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Title: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: Ginger on January 07, 2007, 02:56:42 PM A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95 Volleyball Barbie: £19.95 Shopping Barbie: £19.95 Surfer Barbie:£19.95 Disco Barbie: £19.95 and Divorced Barbie: £299.99 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.99 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewellery Ken's money Ken's pension Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..." :D Title: Re: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: Colchester Kev on January 07, 2007, 03:08:18 PM Ken got the better deal, he got to keep his sanity, and gained his freedom ;)
Title: Re: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: Poppet7 on January 07, 2007, 03:08:53 PM V good :)
Title: Re: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: Ginger on January 07, 2007, 03:09:27 PM Ken got the better deal, he got to keep his sanity, and gained his freedom ;) rotflmfao Title: Re: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: TightEnd on January 07, 2007, 03:10:30 PM Ken's jewellery :D I'd have left Ken too if he was wearing jewellry.. Title: Re: O/T The Birthday Present Post by: Sark79 on January 07, 2007, 05:41:57 PM lol
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