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Title: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 31, 2006, 02:44:58 PM I posted this on the Internet poker board on the Hogmanay comps thread, but thought it was worth sharing ;)
If you are prepared to have a proper gamble ... try this comp ... £10 entry (to a pub which you have spent money in numerous times over the course of the year) Level 1 .. You queue outside in the pissing down rain/freezing cold, while the Ape on the door looks you up and down as if you are made entirely of shit. Level 2 .. You get shoehorned into a thronging mass of people who you have never seen before and get nudged/bumped/elbowed incessantly. Level 3 .. You Join what you think is the queue for the bar, only to find out that you are in fact queuingfor the luxury of having a slash. Level 4 .. You Finally get to the bar and order a few pints, then spill 90% of them on the quest to find somewhere with enough space to lift your arm high enough to get a swallow. Level 5 .. (if you are still in) You finish your pint and find yourself humming along to "1999" by prince ... Even though you hate the weird purple ponce. Level 6 .. You think F**k this for a game of soldiers, and walk out vowing never to go out on new years eve ever again. Level 7 .. You have the irresistable urge to cause physical damage on the next pissed up tosser who wishes you a "Happy New Year" as you walk home ( cant get a fkin cab, its new years eve FFS) FINALLLLLLLLL .. You get home at 11.30 ...Just in time to put the telly on and see what your license fee has provided you for new years eve... and low and behold .. 11.30 BBC1 New Year Live ...Natasia Kaplinsky(you know, the shaggable one from strictly come dancing) hosts an end of year party live from the heart of london...with performances by Jamelia (WHO ??) Sophie Ellis Bextor (Moon face) Connie Fisher (WHO ?) and the cast of sound of music (WHY ?)...but hold on this is just a big build up to the main event.. NICK KNOWLES counts down to the stunning fireworks display over the river thames to herald in 2007 !!! Oh Good Lord .... Just KILL ME NOW !!! Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Royal Flush on December 31, 2006, 02:47:18 PM Like i said there, glad i am staying in now, lol
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Sark79 on December 31, 2006, 02:49:37 PM Natasia Kaplinsky is very attractive I agree :D
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: TightEnd on December 31, 2006, 02:51:50 PM Sark, bouncers are essential do you not agree? brutal control being better than no control, yes?
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Sark79 on December 31, 2006, 03:00:59 PM I agree with the idea of bouncers in principal , however as I am not an attractive female, I have never been let into a club for free. As I always have to pay to get in the club and I usually have to spend 10 minutes convincing them I am over the age of 18, bouncers are not my favorite people :D. But without bouncers doing a good job, there would be chaos, so they are good people . It is a 50/50 thing in my mind
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 31, 2006, 03:01:48 PM Ill say it again here, rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao fkin brilliant!
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: TightEnd on December 31, 2006, 03:03:10 PM I agree with the idea of bouncers in principal , however as I am not an attractive female, I have never been let into a club for free. As I always have to pay to get in the club and I usually have to spend 10 minutes convincing them I am over the age of 18, bouncers are not my favorite people :D. But without bouncers doing a good job, there would be chaos, so they are good people . It is a 50/50 thing in my mind do you look VERY young? do you shave yet? Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: barhell on December 31, 2006, 03:04:29 PM Easy night tonight got some wine beer spirits and two films to watch feet up time
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Sark79 on December 31, 2006, 03:13:27 PM I agree with the idea of bouncers in principal , however as I am not an attractive female, I have never been let into a club for free. As I always have to pay to get in the club and I usually have to spend 10 minutes convincing them I am over the age of 18, bouncers are not my favorite people :D. But without bouncers doing a good job, there would be chaos, so they are good people . It is a 50/50 thing in my mind do you look VERY young? do you shave yet? of course I shave, I have been shaving for about 10 years :D. No, I look about the age I should, but the local club bouncer is some old geezer that seems to quiz every guy about their age unless they are obviously over 18 or have a gandalf beard, zimmer, etc. Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Ironside on December 31, 2006, 07:31:27 PM i have just taken my folks out for a meal in a couple of hours i will escort them acrross the road to the village hall where will see the night in with villagers and there kids
chances are my folks will end up working to ensure the night goes well and i'll be sat on my own speaking to people i used to know before they got married and had kids and no longer have time for there single "friends" hopefully i will be home for 12:15 am having a cup of tea and playing FM2007 on my laptop while watching some crap film on sky movies Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Sark79 on December 31, 2006, 08:04:34 PM FM2007? football game for computer?
Title: Re: A great Valoooo new years eve comp. Post by: Ironside on December 31, 2006, 08:10:15 PM aye
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