kev without his pies.

Can't be done.

Anyway sometimes he's funny. Keep it up flushie.

Also mike stwutter rules.

No problem with you. PM sent

The Rocky Marathon on Boxing Day got me giggling. (I didn't watch it, but while flicking channels, their mere presence made me chuckle)

Sky Movies are decent, but if it meant not having to sit through Hollyoaks and Eastenders (women ::) ), I'd gladly sacrifice all other telly.

On the subject of good pisch to download/buy.....

West Wing
CSI Vegas
Sopranos

LOL

Tank i know you are a fellow TWW fan, get cracking on Studio 60, it has the same fantastic dialogue.

The Towering Inferno, Volcanoe etc to be shown on Burns night.

An Indiana Jones festival on the vernal equinox.

Back to the Future back to back on Valentines Day. (what better way to spend quality time with the missus, restraunt takes would plummet that night)

Cheers, will do.

Only so many times I can watch my idol Toby Ziegler without despairing at my pre-prubescent inability to grow a beard.

lol.

your apology accepted in your pm you sent me.but you really need to stop poking at peoples threads,i knew a guy once who took the piss out of peoples comments and he lost 6 of his teeth and a finger.and he still haven't found them.....
hows Mick MC"cool from the hendon ??

The last time i checked this was a discussion forum! It's not a place where everyone has to agree. It's a shame if you can't see the difference between disagreeing and taking the piss.

TV is tripe i happen to agree with you, that is why i CHOOSE not to watch it!

As for Mr McCool, i have no idea how he is!

has he tried Ebay  ?

they are prob down the Sofa

PMSL.

it just seems that you are very frustrated all the time,its like you want to disagree with everyones coments to get noticed,this is a problem for you i can now see.i have never seen you have a decent coment to anyones post without it being sarky ,,,maybee you have a personality disorder ,coz whenever you disagree with me on the forum you seem to pm me and say sorry all the time maybee you try to  act like mr BIG boll0x or something ? on the forum ? 

Tomorrow night there is another Derren Brown special on.  I think it is a Live show or it may be a pre recorded one he has already performed.  I like Derren Brown and often find that he changes his act enough that he doesn't become boring.  His book is good if anyone gets the chance to read it. The memory techniques section is excellent and it contains as much info  in 60 pages as any of the specialist memory books do in 300 pages. 

sofa...cool it please. Its a time of goodwill and peace to all men, even Flushy.

It was taken to PMs and that is where this sort of conversation should take place. thanks.

I have watched all of series 1 of Heroes ( 12 episodes?).  What is Jericho about?    I watched the first episode of Twin Peaks yesterday. It is good, but perhaps a little dated.

 ;whistle;

Flushy, What is the best site to get all these series (and others) from?

PM me if posting is unallowed.

Thanks
Jim.

:D :D :D :D :D

relax deep breaths flusher,and feel nice and gentle,go into deep thought,long grass blowing in the wind,a stream in the distance,but not to far so that you can still hear the water touching the rocks so  gently,    point taken tighty.......(my gramas chit)
not grandma, gramma





now go and get your pyjamas off get dressed go out and have a couple of E and xxxxx large vody n red bull and pull a bird lol.........merry xmas

Voddy and Red bull always in stock, but if he goes out "pulling" he's gonna have ME to answer to!!   ;bat;

In defence of James (not that he needs anyone to defend him) he does come across a lot of the time as uptight on forums but it's just his writing style or banter 95% of the time, he is actually far too laid back and can be a seriously good laugh!

are you his bird ???

if so give him a big kiss off me..the sarky git lol

Ummm, I have no feathers.....

no, she's been after him for ages though. He however lives with a cat.

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

and you know what it's like, cats and birds don't mix.

I'm watching a Jurassic park movie at the moment , must agree pretty shit on TV at the moment  .

We all come across as different on forums than we do in real life,  I come across as insane  :D ( I am not really ).  To begin with, I thought tank was a bit unfriendly, now I think he is one of the nicest people on the blonde forum, it just shows how wrong we can get it just by reading a few posts writen by someone in the wrong way.  It is difficult to get a true feeling for someone just by their writing style.  Lets all be friends people  :). 

ok ....mind you your bit sarky on here too lol

little tip

in the 11 months leading up till Christmas record programs you didn't have time to watch

then over Christmas period you can watch them at your leasure

iam current watching the bill from july

i will hopefull have caught up todate sometime next week

that made me laugh

Tell that to these two jane!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mfHFLLc4U

i am currently watching Emmerdale Farm from Aug 89 on betamax.


they don't make em like that anymore

I will be caught up by 2012.

