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Brilliant aren't they!

Some people may complain about being outdrawn by fish, but I've been playing 2 cash tables tonight and I have a player on each table who won't fold any hand. As long as they have a pair, they stay in until the showdown. :D

I hope they stay around for a long, long time. :D

I had a great one before xmas.

All folds round to maniac in the SB, he doesn't raise for once and I see the flop with a rag queen.

Get to the turn for free and I've made broadway, so bet about 10 times the pot.

Maniac raises and calls my all in.

He has pocket 9s.

That a boy  :)up

Jesus, I thought my name was gonna be on here somewhere  :D

:( After a couple of hours, my 2 little cash machines have both lost their chips and didn't reload.

But I hope to welcome them back any time in the future :)

I hope quantify doesnt read this thread :D

But when their cards do hit, boy does it hurt. 50p in the bad beat tin every time.

Nooooooo! Don't start him off again!

I ventured out of my depth onto a 25c/50c table the other day and was lucky enough to meet the biggest fish ever there - friendly guy.  Now I say lucky, but he was the lucky one unfortunately in this case - didn't seem to miss any 1 or 2 outer.  At one point I put him all in with the nut flush draw and he called with a lower flush draw (9h 2h) and rivered a 9 :)  Although he took a lot of my money, he's now safely installed on my buddy list.  Just logged on tonight and was pleased to see he was online - just made the table in time to see him all in on a flushing board containing and A and K with 4c 7d (hey, maybe he's a blonde).   Unfortunately that was him done for the day and he left the table before I got a chance to sit, but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled!

The Big Book of Poker Chapter 1 Page 1.
"Some people are just f******g idiots."

Saw 2 all ins today on inside draws.

Live cash game, I raise with QQ, call by nutter. Flop 88J. He puts all of it, £85 into a £35 pot. He goes all in by pushing in his chips and bending slightly over the table, as if in pain. I look at him straight in the eye 'Do you have an 8?'. 'No (strained expression) 'I just realllly need to go to the toilet.' He parted company with £700 in 2 hours.

Yes, great in a cash game - give me a table full of fish, but in a tourney, I would rather have a table of good players anyday.

Just had a nice dose of abuse from 1 such player. After he hits his 3 outer, decides to tell me i'm a retard for playing the hand. Unfortunately in a tourney.
Still, another name to the buddy list.

I want fish and I want them badly....

we had this threads over and over, fish is good- but in moderation....