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1. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
 
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?

3. How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?

4. A little girl was warned by her guardian never to open the cellar door or she would see things that she was not meant to see. One day while her guardian was out she did open the cellar door. What did she see?

5. A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this possibly be?

6. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?



I can give hints if you are struggling!

3 - the baby fell out a ground floor window.

2. The carpenter, lorry driver and mechanic are all females.

I've seen number 1 before so won't spoilt it.

number 2 - are the others all women?

5 - the doctor is the boys' mother.

damn you and your speedy fingers!

6 - one person takes both an egg and the basket.

4.  something she wasn't meant to see

or...social services

5. the surgoen is the mother

4. christmas presents?

2,3,5,6 correct

4 needs to be more specific/more information

1 unsolved, except privately by Claw!!

1 - It's only a storm, only the old ladies life in danger why would I pick up anyone else, get the womans phone number, your not going to pull her by leaving an old lady to die. Call your mate later.

wrong tree, barking?

number 4 is bonkers!

a cellar?  the house?

The old friend who saved my life, the old lady about to die, and the woman of my dreams is the same person. The other two are goose stepping Nazis (waiting for the bus in the other direction) so I pick up Nora Battie and rush her home before having some rubbery norkage with the lights off.

you gotta think outside the box man

completely wrong Giant redwood Mr donkey, sir!

 rotflmfao

4. is she locked in the cellar?

I only like the ones I can do.....

The others are obviously silly and beneath me!

I'm sure number 1 is about letting someone else drive the car

did she open the cellar door and spill all the salt?

yup

4 - let your mate do the life saving, he's good at it. Walk home with the new missus?

1 rather....

When the girl opened the cellar door she saw the living room and, through its windows, the garden. She had never seen these before because her parents had kept her all her life in the cellar

4 is doing my head in.

Was it a big stash of porn?

That's it, let your mate drive and you stay with the chick.

do i win that one then for 'the house'?

Ahhhh, i thought i was way out because she couldn't open the door if she was locked in.

The chicky would be too much hard work. You've had it with the dating scene, the lies, the false appearances, the pressure etc. Let the chick drive, your mate needs a sit down in the passenger seat, and stay with Nora yerself.

She looks like she won't be able to fight you off pretty soon. It's raining so lubrication should not be the problem that it usually is on these necrophillic occasions.

Am I outside the wrong box?

you are a sick man tanky!

yup

Claw, you are the most competitive crossword/puzzle solver I know.

Next time I play trivial pursuit/Scrabble etc I'm giving you a bell to be on my team!


p.s tank...you worry me!

hooray! 

don't - i'm rubbish at trivial pursuit

You are one sick puppy.

I won, I got 4 of them!

Claw was pants!  ;nana;

I got all 7 straight away.

pwned  ;tightend;

I know, I know. I regret posting it now.

You think you're funny sometimes, but occasionaly you can just go too far.

I'd like to apologise now, completely uncalled for, I should have never suggested letting the woman drive the car  :D

Is the answer to 1. Yourself since you can be the only passenger in your car.

1. old lady,you help her into the car/give your keys to your friend/wait w your partent for the bus

6. one of the people took basket with the egg inside

the baby one- either fell from the ground floor or on a way down was bumping off things/ landed on someone on fell on the ground- rules of physics

5. the surgeon is a woman - mother