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Title: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: ariston on January 01, 2007, 12:42:03 AM
Women can usually get their own way by using sex. Men cannot use the same tactic as sex is pretty much all we want.

Luckily for us Tikay is so old he's forgot what its for or we could end up with a whole team of them running this place.

oh and happy new year everyone :)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 01, 2007, 12:47:04 AM
I could be reminded.......


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: ariston on January 01, 2007, 12:48:19 AM
Well I aint showing you, where's Kev when you need him?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 12:50:54 AM
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omen can usually get their own way by using sex

Only if the price is right ;)



Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: kinboshi on January 01, 2007, 02:12:10 AM
£3.49?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Ironside on January 01, 2007, 02:14:34 AM
£4.52


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 02:16:18 AM
Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 01, 2007, 02:16:56 AM
Can anyone change a 20p coin ?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 01, 2007, 02:18:58 AM
Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....

0.0452


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Royal Flush on January 01, 2007, 02:22:43 AM
Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....

0.0452


 ;tightend;


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 02:28:12 AM
typical,
 the other way darling,


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 01, 2007, 02:30:14 AM
typical,
 the other way darling,

How much does that cost?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Ironside on January 01, 2007, 02:33:14 AM
typical,
 the other way darling,

How much does that cost?

calm down the mrs will be reading this tomorrow

and you know the misses is just looking for an excuse to dump you for me


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 02:35:21 AM

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How much does that cost?
If u can cook/ do laundry and cleaning i might pay u instead


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Jim-D on January 01, 2007, 02:36:26 AM

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How much does that cost?
If u can cook/ do laundry and cleaning i might pay u instead

Im in, Where do we sign?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 02:39:26 AM
U know where to find me;)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 01, 2007, 02:39:51 AM

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How much does that cost?
If u can cook/ do laundry and cleaning i might pay u instead

My skills are more suited to job creation


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Ironside on January 01, 2007, 02:40:29 AM

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How much does that cost?
If u can cook/ do laundry and cleaning i might pay u instead

i can do all the above doesnt mean i ever will/do are will still talking a deal?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Jim-D on January 01, 2007, 02:40:36 AM
U know where to find me;)

 ;)  grrrrrr


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 02:45:43 AM
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i can do all the above doesnt mean i ever will/do are will still talking a deal?

You have to do it on every day basis, or no deal


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Ironside on January 01, 2007, 02:49:02 AM
laundry every day??

as i said on an earlier thread aslong as you dont wrestle in mud you never need to do it !!!!

oh i forgot aslong as i dont eat spagettii i dont need laundry

anyway if you dirty the clothes give them to oxfam and buy some new ones

also why have a chip shop in the village and cook your self

and for cleaning all we need to do is invite my mum over when ever it needs doing but

make sure anything important is in a safe somewhere as you will never find it after


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: suzanne on January 01, 2007, 06:15:55 AM
laundry every day??

as i said on an earlier thread aslong as you dont wrestle in mud you never need to do it !!!!

oh i forgot aslong as i dont eat spagettii i dont need laundry

anyway if you dirty the clothes give them to oxfam and buy some new ones

also why have a chip shop in the village and cook your self

and for cleaning all we need to do is invite my mum over when ever it needs doing but

make sure anything important is in a safe somewhere as you will never find it after

sigh


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: thetank on January 01, 2007, 06:32:58 AM
A thing of beauty this thread. It's gonna be a good year.


Women can usually get their own way by using sex.



Only if the price is right ;)


Asking for it...


£4.52


Note: Kinboshi got in there first, unlike ironside to re-hash the same joke ::)


Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....


Now here comes the genious, the beautiful set-up


0.0452


Will she take the bait?


typical,
 the other way darling,


Oh yes she does! RED finishes twirling his metaphorical towel and THWACK


How much does that cost?


PWNED!

Where I come from, we call that game over.  ;applause;

Nice work all round, and ain't that tantrum a teriffic sport lads?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: suzanne on January 01, 2007, 07:48:56 AM
Thats ALMOST funny.....nope.........still not laughing.

At least i tried.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 01, 2007, 09:26:11 AM
A thing of beauty this thread. It's gonna be a good year.


