Title: Nicknames Post by: Rod Paradise on January 05, 2007, 04:54:08 PM From a Scottish Paper (so some only work well in a Scottish accent) - There's some crackers though. My favorite's the Broken Arrow.....
Olympic Torch - a bit of a loner who never goes out. Sergeant Signal - well known in the police station, he's a tube with stripes. Daisy - a rather lazy chap, there are days he'll work and days he won't. The Seagull - a panicky engineer who's always flapping. The Barra - he won't do anything unless he's given a push. The Sniper's Dream - a guy with a large forehead. The Beast - his extension number at work is 666. Tuesday- when he was born his parents decided to call it a day. The Fog- a foreman who comes down on you when you least expect it. Sooty 1- his surname is Armour. Sooty 2 - he can't do anything without getting a hand. NATO- lost a big toe after an accident. Red October/Polaris/Torpedo- these guys are always looking for a sub. Domestos- a wife who's apparently clean round the bend. Neon - a six-foot tube. Sledge - a guy who regularly gets pulled by dogs. Boaby Butterbean- nobody likes butterbeans. Thrombosis- a slow-moving clot. Phone Box- he's always out of order. Heid First - the nickname of a certain Mr R. Slater. Martini - it's any time, any place, anywhere with this girl. The Exorcist - when he visits your house at New Year, all the spirits disappear. Minty - arriving late for work, he's always in "after eight". Pebbledash- he consumes eight pints of Guinness and eight bags of peanuts every night. Winchester- the nosy barmaid who likes a good rifle. Lightning - the painter whose roller never hits the same spot twice. The Undertaker - a promiscuous lady who has seen quite a few stiffs. The Cadbury Kid - due to dandruff, he's always covered in flakes. Broken Arrow - son of the boss, he won't work and you can't fire him. Turin Shroud - a dodgy tradesman with papers claiming he's qualified but nobody's sure they're authentic. Blister - a lazy employee who only turns up after all the work's been done. Axminster - she's a bit rough but very easily laid. No.59- terrible body odour means he's sweet and sour. The Greyhound- he's got a shocking comb-over and refuses to believe "the hair's off". Hip Hip - his real name is Hugh Rae. Nicam- everything you tell him goes in one ear and out the other. The Boomtown Rat - weekend-drinker who never makes work on a Monday. Avalanche - the stressed office worker who's always claiming that he's "snowed under". Alaska - a henpecked husband who needs his wife's permission to go out. The Blacksmith - when it's his turn to buy a round, he makes a bolt for the door. The Lord - a schoolteacher with a gammy leg, he moves in mysterious ways. Rich Tea- according to the ladies, one dunk and this poor guy goes soft. Cannonball- he used to fire into Annette at work. Prince Albert - his real name is Wullie Pearson. Krakatoa- he's constantly smoking and surrounded by ash. Pringle - once she was popped, she just couldn't stop. The Moped- every time this golfer gets on the green he goes putt-putt-putt. OJ- a friend of the boss who gets away with murder. Domino- his ex-wife left him for the delivery driver from the pizza shop. Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Suited_Jock on January 05, 2007, 04:58:21 PM I read something yesterday no idea where
18 months - a mate who lost half his ear ( ear and a half) Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Indestructable on January 05, 2007, 05:37:25 PM rotflmfao
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