I'm not falling for that one again!! ::) ;D

not long to go till the plane crash great episode and can you send me a copy of zoe's kiss my copy has been over worked

hark, I hear the cries of the lesser spotted bolt....

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao



With regard to sofa__king's rantings.... Does anyone else think it's like the armchair calling the pouffe a cushion.

lol

I like to tape all the adverts during the whole years episodes of the Bill .. Then spend all christmas watching them .... Just in case I ever appear on Ant & decs Saturday night Takeaway .

lol

I spend all my internet time these days trying to find out wether or not Ligers really exist!

you been getting tips from ed?

they exist

p.s don't get me started again!

welcome back yet again  :D

Ligers? 

Sark!!!

male lion mates with female tiger to produce massive cats, ligers

tiger mates with female lion to produce tigon, much smaller


now stop before I come over all faint with excitement

I thought you were the,,,,,BIG one!


Anyway, why does the bird look after the cat, whats that all about!

P.S. Tighty do you have a pic of this so called Liger?

yes but yours was better


stop dragging me in!

ok, I know them now.  They are massive if I am thinking of the correct animal.  As far as I know, don't they have a weak bone structure due to the breeding process? 

google them, theres loads of pics, though im convinced they've all been tampered with ::)

yes, like most cross breeds Sark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FahfsKOhMzE


here is a liger

Yeah i posted that while you were disconnected from the net, it is the definitive liger video!

They are so big

giger

 :D   Very funny Dewi

lol brilliant

LOL

the liger videos sick though, they're awsome!

Just seen the first Jericho.  It seems like a good show .  Rounders piano music as well in episode 1

It's a very good show. I sort of reminds me of lost in that you have no way of knowing what will happen next!


Anyway back on topic.....

What would win a fight, Sofa-King or a Liger?

Sofa would win, he would batter it into a,,,,,,,,,,,,COMMA :D :D :D :D :D :D

:D  That depends,  if sofa had a weapon then my money would be on sofa due to a humans natural intelligence, however a Liger has the advantage of size and natural aggression.  Sofa can argue better than a Liger though, but a Liger can roar louder than sofa can.  It may be a draw there.    Sofa may be able to beat a Liger at poker, however you also have to remember that a Liger has the eye of a tiger and as a result would be hard to bluff.  50/50

That giger post has just made me laugh so much, hilarious

In this case, Sofa has the advantage of size and natural aggression

LMFAO at page 6 of this thread.

Bloody Royal Flush,  you have me watching Jericho now  :D .  I get addicted to TV shows and have to watch one episode after the other until I have seen them all.  It is like my childhood addiction to wine gums all over again,  1 wine gum, 2 wine gums, before you know it the whole pack is gone.

It's superb stuff. A big up to Dewi.

"What a Load of Tripe on TV".

Are you guys sick, or what?

We've had wall-to wall David Attenborough stuff, "Coast", Bill Oddie, NatureWatch, and tonight, "The Top 20 David Attenboroigh Moments".

And you'd NEVER guess what won THAT!

Not a massive nature show fan but have been watching Galapagos and enjoying it

Was it when he found out he'd dug the escape tunnel a few feet short?

Sigh. Philistines, the lot of you.

Bill Oddie is a guy that grows on you, I use to hate watching him, now I think he is really good.

D Attenborough  is the greatest nature person ever.  I don't like his brother, but DA is absolutely brilliant.

Coast is a good show, Neil Oliver is a good historian to watch, he explains things clearly for the viewer

Weird accent though. Is he Welsh?

has to be gay

Bill Oddie - English ( I think )

DA -  English

Niel Oliver -  He is from a fine place called Scotland.  We are the current Elephant Polo World Champions.


Is Polo similar to Hockey in terms of rules?    max of 4 in a team and one penalty taker?   

How many times do you plan on editing this post? I keep opening it over and over!

