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After purchasing my supposedly 'pink' trainers a few months back, I have been treated to an array of verbal abuse from the likes of Colchester Kev, Anthony Chessa, Stuart Fox, and many more. I won't mention any names, but I have been mentally corrupted by these continual chants of "Pink shoes! Pink Shoes! Pink shoes!".

As you may be aware, I have counteracted these unwarranted jibes that have subsequently been questioning my sexuality by suggesting that the shoes were 'salmon' in colour. Whilst deep down I knew they looked nothing like salmon, I thought it was my only defense.

Over the last week or two, I have been gradually coming to terms with the possibility that they are indeed, and dare I say it, pink and that maybe, just maybe I'm not quite as hetrosexual as I look. Yes, I have big guns, yes, I do have a muscular physique, but when I look down at the 'pink' shoes, I tend to wonder if I really am as manly as everyone makes me out to be.

Deep in depression and considering my next step towards reaffirming my masculinity, I was suddenly enlightened by a comment Jen made last week. When discussing my shoes, she made the comment that they were not salmon but pink, and"very close to fuchsia."

"So they're fuchsia then, not pink," I replied.
"No, fuchsia's a shade of pink, so they're definitely pink," said Jen.
"Are you sure?" I asked. "Isn't fuchsia simply fuchsia, or at least a type of purple or something."
"No it's pink, accept it, your trainers are pink"

Unwilling to accept this, I quickly booted up the laptop and checked out a colour code. After browsing the net briefly, I finally found a chart and it was clear that the colour of my trainers matched the little square entitled 'Fuchsia'.

The next step was to confirm that Fuchsia was indeed a type of pink. So, laptop still blaring away, I dipped into dictionary.com and came up with following definition...

"a bright, purplish-red color"

Now, if I'm not mistaken, there is no mention of pink here. It clearly says that Fuchsia, and therefore my trainers, are RED.

RED, RED, RED.

You hear that buckos?.. RED.

So next time you feel like mocking my 'pink' trainers, think twice, because they're not pink, they're RED, a PURPLISH-RED!

The defense rests its case.

 ;thankyou;

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Call the fashion police!!!!

I'm colour-blind & even I can see that they're pink!

Good to see someone secure enough in their sexuality that they can wear pink... I think Teacake's got a favorite pink shirt so that's 2 of you.

OK then, fuschia trainers.

What about the pink socks?

The light from the flash has made the fuschia slightly pinky in that particular. See them in person and you can definitely see that they are fuschia, which is a shade of red.

My trousers normally cover them...  ;ashamed;

"Snoopy gets tired of the abuse on the forum and decides to go for a walk in his red shoes"

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But Pink is "a color(sic) varying from light crimson to pale reddish purple."

So I think Fuchsia is just a form of Pink mate...

Nothing wrong with that though - I used have pink hair!  ;hide;

You could always say they are 'Bazooka-Joe Pink' while not getting away for the fact that they are indeed pink, at least you can introduce the word bazooka into the description.

How about Bazooka-Joe Red?

How about - PINK!

pantheresque?

They are PINK but to be honest.

What is wrong with pink.
Pink can look good.

definitely within the range of pink & falling under the sub category of sherbert  ;D

I have just asked my daughter "what colour do you think that is, Jen?" because we all know that girls are an expert on all things pink.

her reply "it's black"

"not THAT bit Jen ::), the colour next to that"

"it's pink mum" (looking at me rather puzzled)

So I tell her those feet belong to our Blondite reporter Snoopy, and her even more puzzled reply was "is he gay or something?"

What's that old saying.... 'Out of the mouth of babes....'

I actually like Snoopy's shoes but I wouldn't wear them on that carpet - they clash horribly.

do you have matching socks and undies?    ;ifm;

Are these yours snoop?

im impressed with your matching ability and is that a pink stripe in your trousers? very impressive  :)up

As I said, that pciture is deceptive because the flash has brightened everything (my skin is much more bronzed too!). In the flesh, they look like Fuchsia, which is the colour shown below.

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STOP MAKING MY BEAGLE QUESTION HIS SEXUALITY, it makes me nervous. I would just like to say that I fully support Smoopy in his bold choice of footwear, and I think you're all being very childish. Also, that pair of pants that someone posted up looks not entirely unlike a pair I wear on special occasions. Nothing wrong with them.

Oh, and Bongo, 10 English pounds to you if you can talk Smoopy into dyeing his hair pink! He won't listen to me...

Are you saying that Snoops wears your pants?  ;whistle;


Go on Snoops - just a perv like the rest of us... ;hattip;

Ah, he should do it, silly Snoops.

I still have some dye so should find the time to do it again soon.

only real men are comfortable enough with there sexaulity to be able to wear pink

if your scared to wear pink your best not talking to any strangers in brigton as you might

end up playing tonsil tennis with someone named rodney

Smoopy's main argument against the pink hair seemed to consist of some sort of irrational fear that he would get beaten up in Birmingham. Like the pink shoes wouldn't have that effect on their own. If he ever went out, I mean.

That's WENT out, not came out.

Dana, words of advice from a mature man. Stop digging.

My God that's a pink pair of trainers and socks if I ever saw some........


WTF were you thinking Snoops?????