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Just the odd entry this week...

To meet the demand, please feel free to select FIVE captions.

Good luck all!!!

(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/the_new_era/caption_comp/lawrence_gosney&tikay.jpg)

wow, thats a lot of entries

haha - some brillaint ones there.  And I couldn't think of anything this week :(

 rotflmfao

I really enjoyed reading through them and once I started, I had to read em all.

Very riggable this un.

I'll try to be good, helped somewhat by not remebering what my one is.

The LOU & ANDY one is GENIUS !!   

which one is that?

I think the best one is winning so far.

Def rigged!

this one ... and its only got 3 votes .... travesty of justice.

Lou asks, now thats the dealer , Andy replies , yeah i know

"Oh shit, he has started on the trains again!"

that's the best and i forgot to vote for it!

I liked the one about killing the fly.

I hope people aren't trying to generate interest in their own entries in an attempt to win. No one should be allowed to interfere with the due democratic process - this isn't Florida.

Two spelling errors and no capital letter.

Not mine guv, I always re-draft  ;angel;

We'll find out at the end as they show who sent all the entries with the results.  I would say Tank is innocent.  Not too sure about this Colchester bloke though!

I'd be inclined to agree - as he said, Tank would have taken a bit more care.

As for Kev... *does wobbly hand thing*

Of course, I may have an ulterior motive for ensuring the democratic process is not interfered with...

In defence of Kev, the only caption comp I ever won in a semi-legitamate fashion, was when he campaigned for my entry.

He did not know whose entry it was at the time.

Although there is a brick in his hand, he may not have broken the window. I have seem him hold one before, just for the sheer love of bricks.

As the aptly named Sherrif says, we shall see.

I think Snoopy should have a name and shame for people who vote for their own as well. ;nemesis;

I thought I'd a couple of good ones this time, but others made me laugh & I had to vote for them.

I voted for mine


Someone had to.

LOL - I misread this for 'amply framed' (and yes I am paranoid!)

I will readily admit to voting for my entries.  Its no different to Tony Blair voting for himself (assuming this is who he actually votes for!) at General elections.

I found Weapons of Mass Destruction in one entry. I am going to invade Motherwell and surrounding areas as a result.

I realised AFTER I voted that i'd voted for my own..
mainly as I completely forgot which one mine was ... lmao

I sometimes vote for my own but the bus never does :(

I have no shame.

VOTE FOR THE 'TOILET PAPER' ONE FOLKS OR ELSE.....................

Same here!

I await apologies from those who have publicly doubted my integrity ;)

what about those that privately thought it.. ( I must say am in neither camp)

what about those WHO DON'T CARE?

They read & post on the $$$ thread ;)

hmmm I sense sarcasm from another thread ;)

I don't think you get those round here  ;hide; ;scarymoment;

you would if we had a female mod :D

:)

Poppet
Hurry up and take the photo, the Kylie waxwork is much more appealing, who is this guy anyway?

bobby1
Look Lawrence, Snoopy's at the bar.......

rgbargee
for christ sake stop starin at the dealers nipples - HE doesnt like it

james
now come on "RAINMAN" whats the next card?

Acidmouse
I will get you thrown out if you continue to do that impression of Col Kev!

Acidmouse
"This Camera follows me around all the time you know"

madasahatstand
im telling you that ill have no problem taking you outside if you dont shut it you slag

Canuck
"Seriously, go ask them, a straight beats a flush if the player holding the straight is over 90 years ol"d

byronkincaid
"You've had my bracelet on for 3 months now Tikay, can I have it back please?" "Sigh, what happened to human decency?"

byronkincaid, justin
"They all think I'm a weak/tight fish" explained Saint Kendall "but when I pass I'm just showing some human decency to those people unfortunate enough to have worse hands than me."

brian wilson
you know L.G., I invented that thing called a clock and dont you forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

byronkincaid
Oi, Gosney. I run a firm called the blondites. I raise, you pass. Got it.

swordpoker
Don't even think about it Son, she'd rip you in two

Maddog
Look into the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes, 3 2 1 your under.

alan armitage
see him thats that famous bloke off the telly

alan armitage
and that is clochester kev

alan armitage
and thats colchester kev at the bar

Ginger
Lawrence is put into stunned shock after Tikay says "pull my finger"

Rod Paradise
You've got the right build to be a Mod, how'd you look in a dress?

boldie
*Evil Tikay voice* "Destroy him!!!" Slow witted reply; "Yes, Master"

Gary Dobson
NOW SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD PAIR

Tighty
"Look into his eyes, not around the eyes. Look into his eyes. Gosney, you are tight, passive and weak"

Gryff
Tikay remarks to Lawrence that a streaking campaign may not be the best way for Mr Mallu to get his ban overturned.

gordon anderson
go and tell my missus the fags r no mine

tractor
I told you he had big guns.... Now leave my blind alone!!