I will probably edit it another four times before bedtime.

I wish I posted less, that would give me licence to take the almighty piss at this juncture.

i beat a liger once..........,,,,,,,,, and took his stripes,,,,,,,,,this now makes me                A                  """ LIAAAARRRRRR"""

And YOU said I was mad??

Did you draw that tiger all by yourself Sofa ??

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;mexicanwave; ;applause; ;applause;

yip and i pi55ed been down casino on the shampoo wiv the nutters

I'm printing that off and sticking it on my fridge.

ive started to sober up now and bloody hell this do look stupid,,,,,,..,.,.i think ill delete it..,,.,.,..

PMSL

its not a tiger ITS A LIGER and yip i am known for a few of my landscape pics but i will have a go at wildlife too.....,,.

Channel 4 tonight at 10pm, it should be a good show. 

Derren Brown.  Brilliant as usual

Top show :)up

Spent the last two days watching season 5 of 24 on dvd.  What a program.

Gobsmacked again, Laughed and cried.  Can't wait for season 6.

Downloaded it last night and just watched it, top stuff, very influential :D

Downloaded it?    how do you mean?    Did you download the same as the one on last night? 

Yep, was on the torrent sites late last night

That was really fast.

I have a question about Jericho.  In episode 5 does it reveal what Jake Green did during his 5 years away? .  The episode 5 I had cut out after the first few minutes and I missed that episode.  I had to start again from episode 6 onwards.  1-4 were really good,  6 was also good, but annoyingly I couldn't see episode 5. 

I had the unfortunate experience of watching Flubber earlier, not through choice. 

Nope, we still don't know where he was or what he was doing, but they are dropping hints every episode it seems.

Cool thanks,   I was thinking that during the episode I missed they revealed it. 

Loved Derren Brown last night. The replay of the video was classic. I did here the 'page 14 -00 ponds' comment at the time but obviously though nothing of it... the others I just couldnt believe I didnt hear!

The tearing part of that 'trick' and her chosing the right hand to give to him were the weirdest for me, how could she be influenced to see that. The number 7 being given as the numver between one and 10 was always on but how was that piece was number 7.... argh. Brilliant but so frustrating!

I can't believe he hasnt taken over the world yet.

I haven't watched it yet but I think that Derren makes out most of his act is hypnotic suggestion and NLP when in fact most of it's plain old magic. Very clever guy though.

On ITV now.  Steve Irwin.    It is such a shame they felt they had to spoil it by getting the views of a bunch of celebs. Typical ITV.

 :goodpost: ;iagree;

I still watched it though.  The scenes of Steve's daughter talking at the memorial service always bring a tear to my eye. 

Watched the first 11 episodes of Studio 60, good stuff.
Jericho next?

UMMMM, very few seeds for Jericho.

Check PM's

Right, done Studio 60 and Jericho (why do they do 11 episodes then have a 3 month break??)
Next is Heroes i think.

Just watched episode 11 of Heroes - Brilliant stuff.

Thanks Flushy.

Glad i bumped this thread, pages 6 and 7 are absolute classics. Tears running down my face :D

Shouldn't take long to watch Heroes, the pilot is downloading at 230KB/s, WOWSER!!!

Ok, here is a question.   Have you ever seen an episode of the Sky at Night?

It is the 650th episode of this show tonight and it has been running for 50 years.  I have looked before, but could never find it in the TV guide.

Heroes is my favourite show of 2006, IMO it's far better than Jericho. I'd also love to know why the hell they do this silly break mid season. No sooner do you get completely hooked on the show, they go and pull them all for ages, Grrrrr

LOL I've spent so much time trying to download heros episode 12 and it only has gone up to 11. Durr. I thought I couldn't play it cos it was a rar file, I've been trying to extract it thro win rar and kicking the computer when it hasn't worked!

Heroes remindes me a lot of Dead Zone if anyone used to watch that.

The Dead Zone movie was excellent with Christopher Walken. He is my favorite actor, cool guy.  I never got into the TV show though

Heroes is cool but i prefer Jericho, both are really good shows.

I heard that when 24 comes back it is running up against Heroes in the US time slots!

Jericho starts on Sky (Hallmark TV I think) next Friday.