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Title: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 07, 2007, 10:34:01 PM
i hope its ok to post this if not just delete it mods thanx,,.,
this bear was shot in canada after they say it was eating humans,,., they do have proof but i thought the pics were to yuck to put up,.,.
this bear was 1700lbs and stood 7 foot at the shoulder on all fours,,.,on back legs an amazing 17 feet top of claws wow,,.,just thought youd better bear this in mind when going to canada,,,...,,..


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: KingPoker on January 07, 2007, 11:00:50 PM
have seen the pics before. that bear is unbelievably big! Cant get over it!


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: booder on January 07, 2007, 11:03:06 PM
have seen the pics before. that bear is unbelievably big! Cant get over it!

you can if you use a ladder             :)up


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 07, 2007, 11:04:18 PM
another great piece of advice rotflmfao


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Royal Flush on January 07, 2007, 11:26:17 PM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: KingPoker on January 07, 2007, 11:32:36 PM

you can if you use a ladder             :)up

HA........................HA............................HA!  ;reallyamsorry;


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Claw75 on January 07, 2007, 11:39:53 PM
blooming heck  :o


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: kinboshi on January 07, 2007, 11:53:09 PM
Makes you paws for thought.


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 07, 2007, 11:57:51 PM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!
well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ???? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 08, 2007, 12:00:33 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: bhoywonder on January 08, 2007, 12:05:13 AM
Anyone remember andy robins the wrestler and his wrestling bear,hercules


my dad used to take me when i was younger to see them



or was it all a dream  ( cue hazy waves)


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 08, 2007, 12:09:53 AM
im very suprised that no one asked to see the human remains after he had a go at them .,.,., ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 08, 2007, 12:12:38 AM
im very suprised that no one asked to see the human remains after he had a go at them .,.,., ;scarymoment;

we will see enough blood and guts in bolton next week, when flushy and slick kid get it on ...

PS, flushy says "when i put that mug to kip, im gonna give sofa king the pasting of his life"

:D


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 08, 2007, 12:19:38 AM
im very suprised that no one asked to see the human remains after he had a go at them .,.,., ;scarymoment;

we will see enough blood and guts in bolton next week, when flushy and slick kid get it on ...

PS, flushy says "when i put that mug to kip, im gonna give sofa king the pasting of his life"

:D
lmao you know what if i wasnt going to Russia  to buy leather i would love to have gone,,,,,....,.I DIDNT KNOW HE COULD DECORATE ,,.FLUSHY,.,
infact you invoved now my pony stirrer lmao,.,.tag team


"""mick"""
"""flushy"""       v "JIMMY RAZOR BACK FISHER"
"""pieboy"""


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 08, 2007, 12:26:44 AM
im very suprised that no one asked to see the human remains after he had a go at them .,.,., ;scarymoment;

we will see enough blood and guts in bolton next week, when flushy and slick kid get it on ...

PS, flushy says "when i put that mug to kip, im gonna give sofa king the pasting of his life"

:D
lmao you know what if i wasnt going to Russia  to buy leather i would love to have gone,,,,,....,.I DIDNT KNOW HE COULD DECORATE ,,.FLUSHY,.,
infact you invoved now my pony stirrer lmao,.,.tag team


"""mick"""
"""flushy"""       v "JIMMY RAZOR BACK FISHER"
"""pieboy"""

Here is a Pic of Razorback after his pasting :D



Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 08, 2007, 01:06:20 AM
i couldnt find what i wanted so i drew it,,.,.,.and emailed it to you


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: TightEnd on January 08, 2007, 01:34:40 AM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!
well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ???? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,


could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Royal Flush on January 08, 2007, 01:36:00 AM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!
well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ???? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,


could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: I KNOW IT on January 08, 2007, 02:00:46 AM
Why didnt they take the beavers to the pub? a bit selfish , dont you think.  I like a pub with beaver in it


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: sofa----king on January 08, 2007, 02:16:23 AM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!
well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ???? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,


could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.
he aint got no class,,,,,,or style about him hehehehhehhehe,.,.,,,you can tell by the way he posts,.,,,,.,he dont even use commas,.,,,


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: I KNOW IT on January 08, 2007, 02:26:10 AM
James would you beat it in a fight? If it was still alive before anyone gets funny!
well funny you should mention that,,,.,..
i once had a pet bear,,. when i was 9 called thunder,,.my dad won it in an arm wrestling competition against,,., a Greek guy from Spain,,...,and he gave it to me to practise boxing with as a sort of ,,.,"""sparing partner"" we had trouble getting it back into wales so we told the authorities it was a big sheep,,..,.anyway one day when my dad went off to work (down the noodle mine) he left me at home with thunder,,., to do the chores in the house,,., thunder knew when all the work was done me and him could go up to the woods and play,,,.,.there was something funny about thunder today he just didn't look himself,,.i was a bit worried when all of a sudden he turned on me and bit off 4 fingers on my hand ,,.,bloody hell i thought straight up the tree i went with thunder following behind me,,.,i chit myself,,.,any way thunder went off after a while so i started climbing down and whoops a daisy he was back chasing me up the tree,,.but this time he had another bear with him,,.,(there loads in wales)i went too high up the tree for them they soon got fed up so off they went ,,.,i waited for nearly an hour then i started coming back down,,,.., when suddenly,,.,.,.,ahhhhhhhh thunder and his mate was back,,,,..,.,.,with a beaver each under their arms,,,.,.chit i thought (dont educate animals).,,.anyways i started to cry when all of a sudden ,,.,.thunder spoke,.,.,come on James we were only joking,.,.i said to thunder you bit my frickin fingers off pal,,..,.he said he was sorry and that was good for me ,,.,so me,thunder,and his new mate clap,all went for a pint down the pub..........

we went in and the landlord said oiiiii no bears in here !!!! well thunder went potty he said to the landlord hang on a minuet ,,.,bloddy hell the landlord said you can speak ???? thunder said yeah why,,.,landlord said no probs 3 pints is it ?thunder said OK.,.,.,,
i went to the toilet and while i was gone the landlord took the beers over and said to thunder thats £30 please,.,.,fair doos thunder paid,,.,the landlord said we don't get many talking bears around here,,.,. and thunder said I'm not surprised at £10 a frickin pint,,,.!!!!! when i came back from the toilet clap put his name down for a game of pool and all the people in the pub started to clap,,,lol(they thought he was telling them to)anyways this is TO BE CONTINUED..,,,.,


could someone please precis this for me?

I feel I should read it as a moderator but lost the will to live two lines in

ta

Read it, its class.
he aint got no class,,,,,,or style about him hehehehhehhehe,.,.,,,you can tell by the way he posts,.,,,,.,he dont even use commas,.,,,
L,,,,,,,,O,,,,,,,,,L,,,


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: thetank on January 08, 2007, 02:52:48 AM
Is that Scottish Dave in the original pic?


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: Dale on January 08, 2007, 03:12:26 AM
lol Scottish Dave a Bear

oh the irony haha


Title: Re: adult content,dead big bear,.,,...,
Post by: ifm on January 08, 2007, 03:50:34 AM
Come on sofa!


Did the bear win the game of pool or what??