RED-DOG
"That woman slept with me last night"

Flushy
Look at that! Flushy is still in!

Flushy
He said i looked young

Flushy
Oh shit, he has started on the trains again!

snoopy
SMELL MY FINGER!!!

snoopy
The toilet paper in here is wafer thin, go on, take a sniff...

barhell
Take your eyes off that naked go go girl and concentrate on your game

James
Lou asks, now thats the dealer , Andy replies , yeah i know

barhell
Unfortunately for Lawrence, Tikay has just finished reading "Hypnotism For Dummies)

Andrew Tracey
"Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body"

JACKSON5
If we were at Broadway now, Raj would throw him out !

mpower
Now Lawrence. That was just one finger, deep breaths and relax.

Simon Galloway
Attendances had improved since they started wheeling round the sweet trolley...

Flyinpig73
Look into my eyes, the eyes the eyes! Dont look around the eyes, 3 2 1 your under. Tikay is saying ' He got me with that one last week'

Ripple11
I'm telling yer,forget added value.....pole dancing with poker is the way forward

Asa McGrath
Sir Lawrence is struck dumb about stories of Tikay's only raise of the year

Jim Buckley (Splash)
TK: Got my bracelet down at Ratners... how about you?

brian wilson
I told you about that guy, flushy is always "at it"

KeithyB
"Remember, no matter what they tell you...........I'm not a fish.......I really can play poker................ 3 - 2 - 1.... you're back in the room!! "

s wootton
How can colch-kev eat that many pies

chris bruce
If you raise my blinds once more were going outside!

Smart Money
"Now you pull my finger."

12barblues
Kev thought it was fancy dress!

Smart Money
"Show me that face you pulled when I shoved this finger up your arse the last time you outdrew me."

Smart Money
"I can do E.T. but it's not a patch on your Droopy."

Tonji
Tikay "My car's outside fancy a spot of dogging?"

doubleup
I'm going to count to three and you'll wake up, go to Las Vegas and win a WSOP bracelet

Rod Paradise
The Updaters' new technique for getting players to look up for photos needed some work. Jen exposed a bit too much flesh, leaving Gosney dumbstruck, and the Old Guy's past all that anyway.

Junglecat03
Tikay points out his lunch has arrived, and lawrence registers his shock at seeing a "meals on wheels"trolley approaching.

Chris Wallis
Now, that's a pair of tits

Junglecat03
On Tikay's birthday, lawrence watches the towering inferno in horror as tikay comments "One candle per decade was always gonna be a fire hazard!"

vinni
theres a fly there lawrance ,get it.

David Beecham
"When i click my fingers you will see my name as chip leader! Ready 1,2,3....."

suzanne
I would close that mouth if I were you, LOOK!!! The 16.20 from Brighton is coming this way.

suzanne
The toilets are over there, just follow he/she/it Pink Dog.

suzanne
Pull my finger again pleeeeez...I promise this one wont be such a stinker.

Delboy
"When I count to three, you will believe you are an Ostich with an insatiable desire for THAT Beagle."

delboy
" yes, that's me on TV see"

jonathan grice
I'll ignore him. Thats what i'll do

james
next time you raises his blind he,, will stare you out!!!!!

vegaslover
If you say i'm that rubbish old bloke from the tv again i'll set Snoopy's guns on ya!

redimp
"no need to luck star struck son,there here to film me not you,i tell ya!! ""

Homer
Having failed to take Lawrence's chips the conventional way, Tikay resorts to the old fashioned trick of "Look! A Monkey with a gun!"

ASigh
Tikay - "It wasn't me who just rubbed your leg it was him, honest"

thetank
Wow, that guy you know really did win Casino Casino.

regie
trying to console some1 badly stunned after a bad beat with a pull my finger gag is standard procedure at blonde poker.

JACKSON5
" Did you know, that guy there is really a woman "

Phil
If you don't behave I'll get my mate Snati to sit on you

rudders
now I told you "just look into the eyes not round the eyes just into the eyes......"

rudders
as yet another unsuspecting victim falls into a coma, whilst being given the "benefit" of some fatherly advice

rudders
"of course i could have been a (bracelet) contender you know............"

And 3 entries that just missed out on the poll...

englishrose
"im telling you that is a bloke"

stoneii
You don't believe me? Ask Snoopy there how big my balls have become

Robert Quad 7s Garfield
This here is the poker beginners school lad, Elvis impersonators are through there son

Congratulations to Andrew T who wins the first caption comp of the year with...

"Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body"

I cant believe i championed a "Flushy" comp entry ..... but at least it wasnt my own .... I didnt even enter :)

I cant believe some people thought i was trying to promote my own caption ... shame on you. (though if I had known it was that mugs caption, I would have said Nowt ;)