Women can usually get their own way by using sex.



Only if the price is right ;)


Asking for it...


£4.52


Note: Kinboshi got in there first, unlike ironside to re-hash the same joke ::)


Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....


Now here comes the genious, the beautiful set-up


0.0452


Will she take the bait?


typical,
 the other way darling,


Oh yes she does! RED finishes twirling his metaphorical towel and THWACK


How much does that cost?


PWNED!

Where I come from, we call that game over.  ;applause;

Nice work all round, and ain't that tantrum a teriffic sport lads?

Beautifully summarised Sir!


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 01, 2007, 12:46:51 PM
Tank,

NIce summary but few errors:

Insert
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A thing of beauty this thread. It's gonna be a good year.

Quote
from: ariston on Today at 12:42:03 am

Women can usually get their own way by using sex.


Quote from: tantrum on Today at 12:50:54 am

Only if the price is right


Asking for it... set up for a bait

Quote from: Ironside on Today at 02:14:34 am

£4.52


Note: Kinboshi got in there first, unlike ironside to re-hash the same joke

Quote from: tantrum on Today at 02:16:18 am

Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....


Now here comes the genious, the beautiful set-up

Quote from: RED-DOG on Today at 02:18:58 am

0.0452


Will she take the bait? i did not take a bait, as i was doing the baiting.

Quote from: tantrum on Today at 02:28:12 am

typical,
the other way darling,


Oh yes she does! RED finishes twirling his metaphorical towel and THWACK

Quote from: RED-DOG on Today at 02:30:14 am

How much does that cost?


PWNED!

Where I come from, we call that game over. 

Nice work all round, and ain't that tantrum a teriffic sport lads?


It was all good while lasted, happy new year boys


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Ironside on January 02, 2007, 01:16:34 AM
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i thought it was an auction

i put my whole bankroll on it and still lost atleast i still have my bankroll



Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Snatiramas on January 02, 2007, 11:57:42 AM
In answer to the original question on this thread, it would seem unlikely judging by the responses to date


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Royal Flush on January 02, 2007, 11:59:44 AM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Snatiramas on January 02, 2007, 12:06:49 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.
or are flaps better?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: madasahatstand on January 02, 2007, 12:14:24 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

 ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 12:31:25 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you havent had much experiance in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 02, 2007, 01:00:00 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you havent had much experiance in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)

Send me a PM Charmaine, telling me what you DO discuss.....

Is it like blokes, who give it the "wow, look at the **** on her, I couldent arf **** *** ***"?.....(Or so I'm told).


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 02, 2007, 01:03:03 PM
Stop winding the girls up, it's not fair. They won't realise your joking unless you explain it to them several times, even then, you will still have to apologise.

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 02, 2007, 01:05:21 PM
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Stop winding the girls up, it's not fair. They won't realise your joking unless you explain it to them several times, even then, you will still have to apologise.
;iagree;


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 02, 2007, 01:07:59 PM
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Stop winding the girls up, it's not fair. They won't realise your joking unless you explain it to them several times, even then, you will still have to apologise.
;iagree;

Sorry.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tantrum on January 02, 2007, 01:09:11 PM
Quote
Quote from: tantrum on Today at 01:05:21 pm
Quote
Stop winding the girls up, it's not fair. They won't realise your joking unless you explain it to them several times, even then, you will still have to apologise.


Sorry.

:goodpost:


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 01:09:47 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you haven't had much experience in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)

Send me a PM Charmaine, telling me what you DO discuss.....

Is it like blokes, who give it the "wow, look at the **** on her, I couldent arf **** *** ***"?.....(Or so I'm told).
Wouldn't you like to know  :-X


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: madasahatstand on January 02, 2007, 01:10:18 PM
Stop winding the girls up, it's not fair. They won't realise your joking unless you explain it to them several times, even then, you will still have to apologise.

 ;whistle;

thats your excuse anyway  ;danafish; :)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 02, 2007, 01:11:42 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you haven't had much experience in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)

Send me a PM Charmaine, telling me what you DO discuss.....

Is it like blokes, who give it the "wow, look at the **** on her, I couldent arf **** *** ***"?.....(Or so I'm told).
Wouldn't you like to know  :-X

Err.....YES!

My PM Box is ready & waiting.......


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 02:02:24 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you haven't had much experience in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)

Send me a PM Charmaine, telling me what you DO discuss.....

Is it like blokes, who give it the "wow, look at the **** on her, I couldn't arf **** *** ***"?.....(Or so I'm told).
Wouldn't you like to know  :-X

Err.....YES!

My PM Box is ready & waiting.......
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 02, 2007, 02:03:08 PM
Can we give the women their own child board where they can discuss knitting and ironing.

If you think thats what woman talk about you haven't had much experience in that department  ;whistle;

You need to get out more  ;)

Send me a PM Charmaine, telling me what you DO discuss.....

Is it like blokes, who give it the "wow, look at the **** on her, I couldn't arf **** *** ***"?.....(Or so I'm told).
Wouldn't you like to know  :-X

Err.....YES!

My PM Box is ready & waiting.......
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)

Whatever you say, Dear.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: ifm on January 02, 2007, 02:04:43 PM
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)

I think the boss is technically classed as a eunich these days :D


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 02:44:09 PM
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)

I think the boss is technically classed as a eunich these days :D

I bet he ain't  ;)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: tikay on January 02, 2007, 04:34:54 PM
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)

I think the boss is technically classed as a eunich these days :D

I bet he ain't  ;)

Women know these things. Charmaine is not wrong. Though it's true, I'm in training to be celibate.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Trace on January 02, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
Probably when they find a suitable male to female transsexual!!

Wonder who will be the first to come out of their walk-in wardrobe and confess?

Wonder who will be nominated to check they are telling the truth?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 02, 2007, 04:43:48 PM
"Men are from Omicron persei 7, women are from Omicron persei 9"

Mrs Lur, consort to the ruler of Omicron persei 8


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 04:47:04 PM
"Men are from Omicron persei 7, women are from Omicron persei 9"

Mrs Lur, consort to the ruler of Omicron persei 8
I worry about you Red  :)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: charmaine on January 02, 2007, 05:12:20 PM
Probably when they find a suitable male to female transsexual!!

Wonder who will be the first to come out of their walk-in wardrobe and confess?

Wonder who will be nominated to check they are telling the truth?
So is that your bottom Trace ???  :)


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Trace on January 02, 2007, 09:24:48 PM
Probably when they find a suitable male to female transsexual!!

Wonder who will be the first to come out of their walk-in wardrobe and confess?

Wonder who will be nominated to check they are telling the truth?
So is that your bottom Trace ???  :)

 ;bumwiggle; ;smackedbottom;


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: booder on January 02, 2007, 09:26:59 PM

So is that your bottom Trace ???  :)

i'm guessing                       yes                   :)up


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Trace on January 02, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
Oooooooooooooo  let's start a poll?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Suited_Jock on January 02, 2007, 09:59:37 PM
I dont wanna know where the poll is going :( Im young and naive.


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Nem on January 02, 2007, 10:04:12 PM
Bolt and I are going to be mods.

We don't mind dressing up for the job though


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Div on January 02, 2007, 10:08:08 PM
Maybe we should start another poll. Will the mods get their way on a female in 2007?


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: Trace on January 02, 2007, 10:14:49 PM
Maybe we should start another poll. Will the mods get their way on a female in 2007?

Back to the original title, depending on who she was, I might have a crack at her!!


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: TightEnd on January 02, 2007, 10:23:35 PM
Maybe we should start another poll. Will the mods get their way on a female in 2007?


no chance for at least one of us 


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: thetank on January 02, 2007, 10:40:52 PM
lol


Title: Re: Will the women get their way on a female mod?
Post by: boldie on January 03, 2007, 10:38:55 AM
I couldn't possible tell you !!! you could hurt yourself with that kind of knowledge  ;angel; plus you are male  :)

I think the boss is technically classed as a eunich these days :D

I bet he ain't  ;)

Women know these things. Charmaine is not wrong. Though it's true, I'm in training to be celibate.

Funny that...I'm in training for it to...at least that's what my missus says I am untill I apologize for something or other...if only I could remember what.